Midnight Mystery - Birthdays, Builtdays, Anniversaries, and a Broken Heart!!!

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 08-05-2016, 06:01 PM
  #121  
I like turtles
 
Redsand353's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Atlantic City
Age: 37
Posts: 689
Received 139 Likes on 99 Posts
If this guy is a troll, i'm not even mad about it.
Old 08-05-2016, 07:07 PM
  #122  
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
iTrader: (6)
 
rockstar143's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 77,942
Received 19,961 Likes on 14,481 Posts
stick around, you'll eventually not get mad, but you'll probably just wanna slap him in the face with a dick shaped twinkie.
The following users liked this post:
Redsand353 (08-06-2016)
Old 08-05-2016, 07:13 PM
  #123  
Moderator
 
cu2wagon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes on 5,045 Posts
Or a Twinkie shaped dick.

I guess that's probably just a dick though...
Old 08-05-2016, 07:18 PM
  #124  
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
iTrader: (6)
 
rockstar143's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 77,942
Received 19,961 Likes on 14,481 Posts
He's playing us...we humored it. But I called it long ago...this guy is FOS.
TFO with your camry talk.
Old 08-09-2016, 01:16 PM
  #125  
Drifting
 
UlsterBoy13's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2016
Location: Austin
Posts: 2,355
Received 303 Likes on 243 Posts
he wants to flash his honda....told you he was a perve
Old 08-10-2016, 01:24 AM
  #126  
Null and proud of it
Thread Starter
 
Midnight Mystery's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Metairie, LA
Age: 27
Posts: 10,375
Received 899 Likes on 789 Posts
Well, what h*ll makes you all think that???
Old 08-10-2016, 06:15 AM
  #127  
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
iTrader: (6)
 
rockstar143's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 77,942
Received 19,961 Likes on 14,481 Posts
Y*u.
Old 08-10-2016, 06:19 AM
  #128  
Moderator
iTrader: (1)
 
justnspace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 86,295
Received 16,260 Likes on 11,971 Posts
Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Well, what h*ll makes you all think that???
Good Jorb! you won the awkward battle!!!!!!!!!!!



Old 08-10-2016, 06:19 AM
  #129  
Null and proud of it
Thread Starter
 
Midnight Mystery's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Metairie, LA
Age: 27
Posts: 10,375
Received 899 Likes on 789 Posts
But what did I do to suggest that?

I honestly don't understand why???

Last edited by Midnight Mystery; 08-10-2016 at 06:20 AM. Reason: Keypad, again!!!
Old 08-10-2016, 06:41 AM
  #130  
Moderator
 
cu2wagon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes on 5,045 Posts
Wh*t's g**ng *n *n h*r*? D*d s*m**n* l**s* *ll th* v*w*ls *g**n?
The following users liked this post:
00TL-P3.2 (08-10-2016)
Old 08-10-2016, 06:44 AM
  #131  
Moderator
iTrader: (1)
 
justnspace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 86,295
Received 16,260 Likes on 11,971 Posts
Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
But what did I do to suggest that?

I honestly don't understand why???
dont worry, I understand you.
others think you are weird.
I think you are fine just the way you are.
Old 08-10-2016, 06:50 AM
  #132  
Null and proud of it
Thread Starter
 
Midnight Mystery's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Metairie, LA
Age: 27
Posts: 10,375
Received 899 Likes on 789 Posts
I know...

Cu2wagon, you can Gil in the * if you want...
Old 08-10-2016, 08:03 AM
  #133  
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
iTrader: (6)
 
rockstar143's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 77,942
Received 19,961 Likes on 14,481 Posts
the guy in the library...his face when he says 'what battle"...then he goes MAN YOU"RE SO GOOD AT THIS
The following users liked this post:
justnspace (08-10-2016)
Old 08-10-2016, 08:05 AM
  #134  
Moderator
iTrader: (1)
 
justnspace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 86,295
Received 16,260 Likes on 11,971 Posts
I lold when I watched it last night.

you've won MysteryMeat!!!
Old 08-10-2016, 08:08 AM
  #135  
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
iTrader: (6)
 
rockstar143's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 77,942
Received 19,961 Likes on 14,481 Posts
Yeah, i'm not fooled

hurrr durrr lervvv merrr cermrrryyyy ferrr sssselllll berrtttt dersnttt rerrrrnnnnn
Old 08-10-2016, 08:17 AM
  #136  
Drifting
 
UlsterBoy13's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2016
Location: Austin
Posts: 2,355
Received 303 Likes on 243 Posts
lol its funny, i read most of his posts in a slingblade voice too!!
The following users liked this post:
justnspace (08-10-2016)
Old 08-10-2016, 08:18 AM
  #137  
Moderator
iTrader: (1)
 
justnspace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 86,295
Received 16,260 Likes on 11,971 Posts
MMMMhmmmm, dat right dere gonna get some one killed...Mmmmhhmmm
Old 08-10-2016, 08:28 AM
  #138  
Drifting
 
UlsterBoy13's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2016
Location: Austin
Posts: 2,355
Received 303 Likes on 243 Posts
Kill my mother Sound From Sling Blade Sound bytes - Soundboard.com - Create & Download Free Sounds, Sound Effects, Mp3, and more

Old 08-10-2016, 08:33 AM
  #139  
Senior Moderator
iTrader: (5)
 
KaMLuNg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Age: 41
Posts: 15,510
Received 1,090 Likes on 767 Posts
meaty - just donate the car to charity and get the $500 tax deduction... your rolling shell isn't really attractive to anyone unless they plan to strip the car for parts (but it's not like you have something rare)... camry's are a dime a dozen so any sentimental value you have for the car goes out the window along with you...

if you get lucky and find a buyer to come tow that thing away, it would be someone with the exact same car and body color that might want the fenders, bumpers or interior... unless i got the car for free, i would not shell out $500 to put in a $500 used motor and gamble that is the only thing that needs to be replaced...
Old 08-10-2016, 08:39 AM
  #140  
Drifting
 
UlsterBoy13's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2016
Location: Austin
Posts: 2,355
Received 303 Likes on 243 Posts
But he loves the car....dont you read his 8 thousand posts about it and how he took her to prom and popped his cherry with her?? he still has the burn mark from when he forgot to let the exhaust cool a bit to remind him of that night.

if you arent going to contribute something useful, you shouldnt be on this thread....
Old 08-10-2016, 08:42 AM
  #141  
Moderator
 
cu2wagon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes on 5,045 Posts
I was thinking about starting a GoFuckMe account to collect donations to buy Mystery Meat's Cramry. Then have it flatbedded to the nearest auto recycler for
Old 08-10-2016, 08:43 AM
  #142  
Drifting
 
UlsterBoy13's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2016
Location: Austin
Posts: 2,355
Received 303 Likes on 243 Posts
i have $34.50 for you
Old 08-10-2016, 08:57 AM
  #143  
Senior Moderator
iTrader: (5)
 
KaMLuNg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Age: 41
Posts: 15,510
Received 1,090 Likes on 767 Posts
Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I was thinking about starting a GoFuckMe account to collect donations to buy Mystery Meat's Cramry. Then have it flatbedded to the nearest auto recycler for
that's a great idea!!!
Old 08-10-2016, 11:44 AM
  #144  
Null and proud of it
Thread Starter
 
Midnight Mystery's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Metairie, LA
Age: 27
Posts: 10,375
Received 899 Likes on 789 Posts
It's a 5s-Fe Camry, 2001 is its best year!!!

My point is, anyone who came near it wanted it, like a shark wants prey!!!

Just because it needs an engine, which would be super cheap and easy to find, doesn't mean it's junk!!!

Heck, I've seen beater Camrys, wheels mismatched, broken door handles, bent fenders, faded paint all over selling for $3,000 still, with 250,000+ miles....

A $500 engine swap by a backyard mechanic, and it could easily go for $4-5,500...

I even see these go for $8,000 still... There's thousands of people who would take it right now, it's just a matter of my process... First, I'm starting with a target buyer...
Old 08-10-2016, 11:47 AM
  #145  
Moderator
iTrader: (1)
 
justnspace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 86,295
Received 16,260 Likes on 11,971 Posts
^bro, you are not helping your case.

if you say its that cheap, GIT-R-DONE!
engine swap that motherfucker, then sell it for 3 or 4 grand


ALL we hear is ; CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY
The following users liked this post:
cu2wagon (08-10-2016)
Old 08-10-2016, 11:48 AM
  #146  
Moderator
 
cu2wagon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes on 5,045 Posts
Old 08-10-2016, 11:49 AM
  #147  
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
iTrader: (6)
 
rockstar143's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 77,942
Received 19,961 Likes on 14,481 Posts
So again, (and let's see if you address wtf I'm saying that is directed AT YOU and your TOPIC)...if you love the car and have sentimental value in it...and it's "super cheap to fix' and the ZOMG best year ever for the camry.Then why the fuck did you not fix...do you not fix. Why are we having this dicksuction!??!! Just do it!
The following users liked this post:
cu2wagon (08-10-2016)
Old 08-10-2016, 11:49 AM
  #148  
Moderator
 
cu2wagon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes on 5,045 Posts
It really is just commen sence.
Old 08-10-2016, 11:50 AM
  #149  
Senior Moderator
 
thoiboi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: SoCal, CA
Posts: 47,060
Received 8,662 Likes on 6,685 Posts
So full of shit.. 8000 for a old shitty Camry...








Old 08-10-2016, 11:50 AM
  #150  
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
iTrader: (6)
 
rockstar143's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 77,942
Received 19,961 Likes on 14,481 Posts
and before you all critisize. I'm not good at spellsing.
Old 08-10-2016, 12:13 PM
  #151  
Moderator
iTrader: (1)
 
teh CL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Kelowna
Age: 36
Posts: 14,217
Received 999 Likes on 650 Posts
Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Heck, I've seen beater Camrys, wheels mismatched, broken door handles, bent fenders, faded paint all over selling for $3,000 still, with 250,000+ miles....

A $500 engine swap by a backyard mechanic, and it could easily go for $4-5,500...

I even see these go for $8,000 still... There's thousands of people who would take it right now, it's just a matter of my process... First, I'm starting with a target buyer...

Old 08-10-2016, 12:16 PM
  #152  
Senior Moderator
iTrader: (5)
 
KaMLuNg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Age: 41
Posts: 15,510
Received 1,090 Likes on 767 Posts
Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
It's a 5s-Fe Camry, 2001 is its best year!!!

My point is, anyone who came near it wanted it, like a shark wants prey!!!

Just because it needs an engine, which would be super cheap and easy to find, doesn't mean it's junk!!!

Heck, I've seen beater Camrys, wheels mismatched, broken door handles, bent fenders, faded paint all over selling for $3,000 still, with 250,000+ miles....

A $500 engine swap by a backyard mechanic, and it could easily go for $4-5,500...

I even see these go for $8,000 still... There's thousands of people who would take it right now, it's just a matter of my process... First, I'm starting with a target buyer...
troll a loll loll looolllllllll

Originally Posted by thoiboi
So full of shit.. 8000 for a old shitty Camry...
maybe i should flip my '99 with a running 5s-fe that i paid $500 for last year... i could get a 80000000% return!!!
Old 08-10-2016, 12:21 PM
  #153  
Moderator
 
cu2wagon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes on 5,045 Posts
Originally Posted by KaMLuNg
troll a loll loll looolllllllll



maybe i should flip my '99 with a running 5s-fe that i paid $500 for last year... i could get a 80000000% return!!!
'99, eh? Well, it's not the best year, but if it's not knocking it should be worth about 20k
The following 3 users liked this post by cu2wagon:
KaMLuNg (08-10-2016), rockstar143 (08-10-2016), teh CL (08-10-2016)
Old 08-10-2016, 12:24 PM
  #154  
Senior Moderator
iTrader: (5)
 
KaMLuNg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Age: 41
Posts: 15,510
Received 1,090 Likes on 767 Posts
its not the Gallery and Collector Edition of 2001, so maybe $19,995!!!

which reminds me, i got to do the rear wheel hubs this weekend...
Old 08-10-2016, 12:46 PM
  #155  
Senior Moderator
 
thoiboi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: SoCal, CA
Posts: 47,060
Received 8,662 Likes on 6,685 Posts
Originally Posted by KaMLuNg
its not the Gallery and Collector Edition of 2001, so maybe $19,995!!!

which reminds me, i got to do the rear wheel hubs this weekend...

shit after investing in those hubs it'll DEFINITELY break 20K
Old 08-10-2016, 01:40 PM
  #156  
Senior Moderator
iTrader: (5)
 
KaMLuNg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Age: 41
Posts: 15,510
Received 1,090 Likes on 767 Posts
the hubs were $33 each so


(lil jon) YEAHH!!!!!!!
Old 08-10-2016, 09:15 PM
  #157  
Jeff
iTrader: (3)
 
Oh Sickest TL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Port City, New Brunswick Canada
Posts: 5,728
Received 815 Likes on 726 Posts
is this rocky boy?
Old 08-11-2016, 12:23 AM
  #158  
Null and proud of it
Thread Starter
 
Midnight Mystery's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Metairie, LA
Age: 27
Posts: 10,375
Received 899 Likes on 789 Posts
According to many, starting in 2002, the Camry became "deposable"...

It may be slow, but it's cable driven, so it always downshifts, every time, then screams away, it's still a lot of fun...

In fact, my only real complaint with these Camrys is that they're mushy...

They wallow and sway back and forth with road imperfections, and any slight overcorection will make it fishtail, so to speak!!!

The new Camrys handle MUCH better, but these feel more like a Lexus...

Really, they're amazing sedans for what they are, and probobly one of the next looking sedans ever, if they're lowered!!!
Old 08-11-2016, 06:14 AM
  #159  
Moderator
iTrader: (1)
 
justnspace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 86,295
Received 16,260 Likes on 11,971 Posts
why the fuck are you still talking about camrys?

I liked you better when you didnt cry....
Old 08-11-2016, 07:35 AM
  #160  
Senior Moderator
iTrader: (5)
 
KaMLuNg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Age: 41
Posts: 15,510
Received 1,090 Likes on 767 Posts
cause his 'many' friends (righty and lefty) told him this...

take it for what it is mystery meat... Camry was never meant to be fast with BMW handling... it's an economic box of a sedan that will run forever if you don't starve it of oil... the 5s is a known oil burner... as long as you check the oil like you are supposed to, the bearings would have never toasted itself and the motor would still be running...



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:02 PM.