I still have an hour.

 

I know, did that on purpose, lets them know I'm up for fun!!!

Peace out dicks!!!

 

If you say so.

 

Double up!

 

I always do. But that's mostly lack of self control.

 

Sup.

Just ate. *belches*

 

Saw this Texas DeerMeat car a while back. At Rudy's BBQ, so you know the guy was enjoying some meat.

Enjoying Meat != Cuck. Move on, right?

 

 

Another Azine member passed away today’s he wasn’t very active on the forum, but I met him because of this forum.

 

I'm sure his wife was enjoying smoked meat
He was probably drinking pineapple juice craft while watching her get stuffed with cream corn.




Well
What's his name
So I can go to the funeral
And pay my respecks
:wink:

 

Sorry to hear, Kev.

Fucketh Joseph, there's no way you missed the fucking wheels going the wrong direction on one side of THIS car too. It's an epidemic!

 

Nope. What I find particularly interesting is that a German car manufacturer isn't a bit more sensitive to equipping their vehicles with wheels that are vaguely representative of a certain bent-arm cross that was popularized by one of their infamous leaders.

Might as well have Hugo Boss seat covers.

 

Maltese Cross? Jesse James?

 

Tooootally an innocent design choice. Just likes the aesthetics.

 

 

hi boys!

 

lick my balls!
Seriously Flip.. what member passed?

 

g'morning sluts

 

I didn't ded. So you can cross me off the list of possibilities.

But in a solipsistic sense, I cannot for certain say that all of you are not ded.

So to everyone on Azine except cu2wagon.

what a brutal weekend.

 

I bet Adumb choked on a bag of dicks.

 

Ladiboi probably rode too hard on his dickbike and perforated his rectum. And he finally became the punchline as not only did he rectum, it did in deed killem.

 

DeerMeat... Well, we all know it was juvenile hijinks in one of his seven cars.

 

He sold a few?!?

 

And statistically speaking, Franz and Kev likely shot each other to death.

Fuck. I'll report myself. :soory:

 

Damn... they live like 3000 miles away.

 

I bet yummy ded in some totally ironic way, like we'd all be expecting it to be tetanus from fornicating with a robot, but in fact he slipped while getting out of his dogsled to go to the gym. It wasn't the fall that killed him, that just stunned him... But the sled dogs went in and ate his face.

So Canadian, right?

 

Avenging their fellow breathren , it's almost poetic

 

Justn and mystery meat would be a weird murder suicide. Crabman would be found flayed and Spam would be wearing his skin suit, ded inside justn's car. Which now has a vinyl wrapped hood. Cause of ded? Excessive consumption of brake cleaner.

 

Ha!

 

I like when you have a hard weekend, it makes you wittier!

 

Matt, I don't know. Probably crushed under three tonnes of old newspapers and mountains of cat shit like on an episode of haorders.

 

What about Kurt?

 

Kurt's mom finally got to him

 

Did you answer my question before I asked it?!?!?!?
Irruminati confirmed

 

Oh, I had a fine weekend. I meant it was a brutal weekend for everyone else on Azine who ded, since I'm the only one I can say for certain didn't.

But I admit, I now feel a little weird having mentally killed all of you in Implausible manners.

 

Jeffuckboi got smotheted by unicorn tits and then she left him and his shitty leased civic for a real man with an RDX Elite and a rockycawk

Altar boi went back to missionary school because he thought it was a Kama sutra learning institution... He ended up just getting raped by all the priests there instead

 

Definitely Kurt's mum.

 

Turf wars....we spotted the same snowbunny.

 

Frantz is good with numbers.. he beat the statistics!