The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
Resident BMW Apologist
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From: Northern Virginia
That makes one of us. I sucked at math in high school... dropped out of calculus and switched to statistics, did well enough there to graduate but good god I am not good at math-by-letter. Or in this case, math-by-letter-and-cartoons.
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From: Waffles, BU
Crazy driving experience of the day.. some twerp in a mini with the british flag decal on the hood, ran up on me real aggressive.
Then switched lanes seeming to pass in the middle (I was in a line of cars in the passing lane).
There was a shitload of traffic, twerp sees it's closed up in the middle (no chance to pass).. so he switches to right lane
A big wrecker pulls out in front of him the same time and slams the brakes.. He almost ate it.. too bad.
I was in the X.. but even in the Caddy.. I just chill.
When it's open, I'm wide open, but otherwise save gas.
There's always some impatient asshole trying to kill someone else on the road
Usually driving some piece of shit
Talking about pieces of shit.. a redondo red 3G TL ran up on me in the same way Saturday.
This was in the city though. He came up like 70 in 45 up the middle, trying to weave and pass.
Car blocked his path so he smoked his brakes.. some dipshit in car that ain't worth shit.
Probably a member here. Ass wipe.
Then switched lanes seeming to pass in the middle (I was in a line of cars in the passing lane).
There was a shitload of traffic, twerp sees it's closed up in the middle (no chance to pass).. so he switches to right lane
A big wrecker pulls out in front of him the same time and slams the brakes.. He almost ate it.. too bad.
I was in the X.. but even in the Caddy.. I just chill.
When it's open, I'm wide open, but otherwise save gas.
There's always some impatient asshole trying to kill someone else on the road
Usually driving some piece of shit
Talking about pieces of shit.. a redondo red 3G TL ran up on me in the same way Saturday.
This was in the city though. He came up like 70 in 45 up the middle, trying to weave and pass.
Car blocked his path so he smoked his brakes.. some dipshit in car that ain't worth shit.
Probably a member here. Ass wipe.
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Whereas my life is represented by their third brother, Doug. Doug is standing to Bob's right and got cropped out of the photo entirely. Also, Doug huffs contact cement out of an old gym sock.
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
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From: Waffles, BU
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Talking about pieces of shit.. a redondo red 3G TL ran up on me in the same way Saturday.
This was in the city though. He came up like 70 in 45 up the middle, trying to weave and pass.
Car blocked his path so he smoked his brakes.. some dipshit in car that ain't worth shit.
Probably a member here. Ass wipe.
This was in the city though. He came up like 70 in 45 up the middle, trying to weave and pass.
Car blocked his path so he smoked his brakes.. some dipshit in car that ain't worth shit.
Probably a member here. Ass wipe.
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 88,888
Likes: 11,846
From: Waffles, BU
Crazy driving experience of the day.. some twerp in a mini with the british flag decal on the hood, ran up on me real aggressive.
Then switched lanes seeming to pass in the middle (I was in a line of cars in the passing lane).
There was a shitload of traffic, twerp sees it's closed up in the middle (no chance to pass).. so he switches to right lane
A big wrecker pulls out in front of him the same time and slams the brakes.. He almost ate it.. too bad.
I was in the X.. but even in the Caddy.. I just chill.
When it's open, I'm wide open, but otherwise save gas.
There's always some impatient asshole trying to kill someone else on the road
Usually driving some piece of shit
Talking about pieces of shit.. a redondo red 3G TL ran up on me in the same way Saturday.
This was in the city though. He came up like 70 in 45 up the middle, trying to weave and pass.
Car blocked his path so he smoked his brakes.. some dipshit in car that ain't worth shit.
Probably a member here. Ass wipe.
Then switched lanes seeming to pass in the middle (I was in a line of cars in the passing lane).
There was a shitload of traffic, twerp sees it's closed up in the middle (no chance to pass).. so he switches to right lane
A big wrecker pulls out in front of him the same time and slams the brakes.. He almost ate it.. too bad.
I was in the X.. but even in the Caddy.. I just chill.
When it's open, I'm wide open, but otherwise save gas.
There's always some impatient asshole trying to kill someone else on the road
Usually driving some piece of shit
Talking about pieces of shit.. a redondo red 3G TL ran up on me in the same way Saturday.
This was in the city though. He came up like 70 in 45 up the middle, trying to weave and pass.
Car blocked his path so he smoked his brakes.. some dipshit in car that ain't worth shit.
Probably a member here. Ass wipe.
I seriously wanted to run the motherfucker off the road.. it would have been so easy too.
Jeebus said no though. Let go of the wheel!!!!
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From: Waffles, BU
I think it was this motherfucker
https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...e-dilemma.html
BMC_Kid
I'm going to repeal and reject this motherfather
https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...e-dilemma.html
BMC_Kid
I'm going to repeal and reject this motherfather
Azine Jabroni
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From: Austin, TX
let x be the number of days since I have paid you $34.50
let y your mom
If we assume my giant wang is linear, then the equation is
y=mx+b where m is the slope of my giant member and b is a whore.
Since I paid you $34.50 last night for your services, x = 0.
That gives us y=m(0) + b or y=b. Since b is a whore and y is your mom, your mom is a whore.
let y your mom
If we assume my giant wang is linear, then the equation is
y=mx+b where m is the slope of my giant member and b is a whore.
Since I paid you $34.50 last night for your services, x = 0.
That gives us y=m(0) + b or y=b. Since b is a whore and y is your mom, your mom is a whore.
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From: Waffles, BU
you really are shit at mafff
your member is minuscule and bent towards your asshole
you only had 20 because 20 dollars is 20 dollars
thus no services were given
you previously said y = your mom is a whore
so whore = your mom is a whore.. then your mom is a = 0
your mom is thus less than a whore
F- cuhhhhhh
your member is minuscule and bent towards your asshole
you only had 20 because 20 dollars is 20 dollars
thus no services were given
you previously said y = your mom is a whore
so whore = your mom is a whore.. then your mom is a = 0
your mom is thus less than a whore
F- cuhhhhhh
Azine Jabroni
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 9,245
Likes: 2,226
From: Austin, TX
you really are shit at mafff
your member is minuscule and bent towards your asshole
you only had 20 because 20 dollars is 20 dollars
thus no services were given
you previously said y = your mom is a whore
so whore = your mom is a whore.. then your mom is a = 0
your mom is thus less than a whore
F- cuhhhhhh
your member is minuscule and bent towards your asshole
you only had 20 because 20 dollars is 20 dollars
thus no services were given
you previously said y = your mom is a whore
so whore = your mom is a whore.. then your mom is a = 0
your mom is thus less than a whore
F- cuhhhhhh
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From: Northern Virginia
