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Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:13 PM
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Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:14 PM
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Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:14 PM
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Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:15 PM
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Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:31 PM
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Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:32 PM
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Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:33 PM
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my cousin's ex got that rammstein tattoo on her arm
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:33 PM
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Fuck the GOP.. Obamacare lives!

Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by BreezyTL
I bought those same ones and the first time I opened the hood it flew off. Those things are strong!
Your hood flew off?


shit.. better Prime a new hood just in case
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:42 PM
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Going off in this bich

Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:47 PM
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Flip.. you need to do more vids with the fam cuh...

Ante up!

Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:54 PM
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he ain't got no stock tips for you.
move on!
Just aftermarket tips.

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I heard he had a big tip..



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I ain't going to no federal pound me in the ass prison!
you said it was a fraction of a penny!
Time to hit the weights? A penny saved...
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:57 PM
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goes in teh anus
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They hate us cuz they anus
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 12:57 PM
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100 pennies in the anus is a dollar earned.. for real.
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
100 pennies penises in the anus is a dollar earned.. for real.
stupid iphone autocorrect.
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 01:13 PM
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100 pennies in the anus for a dollar X 9 dollars/hour = 900 pennies in the anus/hour

The next ride he considers should have more comfortable seats than what's in the ILX
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 01:18 PM
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Yeah, with that much ass pennies, you need a good massaging seat in addition to the adjustable lumbar support. That's probably Mercedes territory.
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Franchise1124
100 pennies in the anus for a dollar X 9 dollars/hour = 900 pennies in the anus/hour

The next ride he considers should have more comfortable seats than what's in the ILX

900 penises an hour


fuck i'm slacking...
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 01:23 PM
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Your hood flew off?


shit.. better Prime a new hood just in case
Make sure you are not leaning over the top of it when you open it in case it slips out of your hands. It is like a catapult!
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
900 penises an hour


fuck i'm slacking...
I'm sure Adam thinks your goals are cute
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 01:26 PM
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Wow. And ladiboi is so petite that he might get launched into orbit. Probably end up crashing into Uranus.
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 01:27 PM
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900 penises an hour convert to CAD is like what... 3450 metric penises per metric hour?


check my math Adumb!
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Wow. And ladiboi is so petite that he might get launched into orbit. Probably end up crashing into Uranus.
I'd probably casually stroke Venus on the way over
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 02:15 PM
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Back from -ing...
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
I'd probably casually stroke Venus on the way over
Venus isn't in the path to Uranus.. every fucking day.. something shameful
The only thing you'd probe on the way to Uranus is J('s)anus
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 02:46 PM
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Black hole!
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 02:48 PM
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There's no black holes in our system, but if there were, you'd definitely be the first to find it!
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Old Jul 18, 2017 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Venus isn't in the path to Uranus.. every fucking day.. something shameful
The only thing you'd probe on the way to Uranus is J('s)anus
I'll take the scenic route


what's a couple hundred thousand light years in the grand scheme of things
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You'd probably get sucked into a black hole
Most definitely
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You'd probably get sucked into a black hole
Most definitely
Blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Just in case he hasn't tried it out already
Old Jul 18, 2017 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Franchise1124
Blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Just in case he hasn't tried it out already

You offerin' son?!


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Ask Majofo. He's black below the waist, no?
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This is true...

ladiboi isn't preparing to get blasted inthe faceto outer space
he's practicing magic tricks in his room again..
shame

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Old Jul 18, 2017 | 04:06 PM
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You'd probably get sucked into a black hole
Most definitely
is it located in the Milky Jizz galaxy?
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fuck that looks like me
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