Ted Cruz? The zodiac killer?

 

I want to imagine Jake has taken the F150 around the track hauling the M3 on a trailer..

 

One in the same mang

 

 

Bonus lawlz for putting a hitch on the M3 and stopping somewhere before getting to the track...

Pull the M3 off, hook the trailer up to it, and then pull the F1Fiddy the rest of the way to the big show.

 

Not yet. Trailer tires are supposedly rated to 65 mph (I tow around 70-72, never had a blowout) and the truck would do 97 sitting on the speed limiter on the back straightaway.

Now it's got a tune and my tuner said I could wrap the speedometer back around to 0 if I tried hard enough. Would definitely need beefier trailer tires for that kinda fun.

 

Talking about the F150.. it was the only truck to pass the recent small overlap crash test..
The other trucks failed in the sense that your legs would have been mangled.

 

I did a track day (bro) a while back. Cayenne pulls up with an enclosed trailer. GotMeCurious.jpeg

Out rolls another Porsche. GT3.

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I feel this type of test is flawed because the impact area is actually much smaller in the real world.
So the injuries could be much worse.

 

Yeah, but that's a 2015+ and mine's a 2011... still did pretty well though. I want a bigger (enclosed) trailer which means a beefier truck to pull it. Thinking about either a 2018 F150 diesel, or a recent F250 SuperDoody.

 

Plus the speeds.. usually you hit something head on coming at about the same speed. clinteastwoodshudder.gif

 

He sounds poor. The real ballers show up with a pusher RV pulling a paint-matched 28' enclosed trailer.

 

I'm already selling crack.. idk what else to do mang.

 

I know right.. what a poser.

 

Beefier pull truck eh?

Raptor?

And then you reply with some logic... But that's bullshit. No logic. Buy Raptor.

 

Try hookin'

 

I was totally going for that Ram Rebel TRX coming up with the Hellcat powertrain..
but after seeing how the Ram folds up like ladiboi in the men's shower.. idk mang.

 

There were a lot of poor people there that day. By and far, I was the pooriest. Like, there were three kids there with their super dorifto wangan midnight tofu delivery 240sx's and even they looked at me and were like, "get a jerb you societal drain".

Felt bad man.

 

that too cuh..
I think I need to up the rate to 34.50
twenty dollars isn't twenty dollars anymore

 

I was surprised last time i hired you, for sure

 

Nah, Raptors kinda suck for towing. Suspension is too soft and they're rated to pull less than their street-truck counterpart.

I really, really want to be that DC 'mo with a 6.7L turbodiesel pickup truck with a turboback exhaust. And drive it around blasting Britney and shit.

 

hmm. So all these brodozers around my parts have Salt Life stickers that look like they say "Slut Life", IMO, and the Hook Spit stickers, in addition to the Melon Labia and Dixie Flag stickers of course.

But the Hook Spit suddenly takes on the new meaning now that you've pointed it out. It's not Hook Spit. It's "Hook, Spit" then an implied "do it again until the truck payment is made".

Genuis!

 

Aaaaaaand there's the bullshit!

Get outta here with the logic. Raptor! You can straight line the track at a buck twenty. Victory has never been so close.

 

We call that the "5-to-9 shortcut" at Summit Point Lotta people blow the braking zone and slide right through the infield. To hell with it, I could just stay on throttle.

I wonder if I could sneak a Raptor into our American Iron class. It's basically a huge Mustang.

 

You guys make me smile.

 

Open wider princess

 

*whiter

 

That's racist

 

quiet banana

 

Plane to Chicago delayed an hour

 

from where? here? big D?

 

You can change your mind..

 

Here. I don't do the D

Well, not for free, anyway.

 

It's like a high of 85 in chicago. It is literally 105 out right now. I'm out of here so bad.

 

enjoy da humidity breh
and 34.50 is 34.50

 

Taco still trying to solve for X?

 

Taco

 

 

X gave it to him.. sorry justn.

 

WTF FJ... shiettt...