Ninja of the silicone?

 

My coworkers made the Col. Sanders reference as well..

 

Meredith is watching........

 

Segregate deez nuts

 

#allballsmatter

 

then why is one lower than the other

 

Lowballer.

 

shit my ninja.. not Miles..
used to hit up the spot and twirl glow sticks like a motherfucker to this shit..

 

 

That one time my ese trese hit himself in the balls and the whole club was like... Ohhhhhh....
Someone slobbed his knob after to make him feel better.. somebody..

 

Anyways.. BBB and Miles.. fuck

 

Whose sister is this..

 

His.

 

Who?

 

according to the closed captions, that guy was driving around willingly listening to Justin Beaver.

Must be canandia.

 

Another one gone too soon.. way too soon.. at least Kid Capri still pushing right?

 

taking a Chad?

 

Is that jeffuccboi's sister.. maybe polobunneh... ah polobunneh.. classy.

 

Canadians dun wear 'murica shirts

 

jeffuccboi does.. he fucking loves Trump

 

That's what happens when you live on the east coast.

 

your civic also appreciates in value by ten fold, if you live on the east coast.

 

Gone too soon.. legend.

 

Isn't that where you are? right above New York? That's not the east coast for you?

Because New York is the east coast for us.

Is it a metric vs. imperial units thing and you call that something else?

 

DUDE, Taco's in North Canada, it's different there.. it's due to the proximity to the north pole so the directions are a bit funky.

 

 

Ah, yeah. Because of the magnets.

I always forget about the magnets.

 

No, serious. Are you that stupid? Because flying back from LA, I met somebody that stupid at the Seattle airport. So I'm not sure.

Wifey and I were sitting at an airport bar and this dude next to us sees us wearing Oilers tshirts... He asks where we're from. We're like "Edmonton.. you know, in Alberta"

And he's like "oh, is that like an 2 hours outside of Toronto?"

"Uh, no man. Toronto is like 2500 miles away from Edmonton"

"Oh, so you're like right on the west coast!"

"haha, no man, we're about 900 miles away from the west coast"

"oh, cuz I grew up like an hour away from Toronto, in Michigan, and you guys have accents like some people I knew out by where I grew up"

*wifey and I look at eachother*

*think to ourselves: "What is this guy on?"

So yeah, apparently, above the northern US border, nothing exists. it's just white blank open space. nothing on maps. nothing on globes. just nothing. Because that's all that you guys get taught in school. Apparently. So I dunno if you're serious.

I mean, him not knowing who the oilers even are.. no, I don't mean everyone should know about the oilers... I know lots of americans don't know a thing about hockey (and I don't blame you guys... I would never consider it if I lived somewhere warm), but i'd imagine you'd recognize a team logo. Hell, I know nothing about baseball, and I recognize every team logo I see, at least to some degree. Same with basketball. I hear a team name and I'm like "oh yeah, that team". But not even having the slightest clue? Just strange...

But maybe it's just me.

 

bro..

this should have told you all you needed to know

Probably drank the Flint water and

 

I mean seriously.. I've been to Edmonton.. it's the bald spot on top of president Cheetos head.
Deadmonton..

I don't blame anyone for not knowing where it is or giving it proper recognition.

 

funny thing was... he was flying alone, but I noticed him talking to this girl beside him... she was flying alone also. they keep chatting and I finally started listening in... turns out they both discovered they grew up in the same small town in Michigan and went to the same school. I thought he was just playing, trying to get his game on, but he was bringing up stuff about the town first and she'd be like "oh yeah, that thing!"

 

My broseph was in Utah a few years back.. started chatting with a rando Justn..
Rando is wearing ski jacket with lift tags.. you just hit the slopes?
Yah man.. like 3 or 4 years ago, was righteous.. :pokerface:

 

why in the world would you ever come here?

It really is the mole on cheeto's bald head. what do they teach you guys in school for geography?

 

 

 

hey, she seemed into it. and she was wearing a ring. tsk tsk tsk.

 

Was in Calgary for stampede.. rode a bull.. and other things..
Was like fuck it.. drive up to Edmonton, stay at the local mall.. fantasy room..
Ride some rollercoasters, water park, drink Labatt Blue with some homophobic canuckistan rednecks..
Redneck orgy... that was nice... see ya next stampede!

That was ~20 years ago..
Banned from Stampede.. for reasons..

 

Taco likes to observe

 

she was just being nice and frantically pressing the flight attendant call button hoping it was the 'ejecto seato cuz' button... You suck at reading the signs Adumb

 

But I'm doubting you. Because no one drinks Labatt Blue here. I don't think I've ever been to an establishment that serves it. Even though it is brewed in town. It's even rare in liquor stores, always shoved into the back corner somewhere.