High off Tim Horton's Coffee 'eh

 

no dummy, I meant Mr. Tim Horton's jock strap.

jeez...

 

Best THC is grown in the wilderness

 

Dank organic?

:snipoffacupanddrinkit:

 

I find it interesting that if you call someone a dummy in person, it likely doesn't even gets noticed. Like when you're talking to a buddy and call him a dummy. No biggie.

But type it online and it seems so much worse

 

I should have known.. you're always going on about gobbling down Tim's bits.

 

Man, that cup of THC in the wild.

You can *see* how sticky it is.

 

Because of all the sticks.

 

did you see the snafu I had with Nexx!?

it's common slang down here to call every one fools. "what up fool!?" "No, fool"
he got offended and called me a dick.

 

I've had to stop calling people dummy IRL (:RS143 because WagonJr has started to pick up on it. And his teachers don't like that so much.

 

I know this one guy who was confused about "brodog".



What a dummy.

 

 

fuck that fool.. punctuation on point

You're a good man wagon..
How about wagon jr calling grandma a ho..
Yeah i'm no vas IRL
Actually had a talk about this yesterday..

 

I did! Funny how even the simplest jab between people would never even cause a loss of breath, but online it's as if you tore him a new one and insulted his grandmother.

But for the record- he is a tool. I've yet to see someone NOT retaliate against him for any post he makes. Drops a one liner and goes scurrying off into the trees. The THC trees.

 

Say foo, what you got on my 40?

 

DEBO! a

Hide your chains, hide your watch!

 

Don't call me a foo!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mr T?

Majofo, I let 2 full episodes of All in the Family play because of you...Sammy Davis and the one where Jorge Jefferson (Dominican, right?) tries running for office to change the zoning for his business.
Maj, you the whitest guy I know

 

Archie Bunker Hero

 

dumb pol

 

Sammy Davis always left an eye out for him
They were good friends

 

Eye see what you did there.

 

 

 

My deuces up anthem

 

What a fucking cucksucker.. lets off the gas once he's in a slide, then slams his brakes once it over corrects. FFS.

 

On that note, dbag karma

 

Love that arm lockdown after.. ready to serve some gnp

 

H town hold it down

 

It's dine.. dick bike

 

Only northern cucks from the big D(eez nuts in yo mouf) say down

 

H-tine.. hooo it dine!!

 

I love how Mustang Sally looks like the smallest peen in the parking lot..
His driving says douche, his shorts say cock.. douchecock.
I'm sure he was on his way to trade in the stang for a bimmer..
Altho the ensemble as a whole says S5.

 

HTine dbag.. the early years.

 

P.O.P, I'm legally blind, Htine...holdin it dinnnee

 

E-40: "Now gas, brake, dip dip, gas, brake, dip dip..."

Cuckstang69: "Gaaaaaaaaasssss.... Oh fuck, brakebrakebrakebrake.... Shit. I'm the dip"

 

Even that guy in front is hoping the Rohypnol kicks in so Doug Bag will just STFU and leave.

 

Well, another Monday, I see. This week ain't gonna suck it's own dick so here we go...

 

and that is why it's important to practice your hooning prior to ever doing it near anyone.
Actually, you just really shouldn't take the risk...did you see how close he was to that other car when he started his drift?

 

Monday awesome...
Annie hasn't been eating enthusiastically for a few days now, with interest dropping by the day even as we add wet foot and coconut oil.
This morning she is barely walking and drinking water like crazy, labored breathing...
fuck...10 years, she's been my girl. B taking her to the vet at 10...sucks, I want to,
but it's literally the worst day for me to have taken the day off since my co-worker is off and I'm covering.