Ninja, dats why you wear sun glasses at the pool!


And a towel/book over your tent

 

Holy sweet holy batman

Only open that link if there are no children and no spouses around you. Otherwise it might get a little bit awkward. And sticky. Real fast.

 

Like I said...Sveta Grachtchenkova...hory shet.


Taco, you lazy dolt! She was worth the search, wasn't she?!?!?!?

 

She's a nobody hardbody skank from Russia.. question is.. how did you find out about her?

 

Believe it or not, none of my friends partake in the same fetishes (i.e. robots) as moi...so, the rest of them are "normal". A buddy of mine told me to look her up the other day...and voila. Nothing spectacular about me finding out about her.

 

Sadly, can't be some story about me and Putin and robots and nuclear codes and salads.

 

Honestly, I just like a girl that can oil my joints.

 

I really like a girl that can roll a proper joint.

I mean, I don't drug or anything, but that attention to detail means they can understand how things are supposed to be done and what a finished product is supposed to look like.

Also, no crusts on my gawdam sammich when she's making it.

I don't know many girls.

 

Similarly, I just like a girl who can transform my Omega Supreme.

 

You ninnys would be happy with a girl who acted like you had anything butt a pea shooter..pew pew

 

I may be way late to the game but this dude makes me think I know what Justin does when he isn't on AZ....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o_knNKnvhwc

 

Hmm. That does look like a 2012 Kia Sportage...

Has the illerminati just been confirmed???

 

FFS, not only don't you post the original video, you post a potato extra butter version that isn't fucking embedded. Didn't we have a 50 post dialogue about how lazy these fuckers are. You're on your last strike before I shove a cactus so far up your ass it comes out your mouth and into ladibois ass.

 

That's definitely Justn, except he's driving, mom looks at him wondering if he'll ever go straight, +curb rub (watch out for that tree!)

 

I think his Mom knows she has to rely on his brother for a grandchild.

 

I'm gonna allow this.

 

 

shes not all that confident with his abilites either....he keeps bringing home ugly fatties

at least they have a nice personality.

 

It's perfectly acceptable for same sex couples to adopt a child these days.

 

 

 

okay this is too great not too share.

-dude wants to swap R34 engine into 2nd gen RL.
- says he has money.
- shows pic of safe in his room with a few thous-oh.
- I LOL

 

Vroom vrooom...

 

holeeeey fuck that russian girl

Going away to halifax for a cpl days, talk to y'all in a few

 

Maj i apologize for the lack of embedding, however i posted from my phone and for some reason the hyperlink button doesnt work on mobile devices....so you can go show your human centipede cactus to Ron A and let him know......

 

J how was GnR? i have a work colleague trying to sell his tix but dunno if its worth the $$$$

 

may have had too much fun. may have had too much vodka.

J? you okay?

 

You need to be smarter than a busted beer bottle AlterBoy...

I explained it previously to a similarly intellectually-stunted user:

It's because you posted from mobile without requesting a desktop version (of youtube), or manually replacing "m." with "www." when pasting the link.

 

true, but still doesn't change the fact the hyperlink icon button doesn't work on the mobile version of AZine....

 

just copy/paste the full youtube link. The magic of the website will embed it.

Don't make it harder on yourself.

 

what does m stand for?
Mommy?

 

Milf

 

moron. as in, MORON will screw up embedding this video on azine.

 

Ya Maroon.
ohhhh, whats up Doc?

 

What a maroon!

 

nothing, NOTHING gets passed you

 

Of course he's a tenured prefffosser of the engrish rangruage. He knowz all da wurdz.

 

 

I actually witnessed a beautiful internet firestorm that got kicked off when someone mentioned "what a maroon" and then a grammar knot-see went overboard pointing out their folly and how it's "moron" and probably one of those stupid infographics about how to know the difference between the two.

OP was like, " It's Bugs Bunny, you big dipshit maroon."

Much lulz were then had by all but the maroon.

 

That's all folks.