Dis guy is ma buddy. Shitty cell pics but whatever

 

my dad brought a tarantula back from Guatamala to NH when i was a lil kiddo. didnt get it devenomed though. Mom ended up giving it to the Concord Zoo! lol

 

 

 

J, I've packed three changes of clothes and I'm heading your way in Blano-Boosto. I'll be there to help you with that power back stuff you need to do because of all the wet and blowing.

See you in a bit.

 

you sound like how i imagine Mystery Meat to sound like in that video!!!!

 

One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone truly goes out of their way to make a joke and do something hilarious to bring joy to another's day...and they get nothing but a "LOL" response or something like that.

Joe, 1, your editing skills were amazing. 2, you either used voice masking, or you're drunk at work. 3, you made me smile real real hard almost enough to squirt some pee in my almost holy boxers. That was fantastic, man.

 

close this bitch down..

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my response was not suitable?

 

lol

 

It was suitable, Ulster...joke wasn't directed at you! He made a serious effort!

 

why you so smart?

 

Heh. Nah man, it's just throwaway bullshit anyway. IDGAF.

And really, it's amazing what technology can do these days. That's all cell phone, two clips that I used YouTube to stitch together into one video. I must say that their interface has come a long way as far as content creation is concerned.

Just a quick fuckaround video made before my cup of coffee went cold. I was just lucky enough to have the right car at the right time.

ps. have dinner ready for me, okay?

 

weekend plans?

 

Beef Strokinoff okay, Cujo?

Ulster you no like my rdx cover bro price? not low enough? damn, no response...

and because it's Fryday

 

Hell yeah that's okay.

I love beef strokinoff.

 

oh dude sorry, i been slammed this week recovering from the birthdays and stuff so i hadnt got a chance to ask the wife for my allowance.

 

I thought you thought I was an ashole.
Cujo...
That's literally my go to birthday meal from Mom.
My grandma tried to upstage her once with REAL steak stroganoff...I'm like TFO, gimme dat h helper!

 

Yup. It's tits.

Lifetip: Hamburger Helper really does require the hamburger. Once, as a broke chump at university, I had Helper but no Hamburger.

Worst. (Instant) Meal. Ever.

EDIT: And yeah, same... I've had it at restaurants and it's just like. Okay or whatever. Maybe because there's no anthropomorphic glove eating the strokinoff with me and so it's just not as good.

 

I eat ramen raw, fuck boiling water
Save the flavor packet ajinomoto for mystery meat mondays

 

Are we rollin' today..

 

 

 

BRO...WATCHED THAT WHOLE VIDEO waiting for Fonzie to make an appearance! Did they steal the idea from him, or vice versa?

 

Peace out.. have a good weekend mother fathers

 

 

Damn, this place is dead AF!

See you on the flip side, boys.

 

 

グッドモーニングのお尻全体

 

Mystery, your google translate card should be revoked!

 

No, I just Googled "English to Japanese"!!!

A box stating, Enter Text, appears, where I type an English phrase, convert it to desired language, then copy/paste as a post...

It's a serial code to then crack!!!

Justn repeatedly messaged me yesterday asking if I post like this, to keep it in This thread, being a good sport, I did!!!

That was directed towards the sleeping crab, if he knows Japanese or uses some form
of translation, but for you J, I'll use 'Espanol!!!

 

ˇBuenos días buen seńor!

 

LMAO...
bro, what is your real age.
And name.

Buenas brochacho!

 

are you yoenis cespedes?

 

How the fuck do you not think that what you did isn't "Google translate"?

 

You want to know his real name, and not his stripper name?

You gonna make it rain on him? Like a windowpane?

Do you think your bands a make him dance? Are you gonna make him cum?

Hit him from the side like a motherfuckin' bass drum?

 

 

I tried translating that to no avail!!!

 

cuban baseball player. My favourite player lol

 

Sadly no!!! I'm an All-American, short southerner, with long dark hair...

I'm a living testimint to being a mystery, and everything about me is voided by the next trait!!!

I may only be 19, but my inner-age is somewhere between the ages of 40-85, and closer to 85!!!

I dress like a farmer, but look like a surfer...

I'm very REVERENT in person...

Very quiet, as there's just nothing to say...

I listen to hard rock, and drive like a maniac, but hate crowds of people!!!

Yup, nothing about me makes sense, and I'm most active at midnight...

I Am Midnight Mystery!!!