Well, call me a robotic wesbian then.



And no, I do not own one. But, I want one.

 

Everyone wants a lesbian

 

Ah Ireland.. you drunk fuck.

 

I swear, if a bitchassmfr ever try some shit like this with me..
I'm running the motherfucker over and getting the fuck out of there.
GL with your insurance scam cocksucker..
Also.. this looks totally fake.

 

Back from -ing...

 

Hey guys, I'm making 3.45/hour, what kind of car should I buy?

 

Base pay plus tips?
You probably get big tips with such little pay.

 

Little pay for a little dick.

 

Fake news.

I bought the 2.0 because there was no 2.4 tech in the states only premium. I opted for tech over 50HP with cali traffic in mind.

Not once did I claim the 2.0 has more tuning options than the 2.4

I have spent more in performance mods than cosmetic. That is counting the multi piece forged wheels as cosmetic mods. Dont pretend you know me.

 

I'm still having that fucking issue with mine damn it. Trying to find where to drain the oil from, thought it was like any other type of car Attachment 44480

 

Of course garage talk won't post the damn image.

 

Getting paid in accordance to your cock size should be discrimination.
I get paid very well though. Just trying to look out for the little guy.

 

C'mon breh.. I gave thots a hard time over this already.
Just tryna help a breh breh out.

 

I got this flat screen tv just sitting in my bedroom... guess I'll put that bitch up in the garage. Pops is retiring this year.... we have to get something in the works.

 

hells yeah.. C10 SWB.. 63 Impala coupe.. A Caddy? shiett..

 

#humblebrag

Care to tell us your "performance" mods?

I'm pretty sure there was a post from you reasoning why you got the 2.0 over the 2.4
.. and iirc, there were words saying the 2.0 should be friendly to F/I and put you over the mountain.

I honestly don't really care. Just remembering some old shit from some old shit that made me
My only advice to you is invest in yourself while you have the freedom to do so.
It'll afford you all the nice things you want in life.

 

I'm guessing pops is into low and slow?
Man.. so many classics.

Pops is definitely going to want space to cruise with the kiddos later.
Hmm...

Probably not a big head turner though..
Something clean and low key
Don't want to be jack bait like thots

 

This should check all those boxes...



*Ejaculates*

 

Although that 63 Impala is a right there too if you gotta go chevy.

 

Saw this earlier. Sounded pretty okay.



License plate? Must because ol' boy blows so many people but DMV wouldn't give out "CUCK".

 

We sold the charger...it would have been too much work.

C10 swb is what I'm pushing for. But it would be nice to have something big enough for the kids to cruise in.

 

My neighbor has two continentals in his garage. One real clean and the other a work in progress (decent shape).
I'm surprised they fit so well in his garage tbh.

 

Bench seat.. squeeze in.
Or some rumble seats in the bed.
That was called nylon rope and stop being a pussy when I was little

 

HVAC.. fcucker.

I saw an i8 yesterday. It looked badass in the wild.
dude drove like a total cuock tho
Talking about cocks..

We have a little highways work going on..
They shifted teh lanes yesterday

Well some douche in a new M3 wasn't paying attention
Probably gobbling a bag of dicks while trying to pull his phone from his anus

Anyways, he almost crashed into me.. then when he figured he was riding both lanes..
He zoomed ahead, got in a lane, then got in the shoulder thinking it was a lane.

I was so hoping he would have crashed into the barrier that was ahead of him.
But he didn't.

 

Mind on some dick and some dick on his mind.
-BMW driver. Definitely.

 

Local guy has an I8 soon to be in bags.... I would post pic, but, garage talk is ghey

 

I did have to go get a reality check earlier at the dealer.

I've been going back and forth on something new. I was going to buy a truck but payments would increase by 200.... then I had to sit and realize..... be drive Accord till wheels fall off, borrow other people's truck when I need to haul shit.

 

I need to come to Texas though and find a barn find c10 for cheap. My buddy has a c10 and he just bagged it... I don't know how I feel about bagging a classic.

 

Fuckin' lame, bruh.

WWIT.

What.
Would.
Instardgram.
Think.

 

I needs to stop trying to get up with Mr. jones or whoever the hell the rich man is.

 

Sell lamesauce Accord. Buy F350 dually diesel Cummin and Strokin ass Rammer.

Buy a classic C10 too. Bag it so you can put grocery bags in it. Bag yo side piece, with no bag, in the back. Then pack yo bags and move to Baghdad so you can be a bad bag dad.

Post on Instagram. #Acurazine.

 

The Joneses are pieces of shit. Don't keep up with them. Eat them for breakfast.

 

Fucking brilliant!!!

 

 

Intake, downpipe, rear bracing, springs and coilovers.

Cosmetics was just a lip, visors, the tray if you want to count that I guess.

 

I don't think we want to count that.

 

Are you fucking kidding me Maj? Of course big tips...


It's like you've forgotten who I am :homergrabsalltheass:

 

Performance mods...... Lists baby parts.

 

I drove my uncle's i8...
it's a nice car...more like a computer though.

Jonathan, we know you!

 

Your uncle lent you his copy of Forza ?