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Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:24 AM
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oh no, that sounds like dysentery to me...
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by UlsterBoy13
damn and the last time i vomited i coulda sworn it was from too much tequila, but now i can tell my wife i wasnt drunk i had a serious head injury and my crab friend told me so!! Thanks Justin!
no wonder why she's giving you shit!
you've banged your head one too many times!
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:25 AM
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Have you seen Altarboi's shoes?


No one in their right mind would buy shoes so hideous
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:25 AM
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yeah but she STILL married him. Who's fault is it actually?
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:30 AM
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Its united airlines fault
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:32 AM
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i see Yummy and Jawknee had a discussion over a few beers.....

The LEGO Mickey Mouse Mech
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:35 AM
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that's fantasticccccc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



We talkin' root beer right?
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:35 AM
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anyone here know a recipe for strokinoff?
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:36 AM
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Yeah, that all sounds normal. We've had our share of those events. And just brushed the kid off and sent them on their way.

Kids are super resilient. Especially when they're really young and their bones are still soft. WagonJr was in a bounce house (which is already a "sparta" type environment; elbow to the face, etc) and was getting out. There were two inflatable steps leading out of the entrance and he was still in bounce mode, jumped from the top one onto the bottom one and bounced off onto the ground. Right onto his face and a I swear his feet came up and hit him in the back of the head.

Didn't even think about going to a doctor. Just pointed out how that wasn't the brightest idea and should probably not do that again.
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
anyone here know a recipe for strokinoff?
To cook or just to watch cooking?
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:56 AM
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I remember being about 3 or 4 years old... being chased by my brother's friend, on our bikes. I kept looking back at him and giggling.. well I didn't pay attention to the curve in the sidewalk up a head... front tire plowed into a tree a full speed, and my face went into the tree trunk

forehead was bleeding like crazy. I was crying. but I survived. And came out half ok.

Then there was the time my brother and I were playing "baseball" when I was 7. Aka it was after we moved into the new house my parents built and there was an extra stair banister laying around. So we were using it as a bat, hitting a tennis ball against the house. Well I got tired of watching and wanted to hit a few myself. Walked up to my brother, he didn't see me. He threw the ball in the air, swung, missed the ball, and clocked me right in the forehead above the eye. I ended up getting a huge goose egg that made it near impossible to even see out of my eye due to the swelling. My parents lost it. Ended up taking me to the doc. I got checked out and all was fine. Goose egg was gone after a couple days. I survived.

Kids are resilient. Even if damage did occur, the brain can regrow and reconnect itself, avoiding the damaged area altogether and you'd never know. It happens very easy for kids. Less likely, as you get older.

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Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:57 AM
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Explains a lot though
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 11:59 AM
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I know, right?
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I remember being about 3 or 4 years old... being chased by my brother's friend, on our bikes. I kept looking back at him and giggling.. well I didn't pay attention to the curve in the sidewalk up a head... front tire plowed into a tree a full speed, and my face went into the tree trunk

forehead was bleeding like crazy. I was crying. but I survived. And came out half ok.
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:02 PM
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I came out like a handsome, young Tom Cruise? Whoa... thanks for the compliment, Tyler!
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:03 PM
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Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I came out like a handsome, young Tom Cruise? Whoa... thanks for the compliment, Tyler!
Your eyesight was the half that didn't come out okay, wasn't it.
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Your eyesight was the half that didn't come out okay, wasn't it.

IUno... his wife isn't half bad...

Maybe her eyesight she be brought in for questioning...
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:05 PM
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You know, Taco, it almost looks like Tom Cruise is telling the story
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
IUno... his wife isn't half bad...

Maybe her eyesight she be brought in for questioning...
Plot twist: TacoWife was his brother and was also subjected to a head bashing and came out half bad/half okay and that's how I met your mother.

Written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Plot twist: TacoWife was his brother and was also subjected to a head bashing and came out half bad/half okay and that's how I met your mother.

Written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong

Still a better love story than Twilight..
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:26 PM
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it all makes sense!!! But when did the sex change happen?
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:27 PM
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I keep telling you guys- she never said yes to me. It was the roofie-colada I gave her. The Elvis marrying us didn't seem to care.
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello


it all makes sense!!! But when did the sex change happen?
when you started sitting down to pee
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:31 PM
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But I haz a pen15.
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:32 PM
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Hey- you guys wanna join the pen15 club?
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:32 PM
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You just gotta write pen15 in big letters on your forehead.
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 01:39 PM
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Wait, Taco's wife ain't bad looking? Pics or gtfo.
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 01:42 PM
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They're somewhere in the ramblings threads of years gone by.
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 01:42 PM
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No nudes though. You guys don't want to see her penis.
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
No nudes though. You guys don't want to see her penis.
dont speak on my behalf
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 02:25 PM
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Oh, so your wife to be has a 12 incher, also? Man, we have more in common than I originally suspected.
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Oh, so your wife to be has a 12 incher, also? Man, we have more in common than I originally suspected.
inches?! da fuq.. she's still Asian ya know..


cm...
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 03:09 PM
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Well it was a sex change. She opted for what I would enjoy the most. You didn't have that option?
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 03:14 PM
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chinatown special...

took what i could, had a 20% off coupon.
Old Apr 13, 2017 | 06:36 AM
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Fkng got charged $477 by XM yesterday for 2 radios...
yeah, tha'ts not happening.
Old Apr 13, 2017 | 08:13 AM
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Old Apr 13, 2017 | 08:23 AM
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Sick day!
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Sick my ass...

Prolly hungover day
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