Sodor terminology:

Cinders and Ashes! - #420justblaze #legalizeit
Flatten my Funnel! - Pound my dick, alternatively #dick
Rattle my Rods! - Ramming my dick in that ass
Bust my boiler! - Busting a nut
Bubbling Boilers! - Madame chokes on dick gagging at the base of your balls
Trembling Tracks! - When you in withdraws and you tryna get the needle in
Pumping Pistons! - Jacking off with a GI Joe Kung Fu grip
Blistering Boilers! - Blisters on your genitalia caused by genital herpaderp
Flaming Funnels! - Painful burning during urination caused by clap / gonorrhea or crab's special clam sauce / chlamydia

You're supposed to let her rub her boobs up and down your penis, not rub your penis between her boobs..
It's called a boob job because the boobs are doing the work. #nocardio
Take notes jefffuccboi

why do I have to take notes I know this stuff already

So...rike...I'm doing it wong?!??

Because he wants you to become master of your trade [being a dirty whore].

Well.. all types of ways to do it.. just trying to make it easier for you.. you could do mutual work.. that's the nice in-between..

2017 No Problems.. cuhh

Who can still step to this.. shiett..

Somebody do something

I had never seen that video...loved it.
took me 2 minutes to realize it was supposed to be a training day re-make!

Not drinking any poop over here. That's for sure.

time for all morning meetings yay.

Nap time!

what the hell are you editing my posts for? Last I checked, this isn't free reign for you to do as you please. I didn't even write anything bad in there.

**** this place. You can have it.

It's minor, but once again he's going around editing posts and it's annoying.

I wrote "somebody do sumtin'" yesterday and he changed it for whatever stupid reason.

Ahh I see what you're referring to.

he changed sumtin' to something?!


grammar nazi?

uh...pretty sure that's against the rules.

Sup.

Yumcha...
let us see yertits!

You fucking asked for it shit face

What else was there to do but correct your spelling

Fuck ewe!

Hi Majofo...
Hope your week is going well.
Love,
Jeremy

explored this abandoned barn...
saw about 15 of these fly out but there were 2 that just stood there eerily watching me...
fuckin awesome. I love my jerb.

Week's going great!

DeerMeat. His bones picked clean.

hey, I'd be happy SOMEONE was touching my bone!

I love the puppy!

Oh and Z starting to feel like herself again after the Croup and cold she caught...
poor sickee...

That was awesome.

Also, it was 4:20 long.

#420WhoWhooIt

EDIT: Also, "Apes of the Hamburger" is such an apt description!

why do I get the feeling that is a excerpt from the 6 pack store owner youtube video?

It's German.

We used to have some barn owls around my neighborhood (which is ironically devoid of actual barns) but I haven't seen them in a while. Also used to have a few red-tipped hawks. Don't seem them much anymore either.

And now there are craptonnes of doves. I miss the birds of prey.

I once found an owl.. it was just the head..
It had been executed.. probably by the owner of the store.. just that owl, not the whole family, just him..

I'm glad Z is feeling better J. She's so adorable.. Protect her from owls and don't let her go wandering in the forest alone. She might eat mushrooms and start hallucinating.

Yeah, save that for late-teens / early-20s.

Hey man...
my plan is to give her a good enough head on her shoulders to know right from wrong and friend from foe.
I don't intend on stifling her being and the experiences she wants to have by projecting my rules and limitations
on her life.

Thanks Joe...I appreciate that, man...she really is my lighthouse.