Whoa whoa nessy, let's work on that bumper before going to the big leagues
See mah brotha knows!

 

Man, if only she knew what you say on the lines...

She'd make you pay!!!

 

Man if she'd let me get past 2nd base with her, i wouldn't be venting online!!! She reaps what she sows!

 

Whoa, slow down Ron Jeremy!!! Second base and it's only been what, 12 years?

Put some space for the holy ghost between you two. You don't want to make sins.

Take a cold shower and go pull off your bumper.

Then repent.

 

I've been with mine for 6 years going on 7 in February

 

We're going steady


Probably get my first kiss in another 15 years or so..

 

Don't forget to wear a condom. Justn case.

I'll send you some if you're too embarrassed to go into the pharmacy to get them on your own.

Just rinse them out, maybe turn them inside out, and you're good to go for that first kiss.

 

Back home

 

Damn, just got a quote from an Arborist to properly trim our Oak tree out from...I don't think it's ever been done and it's the center piece of our front curb appeal!
I'm excited, only $200 bucks including hauling everything away!

 

But do they remove and install your front bumper too??

 

Fuck the oak, just buy some CBI's instead

 

I asked, their response was "nawww...any pussy can do that, we wouldn't even feel right charging for it"...

 

 

 

W00t...10 days later, house has a tentative sale. Waiting for buyer to obtain their bank loan (although, the realtor has said they were cleared for financing). $10K deposit should be paid to the real estate broker in the next few day.

 

Some pics of the current place that was on sale...











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...sold for $34.50. Multipled. A few times. Just a few.

 

I... I apparently live like an animal. A filthy, classless, wretchedly poor animal.

That's absolutely stunning Yummy!

 

Congrats on getting rid of that shithole!

 

Is that staged?!? Or holy shit that's a gorgeous home yummy!!!!

 

So sterile.. I feel like I need to motorboat some sweaty stripper titties after looking at those pics.. maybe swampboat too.
Definitely swampboat.

Also.. Miz.. single.. goes to Amsterdam.. doesn't bone or get high.
You need to party cuz.. I'm guessing with fam. Boooo!!!!!

 

 

and man who took those RE photos... terrible

 

 

Would have sold before listing.. 50k CAD over.. (34.50 USD)

 

Did you think I was kidding when I said I'm neurotic?

Well, honestly, maybe a bit tidier than usual since we had to keep it tidy once it went to market...but, Miz has met me and I think he probably isn't surprised how I keep the place.

So, I dust every 2-3 days versus 7-10 days.

 

Should've PMed me, dude. Given you the Asian discount. For sure $34.50.

 

god damn that place is stunning

 

LMAO, Betty said the same, is that place staged!?!?

Super nice place...loving the OCD yard!

 

Please... There's no lil 'cha toys anywhere. STAGED!!!

 

:ghey:
Fixed

 

Johnny, what car of yours is having 3rd gear issues? It can't be the Type S... Can it?

 

One more pic: Little Cha's current play room...I clean up after him each evening.

 

He likes trains as you can tell.

 

me too! We are hiring! Tell him to send me his resume! Hahahah

 

My beater 6th gen Accord v6.

Debating if I should even bother troubleshooting it or just send it out to pasture. Service manual says it might just be a few solenoids that are failing and I actually tested a few and one was out of spec. I'm thinking I might be in 200-500$ to fix it or say fuck it and junk it. The cat was stolen a few months ago so it's straight piped. The sister overheated it so I'm not sure if there's a leaking HG. Coolant levels are okay so prob not. I'm just at the crossroads of "how much should I continue to invest in it"

I really don't drive much when I'm at home hence the hesitancy to buy the s2k yet. It'll sit in my garage 5 days a week.

 

Wheres the toy i gave him?

 

 

That's a play room?!?!
Do you take a break and nap while he's playing? I'm assuming that bed is too big for him.
You're my hero...I'm stealing this idea. Naps in every room!

 

Shiiiiet I didn't know you had a 6G. So what happens with the Type S then?

Buy the s2k and consider it a legitimate investment. Especially if you don't drive it much. Them values will continue to creep up. Sell it at any point and at the very worst, you'll walk away with a few hundred bucks extra in your pocket.

DD the Type S too.