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Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:00 PM
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How to bake bread
  1. lay on the couch
  2. turn on the tv
  3. wife, make me a sandwich
  4. eat sandwich
  5. bj time
  6. nap

Let me know if the instructions are not clear, and tell me the result of it not being so..
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:03 PM
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Half those ninjas have zero in savings, or no savings account whatsoever. That's because they immediately invest all of their earnings in safe investments that offer medium returns... Right?
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
How to bake bread
  1. lay on the couch
  2. turn on the tv
  3. wife, make me a sandwich
  4. eat teeth
  5. ER time
  6. oxy nap

Let me know if the instructions are not clear, and tell me the result of it not being so..
My way is something like yours it seems. But with just a little different results.
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:10 PM
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eat teeth.. better for bj
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:11 PM
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we need to get maj to 6969 thanks
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:12 PM
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Another, more recent coworker, was paycheck-to-paycheck. Barely making payments on his car.

Gets a modest raise (and not "modest" but, like, "not a lot" definition of modest) and goes out to lease a preowned BMW.

When discussing the idea of taking the difference between old and new paychecks and putting it into savings until he could actually afford a new car, he said, to paraphrase: "Ninja, what the fuck is savings?"

Me:
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
eat teeth.. better for bj
And now she's like "Make me some bread!" and I go down to the truck stop and give $5 gummers until she's happy.

Put
It in
My
Pocket

I know how it is.
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:17 PM
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maybe your co-worker is from Cali...
I hear they don't have to save for rainy days
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Another, more recent coworker, was paycheck-to-paycheck. Barely making payments on his car.

Gets a modest raise (and not "modest" but, like, "not a lot" definition of modest) and goes out to lease a preowned BMW.

When discussing the idea of taking the difference between old and new paychecks and putting it into savings until he could actually afford a new car, he said, to paraphrase: "Ninja, what the fuck is savings?"

Me:
anyone know the finance rates on a new Bentley? I just found a $10 bill in my jacket pocket.

But really- I remember reading (yes, I can read ) an article about the difference between rich people and average people.

Rich people, if they come into $1000, will take the money and invest it, thereby making even more money.

Average people, if they come into $1000, will spend it because YOLO.

And then these average people complain about the 1%ers. Granted, not everyone can be a 1%er, but they can always improve their situation and make it up the ladder. They might not have 100 million by the time they retire, but they can at least have a very very comfortable retirement, which most of society struggles with acheiving or even getting remotely close to. It's the exact same here.

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Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:30 PM
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Corey fucking Feldman.. now there's a man who knows how to save..
except when it comes to putting it out there
or being fiscally responsible when it comes to drugs
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:33 PM
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It's hittin from the westside, westside
you know how we do..








Apparently he's crying about how everyone is shaming him
He said something like.. I thought it wasn't cool to shame, why are you shaming me!?!?!

Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:36 PM
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People talking about working until 70 here now... Dafuq... Why didn't you save from 30-60, so that you aren't working until you're dead?

Granted, at 60ish, I'll still be working. Not any of this career bullshit. I'll be done with that. I'll be doing shit for fun, to fill my schedule, not to make ends meet. Do something fun like wax/tune skis and snowboards. Or sell guitars. Or work at a pot shop when it's legal
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:37 PM
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Corey Haim be like..

Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:42 PM
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:homersimpsonfacehands:

Yowsers. Unfortunately, I just went and watched that video. I should not have done that.

:glockinmouthpulltriggersmiley:
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Corey Haim be like..

they were bros....

but thats fucked up.

and DID Corey Feldman watch his own performance? yeah, it was creepy bro
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:44 PM
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I fucking love it brahh
can't get enough
they hate us because they ate anus
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 02:44 PM
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Tale of two Coreys
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 03:08 PM
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I had to hit it with more flavor..

you know how we do

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Old Sep 19, 2016 | 03:18 PM
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wtf is going on in here
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 03:18 PM
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HEY stranger, that's a cool SN!



Old Sep 19, 2016 | 03:21 PM
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lol
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
HEY stranger, that's a cool SN!

He's the buttlicker that bought Otacon's steal of a deal UA7 Brah!!!
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 03:30 PM
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https://acurazine.com/forums/member-...urg-va-948279/
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 03:34 PM
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damn that is a steal
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 03:35 PM
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oh snap



nice whip!
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 03:51 PM
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$1 > ls
disdik.xml
deeznuts.xml

$2 > gobble *.xml
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 04:15 PM
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this thread delivers, today
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 04:24 PM
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What in the sweet fuck?



"Is my engine ok?"

"Shiiiet, son. No. No, that's not ok."






https://acurazine.com/forums/second-generation-rl-2005-2012-76/engine-explosion-totaled-%2Apics-included%2A-949753/

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Old Sep 19, 2016 | 04:27 PM
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^^ where is this thread?!?!

Holy shit lol

Too much
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 04:31 PM
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Open headers?!?!
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 04:32 PM
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I have never come across that before. Wow.
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 04:33 PM
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Open headers?!?!
True SRI
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 04:37 PM
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nice one Adumb. "Page not found"

This is secretly your TL!

Or wait thats not a 3g engine bay
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 04:39 PM
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YG handled that like a BOSS!!

Old Sep 19, 2016 | 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Oh Sickest TL
YG handled that like a BOSS!!

lastweek.utoob
Oh, hey! Is it last week already?

Sweet!
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 04:54 PM
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piss off haha

Im watching the Jay Pharaoh one now
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 05:10 PM
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I damn near pissed myself laughing at his DMX impression
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Oh Sickest TL
He did.. 10 days ago when I originally posted it... cuhhhh


Originally Posted by Majofo
I know you ninjas want to gobble my spicy nuggets

YG Keeps His Bool Eating Spicy Nuggets | Hot Ones on Complex - YouTube
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 05:20 PM
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must have missed that lol
Old Sep 19, 2016 | 05:41 PM
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Cut him some slack majofo. Today is really two Fridays ago in metric.



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