Your longest drought......
Your longest drought......
What is the longest you have gone without sex, and I mean intercourse oral doesn't count. And how did it end?
My longest drought was when I was 20, it was the 9 months after I broke up with one of my ex's and became horribly depressed (not just about her but she was like 40% of it). I finally got some when one of my chick friends asked me to come help her housesit this mansion for one of her family's friends.
Hot-tub + me being horny as fuck + her always having a crush on me = Drought Over
Unfortunately after 9 months I was a bit rusty and did not represent, we banged like 3 times over the next week and each time I was weaker than the last. I could've banged her more times but I was just too embarrassed. After that she got a boyfriend, and we drifted apart I haven't seen her since I graduated college back in '01. I keep hoping I'll run into her one day so that I can redeem myself.
My longest drought was when I was 20, it was the 9 months after I broke up with one of my ex's and became horribly depressed (not just about her but she was like 40% of it). I finally got some when one of my chick friends asked me to come help her housesit this mansion for one of her family's friends.
Hot-tub + me being horny as fuck + her always having a crush on me = Drought Over
Unfortunately after 9 months I was a bit rusty and did not represent, we banged like 3 times over the next week and each time I was weaker than the last. I could've banged her more times but I was just too embarrassed. After that she got a boyfriend, and we drifted apart I haven't seen her since I graduated college back in '01. I keep hoping I'll run into her one day so that I can redeem myself.
I'm at the 9 month mark right now. My girlfriend did semester abroad and has been traveling since last year.
This is the longest drought I've ever had.
For some reason it doesn't bother me at all.
This is the longest drought I've ever had.
For some reason it doesn't bother me at all.
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Wtf people there is a hole somewhere how the hell could you go that long OMG....I mean shit at 9 months I think I would let mikeys chick blow me! 
with a paperbag over her head of course
Originally Posted by phil2
Wtf people there is a hole somewhere how the hell could you go that long OMG....I mean shit at 9 months I think I would let mikey blow me! 
with a paperbag over his head of course

Originally Posted by Red-CL
My droughts last no longer than a month. I fly to provicetown and go on a :ghey: spree and I become a sexual deviant of the town for a whole month

next time be more creative you
Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
^^^
mine is probably about a year
save me.

mine is probably about a year
save me.
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Originally Posted by Chinisimo
come here 

Originally Posted by Waddy
What time is best for you to pick me up from the airport, or better yet just get naked and PM me your address I'll catch a cab when I land
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Originally Posted by 98AcuraCLpimp
ill oblige... 

Originally Posted by BEETROOT
I'm at the 9 month mark right now. My girlfriend did semester abroad and has been traveling since last year.
This is the longest drought I've ever had.
For some reason it doesn't bother me at all.
This is the longest drought I've ever had.
For some reason it doesn't bother me at all.
Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
everyone else better step back! Looks like the drought is over 

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me, I hope I didn't weird you out when I asked you to call me Big Daddy Samurai
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Originally Posted by Waddy

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me, I hope I didn't weird you out when I asked you to call me Big Daddy Samurai
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Originally Posted by liloj
3 days
working with a lot of nurses helps 
working with a lot of nurses helps 

ahahahaha
you make me remember the good ol days when I hepled dad in his bar/billiard business. No sexual harrasment outside US


If that was the case, then mine would be 19.5 years.