FoST

 

Dis fool getting his oil changed..
Enjoy your time there while they gangbang the shit out of yo ride..

 

Torque on the drain bolt is 90 ft lb right? I'll just go at it with this impact.. worst case scenario, I"ll just put some Alex silicone on it if it leaks

 

oppa gape gang style

 

why everybody using the word gang gang now?
when i was growing up it was bad to be in a gang. now every one gang ganged up

 

Don't diss it till you've tried it

 

No oil change.

Bad cell in the battery. Had to get a new one under warranty.

But I am waiting for my salesman so I can drive an EB F-150

 

helicoil is your friend!

Flip, for various reasons, I actually love those.

Matt...I'm with you on that. I kept thinking, imagine someone texting and driving and running into the rear end. Every fucking piece was custom. Chevy should give them a million bucks and just put that into a museum! Speaking of fuckin it...I went sideways in the wet today in TWO of my cars.

 

They wanna be fucked. Gang gang

 

Holy fuck.. corporate admin sent an email reminder to get a free flu shot.
Had a blonde joke on the bottom (btw, admin is blonde).
Even my sensitives were aroused, gave me workplace PTSD (triggered)

 

i love blonde admins unless she's old.. eff that

 

when watching the vid of still pics, I wondered about the steering wheel's lack of air bag.

 

She's old enough.. ageist... really... amateur.

 

FFS crabs..
How many of you pussies drive with your seat belt on??? rhetorical.

 

yup that's what i'm into

 

majofo was thrown around in a steel station wagon and he turned out A-okay

 

Ugh.. I always cringe when I see some idiot with a driving position 3 inches from the steering wheel
I saw a dude like this yesterday (in an F150 of all things)... pretty much had his hands at 1130 and 1230
Elbows touching the bottom of the steering wheel.
Enjoy getting fucked in the ass by the airbag dipshit.

 

The term is "tossed"

 

All the aunties and grandmas around here drive with their chests basically on the airbag..

 

 

 

yes, yes they do... all up in the dash.

 

There's this thing called teh internet
Even amateurs know your peen is inadequate (ask J)

 

https://acurazine.com/forums/car-par...-vents-963462/


Are rear window vents the next cuck thing? Looks like he has balls and gags in the rear seat too front probably has a weed and vape table

 

My ride

 

tickle the taint, right?

 

It's that og vibe, but he's saying.. if I hit it.. I'mma pipe her.
Is he insinuating that he's gon beat her ass then dick her down?
or he gon dick her down, then beat her with a metal pipe??
Discuss

 

hah! Fool in houston stole a white dodge hellcat and a pursuit began.
dude ran out of gas and had to bail in a field.
cops caught him shortly after

 

I miss the pre-Acevedo days

 

heard that song on XM this morning.
I had similar logistical questions, Matt.

 

Oh shit... too soon!!

https://www.click2houston.com/news/p...xceeds-100-mph

 

he did get beat!

also insinuated that he stopped to get fuel so "they could catch up to me"

 

I fucking called that shit...

 

should have taken a prius. could have made it to florida and gotten his face eaten off.

 

I remember driving the SRT and fuel gauge needle dropping quickly.
dude was pegging it

 

dude, if i drive anywhere...i can watch the needle move.

 

lol lets do the math.
how long would a full tank evacuate under WOT?!

 

He deserved worst.. I hope the officer in this one gets off.
If not we should get him off.

 

fuckin jab to the throat

 

bruh.. the chase was about 100 miles.. notbad.png