now time for a little moderation...

 

hello.. any little moderators here.. who is the littlest moderator.. body size wise, not penis size.. that's J all day.

 

who is the biggest.. fatty.. has to be fatty.. freaking giant and big boned.

 

He's going to kick my ass..

 

Fucking Black Chyna gave birth.. named their daughter Dream

 

Cute baby.. but c'mon.. any non-stripper names??? I mean seriously.

 

Strippers mang.. Mmmmm... Anyone planning on a Vegas trip anytime soon (not you Mizouse)?

 

Okay, @Mizouse.. when you going?

 

I know you and Rick hit some tittay joints.. you suck on any, not including your own?


Femme Nu? Rock Za? Femme Nu fo sho.. you hit up Home Bar first?

 

 

I asked in the office and they told me to come over here. So I'm just checking in.

Mod free zone.

 

I can't whore much because my phone.

Oh... Language.

 

Where are we going?

 

This is for thoiboi because I know how much he likes this sort of thing:

 

vegas maybe in Jan


yea yea we went to Femme nu

next night I went with my friend to 939, saw some drugged out stripper go crazy. I think she was on bath salts.
Knocked out one of the bouncers. And then when the EMTs came, they had to tackle her

ohh and one part of the night she was begging me (an Asian) to cum on her tits

 

... I was hoping it was something cool

 

Whoa... that guy is yuuuuuuuuuuge!

 

My fucking lanta.....

A chick driven Accord that has better taste then most.

 

Work wheels? I LOVE them wheels. But Justn don't. He yelled at me for trying to convince him otherwise.

 

Yup, meisters. Way out of my budget. Cheap ass over here...

 

They're still my number one choice for the Z. Of course, in wonderland.

I could never spend that much on wheels. I would feel terrible spending money like that.

 

You gotta yell out #YOLO and click "buy with PayPal", you pussy.

Work wheels for a working girl's car. Seems like density.

 

I have a "bitch what are you thinking feature on my PayPal account" if my total seems high it will generate a pop up.

 

Fawk.. I always miss out.. did you skeet on her tees??

bitches be crazy mang!

 

Who mentioned this earlier.. fucking fuck.. altho.. it's not much of it's original self.. but horreee shiett!

 

i would've but even I have standards. Seeing her with the lights on

id post pic but they kinda NSFW.

 

Pm list:

1. Majofo

 

yeah brah.. or just post here then delete message and we can undercover see it!
PM is always best tho..

 

PS. Fucking math genius over here can't even number. ladiboi

 

 

Buttdamn, she is rough on the eyes



Coke is a terrible drug?

 

Also I blame being exhausted and needing to wake up in a few hours (aka now) to jump on a flight home

 

 

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69. rockstar143

 

taco went from superfucking dumb to having an intelligent conversation in the civic development thread.

"derp derp si gonna be less than EX"

to


"with my calculations, the Si will be great with enough horsies to scoot around in"


love you bro. even when you play dumb

 

Adam is always smart, he just hulks out because he's extremely sensitive and emotional. When he does that, he puts his senses and ability to evaluate and have dialogue in the backseat and let's rage spiked bat Adam take the wheel.

 

i like that...raged spiked adam, take the wheel


autopilot; ENRAGE!

 

a new feature on your Tesla!

 

 

Dude...
who else is putting a deposit down on this?!?!
Who is gonna be so mad he bought one before these came out!
Although I'm sure who is gonna say that this one sucks and all the new ones suck and who has the best!

You Better Buy the Lovely Audi S5 Sportback Or Else the Crossovers Win