Shitcock.

 

If that wasn't clear.

 

Harpaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

there's a whole lot of truth in that theory..

 

What if said person isn't normal..
Doc Rick said I'm the same in person as I am online..
That surprised even me..

 

Wait.. so you're a literal pink poodle..?

 

Page 420!

:rolljointandsmoke:

 

I'm on page 577..

 

Whut up stalkaaaaas.

 

Page 420 the fuck.

I'm on 23hunnit something.

 

Why do the new STIs make me

 

 

Woke smeed everyday.

 

Daily!!!

 

Yes.

Woke smeed everyday, daily.

 

Ain't it grand?

 

Amurica!

 

"Hey, I swear I didn't vote for Cheeto, but I absolutely adore everything he says and does, and gobble up his jizz like there's no tomorrow. But for the record, I didn't vote for him. I swear."

who am I?

 

Do any of you drink scotch at all?

 

He's not bad

 

I prefer Jared, to be honest.

 

Wait, wha?

 

Have you taken Chris for a spin? I've heard he started eating more pineapple

 

Thoi, you've really backed down on the editing of people's posts. shame. Shaaaaaaame.

 

Fuck yeah.

 

Ya damn right I do. You know you like it too

 

It's been a long day just landed at home.. Delays for the lose

 

America Number One.

Make like it's 1990 again!

 

Where did you get stuck?

 

Balls.

 

Can we party like it's 1999?

 

When I was just flying, I kept thinking about how you travel pretty much every week for work. I dunno how you do it. I don't mind flying, but it just seems nerve racking always putting your life in someone else's hands. I'm less worried of mechanical failure, as opposed to nut cases, like that German who locked himself in the cabin and flew the plane into the mountain side. What a terrible way to go out, because of someone else's struggles.

 

And yes, I was thinking of you

 

Speaking about thinking about people.

Thinking about Tacos?

 

I'm not at all surprised you were looking up gay memes. Seems appropriate. Thanks for confirming all doubts.

 

Well that backfired, didn't it?

 

Funny is funny.

Sometimes you gotta sift through some real weird stuff to find the gems.

There's probably an anal joke there somewhere, but I'm too lazy right now to figure it out.

 

Shhhhh... Shhhhh.... Keep your insecurities silent. We won't judge.

 

We will just relentlessly make fun of you. That's all.

speaking of which, who was our resident gay guy? The one that ended up buying a Yukon or some shit. I wonder what ever happened to him.

 

Thank you. Namaste.