Here's a tip, (just the tip), they don't test the battery.. if you just go in with your receipt and ask for a replacement, they just give you it





free batteries for lifeeeeee

 

Damn conference call...

 

Is someone taking a shit.. please mute your line.. oh for fuck's sake..

 

Oldie but a goodie:

 

Is that it... OH SHIT!!!

 

I like it when people call me and ask me to fix our systems, because they came up with an absolutely retarded design that seemingly will not work.

Im not changing shit. And your design sucks.

 

 

I told them, that I need to run to the restroom, they all laughed... WTF

 

I wasn't joking

 

Sooo.... I'm at McDonald's, and a Papa John's delivery guy had just brought a pizza for the people behind the counter.

 

They know what they do back there and they're not eating the food..



Says something

 

Well, the stoned white girl that serviced me, I mean, took my order, went on break right as the dinner rush started and she sat and ate a burger and fries.

but maybe she's just got a fetish for that sort of thing...

 

Fat stoner chicks need loving too, you know.

 

It was free, that's why she ate it...

Can't be spending her hard earned monies...

 

You guys ever have to shit so bad that you feel that if you move It will come out? Yea, me neither, I was just curious if you guys did.

 

HNNG!




dem mardi gras jams mayne

 

 

I'm ready for the weekend. Why isn't the weekend ready for me?

 

just gotta try harder



doing anything for your chicas (or chicos for some of y'all) for V-day?

 

No.

 

Can y'all do the needful and post in here https://acurazine.com/forums/acurazi...engine-954549/


we need 'demand' for this change to happen according to IB

 

Did they steal your chicken?

 

Nope.

I'm her Valentines gift.

I'm not buying anything for that shitty made up day...

My side chick will get nothing either.

 

Well i mean women do like chocolate so there's that..

 

What,

You trying to make Acurazine great again?

 

You're on to something.

 

i am.

 

We're going out for a nice dinner on Saturday, and that's it.

ATM to follow.

 

To get money out or put money in?

 

mr.casanova checkin in
heading out to a strawberry farm to pick strawberries on saturday. then head back to cover them in Kevin..i mean, chocolate

 

For the record, I'm the one going ATM. In case that wasn't clear.

 

I'm gonna beat my meat like I'm a coked out chimp and it owes me money.

 

soooo... like a normal Thursday morning?

 

I channelled my inner Billy Blanks and did double time on my work project.


"Now, double time!"

 

Is it even strawberry season?

Or is that your plan... Get out to Frobergs and be like "oh damn, they're closed... but now that we're way out here, in the middle of nowhere, and there's no one around to hear, and it's too far for you to run back to civilization... what you want to do?"

ItsTheImplication.jpg

 

LMAO!
they opened in Jan. and with the warm weather we're having...my orange tree and fig tree have already started greening.

of course, i'll give froberg's a call before I go, just to make sure

 

sweet!

look

Updates:

Strawberry Picking

The strawberry season is just getting started so check Saturday February 11, 2017.

opens the day, I plan to go. LOL

 

might not have big berries tho.

 

I bet you'll get the best berries.

 

I need to pay a visit to the strawburry lady a visit.