Madison James Keegan-Lawrence signing off for the night.

 

Wow Joe...that's annoying as hell. Like, oh too bad, I'll make all these other kids swim in his piss. Your story was well written, I enjoyed the quips.

 

The long names aren't from not knowing the parents...it's a Mexican tradition for the wife to keep the Father's name and Mother's name and as generations go on, if they don't pick ONE of them, they keep tagging them on as a sign of respect to the previous family they belong to.

 

Ugh. It's so hard to force breakfast down on work days.

"Overnight" oats with barley, chia seeds, bananas, and almonds.

i need bacon in my life.

 

You just gotta be true to yourself and keep the routine going. If you need help, ask any of us, we're seasoned veterans of the art







I love overnight oats though! But I'm health/food snob. Have you tried adding agave/honey to it to make it taste better? . What liquid do you use, almond/soy milk?

I've also done chia seed pudding for breakfast: chia seed + coconut milk + agave/honey. Put in mason jar, shake well, and put in fridge. Next morning, pudding for breakfast!!!

 

Breakfast Pudding?

 

It's oats, barley, chai seeds, smashed bananas, honey, and almond milk topped with sliced almonds. Maybe some kind of berries if we have them. It's actually really good. I love oats. But I usually never eat breakfast before work...so that's what I'm complaining about.

The protein content in chai seeds blew my mind!

 

Cul0, you're like a one manned army, with guns a blazing

 

Uh...

 

Speaking of... Lol

Anyone ever taken anything to increase, you know *cough*, output volume?

 

Ahhh okay so yeah very similar to the recipe I use except for the barley. Just suck it up Chad... it's the most important meal of the day!!

indeed

 

No. Not really sure why, either. Pretty sure women already don't like my quart of jizz splattering on their faces. How much more do I need?

 

 

CAD quart so it's only about a teaspoon in USD measurements.



Just to clear it up for the guys on this side of the border

 

No, but really, there's a point where *most* chicks get grossed out by too much cum. Too much of a good thing, I guess

 

I ordered four supplements last night that's suppose to make a big difference. Curious if they work.

L-Arginine
Zinc
Pygeum
Soy Lecithin

Taco, average is like 4 milliliters.

 

You should inform them of the high protein content,


the health freaks would be all over you.



like they weren't already

 

Lol. So much win in 3GR.

 

And then there's Thoiboi, who would chug a 55 gallon drum full every morning, noon and evening, if he could. I hear he hangs out behind the sperm bank.

Speaking of which, back in uni, I was plowing this slut for a bit, who loved wearing her "cum dumpster" t shirt serious. It was a cartoon picture of a commercial sized dumpster with jizz dripping from it, that said "CUM" on the front with big letters

 

Bet she was fun though. amiright

If true to her advertising...

 

 

I knew there was something to it. I was just being a smart ass when I said not knowing the father. Usually, it's black women who don't know the father of their baby. I'm fucking racist to my own kind. My wife tells me I should stop.

Don't mind me.

 

I'd say I see what you did there but I can't i'm








(aka me too, i'm pretty self deprecating to asians too )

 

I love everybody.

 

I'm still looking for the white text

 

My boss has been playing with a motion sensor door ringer that goes off when people come in or leave. This office is tiny. The receptionist is literally right fucking there. Seriously, they've been trying out different ring tones for fucking 45 minutes now.

Apparently the receptionist got scared when she didn't notice someone came in and they stood in front of her desk. UMMM. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS! How about you do your extremely simple fucking job instead of us having to listen to an annoying god damn sound every time the doors opens...

Business decisions.... bureaucracy... I just don't fucking get it sometimes.

 

Is she hot at least?

The job description is in the name.. RECEPTIONIST, as in you receive people...


maybe she thought it was a cum dumpster job

 

She's like 55 and not even remotely. Same with the boss.

At least the boss is into cars. She drove her Boxster S LE today.

 

Oh, i would have assumed a Gen Y loser on her phone/facebooking all the time and completely unaware of her surroundings

so she's just OLD and needs (not so)modern day technologies to assist her with her job.


maybe they have to comply for ADA compliance (read:she's a retard)

 

kid comes in and complains about clunking in front that sound like they should be motor mount related... suggested he replace them. this is what he responds with:

 

Lol!

I wouldn't do those solid compliance bushings myself either...

 

pour quoi?

 

I saw that Marcus offers them in 2 piece now for $200. Hmmm...I didn't feel squat of a difference replacing my old ones though on the black car. NOTHING.

Chad, you'd be my hero if you take a rag and a lightbulb from the bathroom and smash it and put the shar(t)ds across the entrance to your job...when they ask why, tell them it's a trick you learned in Nam to hear when the enemy is coming.

 

OH, I didn't realize you had them on your car J..


This changes things... I'll definitely save money by just buying new OEM ones

 

oh so they removed the shock mount bearing and just the compliance thus saving $100..

 

You have/had the solid compliance bushings J? Doesn't make sense to me. The forces those bushings receive is all over the place. Solid there, to me, means it's a track only car.

 

No, should have specified. I did oem with window weld to replace some torn ones...
I saw on FB that heeltoe has this pivoting one that is solid though, well, metal, they move around (I forget the name of the pivot style but I'm thinking gyrating )

I do have 75A motor mounts though

 

 

Spherical bearing? Heim Joint?

Heh. Joint.

4/20.