Duck confit

 

No one owns them. They've just come around a couple times. They show up, get some bread and water and mosey off. Last time they came by they got some feeder guppies out of our fish tank. Mrs. Mallard was super stoked!

Haven't seen them in a couple weeks. Really hope the neighborhood cats didn't get them. I wanted them to roost in our yard so we could get ducklings for eating.

 

mmmmmmm are we talking hột vịt lộn aka balut?!?!??!

 

oh so they're community ducks. glad you share the rations with others.

 

Community Ducking.....nice

 

Never knew Tejas was so liberal and open to those sorts of things

 

I don't really get down with balut. But baby ducks become grown up ducks become dinner.

 

think its just Houston, lesbo Mayors and anyone can use the bathrooms and all that jizz....i mean jazz.

 

you mean Austin.
Majofo does bartend at Oil Can Harry's on the weekends

 

All y'all are a bunch of figs..

 

I have one of those

 

i said fig, not twig

 

i dont understand the words coming outta your mouth

 

its okay, the first time is always a shocker.

 

 

I prefer the "Spocker" being a bit of a geek and all....

 

must hurt.

 

nah it actually helps you to live long and prosper

 

You put it up your ass that way, right?

 

 

Pek pek....

 

maybe just zip up your pants all the way then?

 

sounds painful....

 

I got it caught, once.. ONCE. will never ever do that again

 

Once is one time too many

 

That's why my zipper is always down, easy access, ya kno?

 

you guys wear pants with zippers? mbfn....
can't afford those..

 

You still rockin the velcro shoes too bro?

 

flippy floppies


don't know how to velcro.

 

I learned very quickly.

 

I splurge....

Dress slack errday, even when I'm sleeping.

Haggars

 

Das right.

 

I sleep in haggars

 

damn you must live in a nice neighborhood after all....


too rich for my blood

 

they're used haggars. I get them from the thrift shop.

 

they always have these weird stains around the mid section...

 

mmmm lick em to see what it is

 

tastes salty...

 

like crustables.....

 

probababyably duck confiture.