Man. Too much cereal talk and now I want some congee. With century eggs and that shredded dry pork. Oh and the little crisply onions. mmm.

 

I have no idea what to expect out of quattro in the snow with summer tires.

 

joke never gets old.. but we'll laugh at justn regardless

 

ugh..
Arroz Caldo on the other hand.. pussy in the first hand.

 

lol lets have a Balut eating contest

 

Balut gives me the weirdest pekpek

 

I'm game.

justn, you go first.

Okay, you just won.

 

awkward contest!

I WIN EVERYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Pfft.. you amateurs are probably on that 10%

 

IPA? That's pretty strong!

 

I know what jeremy will be doing with that light saber on Nov 1. Looks about the right size for him

 

Make sure to send it via USPS to me when you're done. I like seconds.

 

i'm not shipping a weapon!

 

That's my jammmmmmm

 

Just gotta declare it!

 

 

contemplating entering an at home "near miss" safety entry for using a sawzall while trying to steady the exhaust piping with my bare feet.

 

 

"I can't come in to work today. I cut my foot off and I'm bleeding everywhere. I hope to be back at work tomorrow, once I cut my lawn, trim my trees, paint the mailbox, polish 3 cars, edge the lawn, play with my daughter, feed my daughter, put my daughter down for a nap, replace all the floors in my house and have a quick pee break"

 

Adam, you woulda been proud...that was basically how my Tuesday went.

 

"Florida man..."

 

I know. That's because I was watching. I thought you totally would have seen me when I lost my balance while standing camouflaged in the shrub, creeping through the windows.

 

Just don't step on the grass

 

Stepping on it would take it from 98%, down to 76%. Def not worth it.

 

:cutthegrassandrollitup:

 

hah, that was pretty witty

 

you don't mow another guy's lawn man

 

Maybe *you* don't. But maybe *some* people do.

 

but they don't have lawns, they have pineapple farms

 

I get great satisfaction from watching Mitt, my lawn guy, mow my lawn for me.

I just sit back, crack a beer, and watch him sweat it out with my lawn.

I will admit that I'm a little intimidated by his lawnmower though. I mean, from time to time when I do cut my own lawn, my mower just seems so inadequate and always does a disappointing job compared to what he can do.

 

Yeah sure.... His name is "Mitt"....

 

LOL...
when he had shoulder surgery, I cut his grass for 6 weeks. he reciprocated when I had knee surgery...
while I was on storm duty, he automatically did it and my other neighbor asked Betty if she needed the shutters taken down.
I love my neighbors.

 

We've been over this before:

He does my car and my lawn.

 

Do you pay him in tots?

 

Your mom goes to college!

 

He does your wife too, I'm sure.

 

https://acurazine.com/forums/second-...ur-rdx-950665/

Just another arrogant asshole on the internet

 

I had to restrain myself so hard yesterday on that one.

There's just no reasoning with some folks.

 

Something about a fool and his money soon being parted.. that's all I get from that thread

 

what a waste of time reading that thread...