Fuuuu... So I got into the office, sat down and was getting ready to make some coffee.

Coworker: Do you have a minute to talk about these charts.
Me: uhhh... okay.

*two hours later*

Coffee time.

 

if that wasn't the boss...I'd have said, sure, in 5 minutes. Fuck you.

 

looser!!!!!!

 

 

Frantz knows...
many market fucktuations actually occur depending on his mood and when he's hungry or wants a coffee.
Wu-Tang Financial.
Killer bees on the swarm.
It is no longer safe, anymore.

 

Somtimes I feel like I should get a TSX, and put the RDX engine in it...

 

wont work

 

maybe not for you, Justin...then again, would you have come up with such a clever hood solution? no.

 

Its just the idea of a boosted TSX, so light, so much torque... This was the dream for the TSX typeS, which was only a dream...

 

You could just buy ssjoeboe9's car if you want a boosted TSX.

 

I have like 8 bosses, RS. Eight.

This was one of them, so...

 

If it was just Thad down in QA, I'd have told him to beat a sack of nuts. But when one of the bosses says jump, well, you know... (pretend like you didn't hear the first time but then do it around the third or fourth instance; "Adequate" performance rating achieved!)

 

i just tell my bosses that it's fryday and i've checked out

 

A stock K24 would probably suffice for me... I do like something that screams when I step on it... Got that form the 01 Camry, which is very sensitive to downshift and makes a cool whining sound...

 

Well the TSX certainly does that with the I4. Lots of noise to make a little bit of motion.

 

But fer serious. ssjoeboe9 is selling his supercharged TSX. Hit him up if you're really serious.

 

For you, Mystery Meat, I'd just take a flat rate cut for brokering the deal. $100. That's cheap.

 

I'll even thrown in a box of hot pockets if you buy it. (only because I'm trying to get on ssjoe's good side so he can "obtain" an ASIMO for me, so getting his car sold would go a long way)

 

sell the rdx, camry and tl and buy Joe's Supercharged TSX

 

^ That's the smartest thing I've heard today.

 

 

for serious, why do you have three cars....not like you can drive them all at once...

 

if you stack them ontop of each other, you'll gain 600 extra ACHE PEES

 

I just tell everyone to fuck off
Unless it has to do with what I'm working on
It's not important or urgent
Fuck off

 

co workers just wanna talk..
GTFO

 

Haven't seen it in almost a year.... This picture was shown to me last month to see it's status...

 

There's the CEO
The VP of our org (Probably 12 VPs)
Then dotted line... director of our org (Probably ~30 Directors, pretty much VPs in their own right)
The middle man (hundreds)
My boss
Then me (peon, but I have access to director and fellows regularly)

I report to a dozen project managers (running parallel projects)
but only one boss and I'm working on so much shit right now
Total of all active projects I'm on is in gross of a billion dollars
So boss is like, keep doing your thing
I never bother boss over bullshit
Unlike these other fuccbois.. cry over everything..
Just fucking put your nose to the grindstone and figure it out!

Some douche in another org reported to boss' boss that I didn't get back to them within 10 days
Boss boss was like.. wtfshit is this? fucking pussy (douche move trying to get a response from top down)
Boss was upset... I told fuccboi to eat a bag of dicks.. Boss and Boss' boss was like fuckyeah.png
lol..

I don't fuck with time leaches or anything that's not important and urgent.
I have something like 3k emails unread and that's just from our email migration last year
But I respond to each one of you..

 

i do this...but then bosses are like...it's taking you three hours, why didnt you just ask...

 

No there's a difference
If you have a problem that can be solved in 5 minutes by asking someone.. ask.

I'm talking... the data wasn't given to me in perfect order, so I can't easily push a button to do my work..
I sent a million emails and scheduled a million meetings to figure out why the data isn't in order
Who is going to fix it?!?!?!? Has anyone dealt with this?!?!?!?
You stupid son of a bitch. People lacking critical thinking / breadth to do anything other than what you can train a monkey to do.

 

fuck you im going home

 

checked out 24 hours ago

 

Like that fool who sent email to boss' boss
Their question was.. I have this subtle issue where the data from this header doesn't contain data in an element that we typically pull. How did you deal with that?

Ummmm.. you stupid fuck, did you just ask me how to create data out of thin air?!?! Is that a subtle issue?!?!?!
I responded to them in a very crass manner. Fucking guy is a PhD in Aerospace Engr
My response included in the end.. this isn't Rocket Science.



I'm an ass.

 

No I didn't mean you..

I'm talking about some of the rejects here that only time suck the shit out of everything
They know the right thing to do is to manually fix it.. but they're such bitches about it.
The time they waste trying to "resolve" it, it could have been resolved by just doing it the hard way (the only way really)

 

break out the paper and pencils

 

You the champ Justn..
I'm the same way sometimes.. like, I could ask and be done with it..
But sometimes I like to process through it, or don't want to bother people that are busy too..
There's a critical point where I'm like.. fuck this.. then ask.
Then sometimes I'm like.. I wasn't really working on issue, but more like fucking around on the internet.
Then boss is like.. well why didn't you say so.. I just did.

 

2x2 = 6

 

gawyam 30 more minutes up in this bish

 

x = 1.5
Comeback Taco
Justn likes you now

 

Last night I was doing a little work at home on the couch after dinner. All of a sudden, woke up and it was 11:30, computer battery was almost dead, hand still on the trackpad. WFTBBQLOLJUSTHAPPENED?.png

Next thing I know the alarm on my phone is going off; I'm in bed and the damn thing is nowhere near my charger. WTFAGAINBBQSTAYOFFDRUGS.wav

I think I may have developed the stress cancer in my brainpart.