cu2wagon

I realized I had bad gramma in that last post. I mean, I lived in the shittiest house then too, but that was irrelevant to my dumbass situation.

Now my biggest deterrent is being "those people" in my neighborhood. No one f's with me, because why bother. Little do they know, I've got *literally* tens of dollars in electronics and stuff inside my house. :mediumpimping:

cu2wagon

Haaaaaaahhhhpaaa!

Majofo

Tens of dollars you say.. you got more of that in beer.. let me help you out so the wife doesn't find out.. :thief:

cu2wagon

Oh. shit.

She found out.

Previously, she was like, "you've got a lot of beer in here" and I played it off all cool like by saying, "yeah, it's because I've dialed it back and haven't been drinking as much" ().

But last week, she's in the pantry and then turns to me and says "holy shit! I just noticed that you've got a whole shelf of beer (it's kinda sorta stashed back behind the soup and stuff ) in addition to the stuff on the floor"

I chuckled. Reiterated that I'm just not drinking as much, and tried to avoid glancing over to the one kitchen cabinet I've taken over as well.

Additionally, I snuck a bottle of Prairie Ape Snake into the cart at HEB the other day. She was looking at the receipt on the way out and was like, what the heck is "ape snake" and why is it $12... Oh, that's your bee-- wait, how much does it cost?

Me: What's over there?

So, what I'm saying is, If I bring a couple bottles over, can I sleep on your couch for a while?

TacoBello

I dunno how you do it. If I had delicious microbrew beers in my house, they wouldn't be waiting to be downed!

TacoBello

Unless you're buying 50 bottles at a time...

cu2wagon

Not quite that much. But I'm really trying to dial back my consumption a bit. Typically only drinking beer on Fridays. Sometimes Thursdays and occasionally Monday.

The thing is, it's counter productive to my goal of dropping the 20-ish (1.42 stone) lbs I packed on last year. So, I'm trying to be good. Thus, I've actually started buying more than I drink. Which, yes, is quite odd.

College me would be ashamed of fat-dad me.

TacoBello

No beer on Saturday?

TacoBello

For me it's generally Wednesday and Thursday and Friday and Saturday and sometimes Sunday, Monday and Tuesday

wifey has 0.5-1 beer, and a glass of wine during the week at most. Her and her stupid will power.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

I had a bud light on New Years...



EWWWWWWWW!

TacoBello

Harper

staaaaaaaallkkkkkkaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Majofo

Hell yes compadre.. come on over.
Wife actually got me this kick ass 6 pack holder for xmas.. owner of the store shit.. something like this but much nicer:



and she had different craft beer in each.. and she also gifted me more beer.
Plus a bottle / can cooler.. you know that spin in ice shit, insta cold.
She also gave me a pity pat on the back to console me when blue laws were like nuhh uhh you can't buy beer yet!


.... and

They're fucking rare, you ain't neva heard of.. we're collecting so we can be the ultimate cucks!!!


TIL, Taco is an alcoholic

Could be worse..

Majofo

Wife had wine and I had pirate voodoo fuck you in the ass juice aka Pirate Bomb! for New Years..

TacoBello

Beer does have a shelf life.

storing in dark areas (like cabinets) helps, as well as storing in a cool location.

Though, there's less chance of a higher alcohol content beer going bad. Not sure how long you guys keep your beers around, but it shouldn't be more than like 6 months.

Majofo

brah.. I guarantee you, the beer we buying.. only gets better with age.

thoiboi

I had Suntory Toki whiskey on New Years

TacoBello

I drink most days, but it's kept in moderation for most of the week. 1-2 beers a day, but sometimes I'll have 4-10, lol.

A few years ago, the newspaper here posted a chart after some changes were made to the impaired driving law (the fuckers can now seize your car for 24hrs if you're between 0.05 and 0.07. Once you hit 0.071, you dun, son). Anyway, they had one line for males and one line for females. According to my weight, height and sex (), I apparently need to crush 6 standard 5% beers in an hour before I blow over

of course, they say the table is just a rough guideline and shouldn't be trusted 100%. But for someone like me who drinks daily, shiiiiet, I wouldn't be surprised if it's true.

cu2wagon

Crabman had a bud light.

dem buds always lit. :rollinupabudandlightit:

Majofo

low life

Majofo

although.. 2016 was a toki kind of year

TacoBello

How much/often do you drink, Majo?

Majofo

Moderate Drinker Or Alcoholic? Many Americans Fall In Between : The Salt : NPR

TacoBello

Oh by definition I'm a full blown alcoholic. Zero fucks given.

cu2wagon

This. This right here is sig worthy. It's worthy but not gonna happen because I can't have people knowin' 'bout it. True cucks roll in silence like lasagna sitting there watchin' ol' boy plow your girl.

Harper

The bud was light, fam.

TacoBello

Oh, I might not be an alcoholic according to that link. I was drinking on average, the equivalent of 24 beers a week. I've cut down a bit. I'm around the 15 drink mark, which says it's ok! Hooray!

Majofo

A beer a week.. maybe two.
If the day has been total shit and I still have to sit in front of the computer at home and work til 4AM (most days are shit, just not total shit) +1

My beers are usually tall boys and high ABV though.
Sippers if you will.

thoiboi

it's a lot for a non-drinker like me!

Majofo

I was like.. do you even know how to read bruh???

TacoBello

harper, you slut. Why don't you post more in here?

Majofo

Taco going to drink 23 beers a week now.. total denial of drinking problem.

thoiboi

because he's busy in 2G TSX duh!

Harper

I try to, by the time I get caught up reading the new posts, refresh the page and there's 2 more pages

thoiboi

wait i may be mixing people up..

Majofo

My bff is allergic to beer.. and I don't mean AFS.. he gets hives and throat swells.
I always peer pressure him to drink.. tell him, the more he does it, the better it'll be later.
Hopefully he doesn't die one day from it.

:ronswansongiggle:

thoiboi

where the fuck is flippy


@Flipster23

you work for the gubermint.. you're working too hard if you don't have time for this anymore.. doh:

TacoBello

alcoholics always make justifications and skew anything to fit their innocence

but damn, I just have a strong love for quality beer. Granted, half the shit I drink is generic piss, but that's just because of a cost thing. Alcohol is taxed to death here. $56 for a 24 of Heineken? Go fuck yourselfs. It should be half of that. An average price for a quality microbrew 6 pack is $15 and go as high as $21.

Im glad I don't smoke also, because that shit is taxed huge also. Fucking gubbermint. Killing everyone's fun.

Majofo

but really doe... #wheresasha

thoiboi

depending on what alcohols, i get the same. itching, can't breathe, massive headaches. I've noticed wines (esp. red), beers, drinks with nitrates.. etc.