OMG I know I'm so excited!
Just kidding, I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

Opening day of DeerMeat season..
It's when every one opens their arch way for DeerMeat

 

In for deer jerky

 

Bravo, Majofo, bravo. :slowclap:

I have a sincere dislike of extreme liars and/or scammers. Seriously, they make their livelihood by being the absolute scum of the earth.

 

and we're all shoe salesmen also!

 

 

I've been scammed once
Fleabay.. bought a pimp scubapro regulator setup for 2/3 retail (~$400).. should have known better but I was naive derpina
Guy was super shady.. gave me all types of excuses.. waited for bank copy of deposit, they didn't do shit.
Finally was like pops, this motherfucker scammmed me and at least 4 others..
Pops was like.. wtf.. called his homies at local bureau where the scammer lived (just started cyber fraud section, Cleveland, at the pinnacle of it's shitholeness) - also, wtf was I doing buying scuba equipment from fucking Cleveland.. anything for that matter.
He got fuckkkkkkeedd.. fled to Canada. Not sure what happened after.. fuck that asshole.

 

So moral of the story is...
it's in your blood to be pretty badass.
Even in your first experience as a lil' Joe, the guy that fuxored you ended up having to flee the country. I wish all my stories ended that cool.

Where were you and your pops when I was wasting time going to envelope stuffing and door to door knife salesman conventions during my get rich quick (or die trying? ) schemes of my teenage years!!?! Coulda saved me a TON of trouble.

Only time I got REALLY shafted was by a member on here...set of coilovers...not as described, totally beat up, not intended for a TL...ended up losing the shipping back to him but luckily, I called Paypal



inb4chadsayswesuckingyourdickagain

 

I almost got scammed big time on ebay too, about 8 or 9 years ago. I oh so desperately wanted a JDM ITR engine to put into my Civic at the time. Finally had the money and tools to proceed with the swap... was looking everywhere for the engine and then found one on ebay. Seemed legit. For a swap that was costing about 5k back then, I found one being sold for 4400... sweet!

Until things started getting a bit fishy... I realized the photos were from a website that sold JDM engines (you could tell by the background). Figured it was odd, but asked for more pics and they came... figured maybe they were selling some inventory off on ebay (hey, when you want something that bad, you'll start making excuses). I don't remember how it came to be, but I think he sent me an ebay link to "buy it now"... except my browser instantly shut the page down and was giving me "this is a phishing page! be warned!"

I lost my bananas. Got the guy banned off ebay (though I'm sure he found a way back) and was happy I didn't lose a ton of cash. I felt like a tool for not listening to my spidey sense... "it'll be ok... this is all good.. this is what you want and NEED!!"

 

I was back on da aina cuhhh circa... 2000

 

oh...and there was a guy I sold a set of wheels to on the ephatch forum...met up with him, he tried to do the "aww braw, i got 400, i could hit you with the other 200 on the 15th when my wic check clears"...I said no sir...so he took the rest of the money out and paid me...

but he bought my wheels and sold his current wheels on the forum to a guy...the guy was like, this guy took my money and never sent the rims. So I called him because he seemed nice enough and I wanted to give him a little advice not to be a jerk. He was like "whodis" and hung up on me...
so I ALMOST got ripped off by him. I went back to the forum and gave them all the info I could on the guy that I knew from my transaction. FK it...snitches get bitches.

 

I remember it right before paypal, when many paid by check / money order

 

Oh and let's not forget the V wagon in February! Remember that Maj?!? No paint work...bullshit...something felt wrong...
dude kept insisting we use escrow.com....fkng Manual Thunder Gray with Recaro and yellow brembo wagon for $42K...about 20K too low...
something didn't feel right...dude's alias (presumably) checked out...

backed out...heard that the V was used to lure people for some scams using escrow after that. Shiettt...THAT would have sucked!

 

Fuck that dude, Vagon was fucked too

 

scum of the earth people. They should be kept underground for mining purposes only, and never allowed to surface again.

 

Only if that mine were to collapse.. and the only way they could survive was for them to drink their own piss and eat their own shit.

 

I got that from the news.. Chinese mine.
I was like.. Bear Grylls would be proud.

 

No canary!

 

They didn't eat their own shit.. they ate coal.
Shit.

 

So...I'm working this cluster of meters...huge odd guarded property...
nobody here, but lots of spaces, perfectly groomed lot...trees and nice buildings.
I looked up the account...
y'all ever heard of this group?
Soka Gakkai International (SGI)

 

metta world peace be with you

 

you don't talk about fight club

 

 

hmmm...they did side eyeball me and look like they didn't want to let me into the property.
Interesting...

So you've heard of it, Maj?

 

meta world peace bro!
leave those buddhist monks alone

 

I'm about to choke your referee out, Justin

 

Yeah, they're everywhere..
Reminds me of Scientology mixed with Mormon Chuuuuuchh
Mom's buddhist, she don't effs with demm cuhhh

 

"The SGI is a global movement of people connected by Buddhism (read: booty-ism) and the shared commitment to realize a future where life's inherent dignity blooms"

 

That's all I needed to know...
it felt very cultish in here...the way they looked at me like uh...you ain't one of us. we love everyone...if you're one of us.

 

Hunting season, for bow and arrow or crossbow, opens tomorrow and runs thru January 8th or 15th this year. Here is one from this last gun season opening day. Some tasty backstraps, hot stix, and jerky!

 

Trust me..
They know everything about you..
They reading this shit right now..

 

Mmmm Deer Penis!

 

Go buy a slim jim like a normal person!
I wasn't raised to kill stuff, I wouldn't have the heart unless I was starving. Luckily, Publix is right down the skreet.

Majofo...thanks for the warning, they refused to give me my application back and won't open the gate for me to leave.

 

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Its a great feeling to know you can supply food for your family by harvesting a mature animal. I do it for the meat not the points, those are a bonus!

 

Obviously

 

I hunt public land and absolutely hate it. To many idiots walking around... You have to shoot what you see otherwise if you let it walk, it will be shot 50 yards to your left or right.

 

Bambi?

 

Jeez...you ever go hunting with Plaxico Burress?

 

No, must be 2 years or older... I have some friends who shot some small ones that are not bigger than my dog. What a waste!