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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 05:54 PM
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Your longest drought......

What is the longest you have gone without sex, and I mean intercourse oral doesn't count. And how did it end?

My longest drought was when I was 20, it was the 9 months after I broke up with one of my ex's and became horribly depressed (not just about her but she was like 40% of it). I finally got some when one of my chick friends asked me to come help her housesit this mansion for one of her family's friends.

Hot-tub + me being horny as fuck + her always having a crush on me = Drought Over

Unfortunately after 9 months I was a bit rusty and did not represent, we banged like 3 times over the next week and each time I was weaker than the last. I could've banged her more times but I was just too embarrassed. After that she got a boyfriend, and we drifted apart I haven't seen her since I graduated college back in '01. I keep hoping I'll run into her one day so that I can redeem myself.
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 05:58 PM
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I'm at the 9 month mark right now. My girlfriend did semester abroad and has been traveling since last year.

This is the longest drought I've ever had.

For some reason it doesn't bother me at all.
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 05:59 PM
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18 years and counting.....
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 06:03 PM
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I would say my longest drought is probably about four months. My current drought is creeping up to three months.
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by TypeSAddict
18 years and counting.....
:imwithstupid:
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by TypeSAddict
18 years and counting.....
Thats not a drought, you haven't even dug your well yet.
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
:imwithstupid:
damn bro that sucks....
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Thats not a drought, you haven't even dug your well yet.
If that was the case, then mine would be 19.5 years.
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 07:18 PM
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For some reason it doesn't bother me at all.
And you haven't gone blind yet???
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 07:25 PM
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2.5 years...ouch....i got quite good at beatin it though...never underestimate the power of the mind...lol
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 07:32 PM
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^^^

mine is probably about a year save me.
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 07:43 PM
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Wtf people there is a hole somewhere how the hell could you go that long OMG....I mean shit at 9 months I think I would let mikeys chick blow me!








with a paperbag over her head of course
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 07:45 PM
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desperado moves!
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by phil2
Wtf people there is a hole somewhere how the hell could you go that long OMG....I mean shit at 9 months I think I would let mikey blow me!








with a paperbag over his head of course

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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 07:47 PM
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My droughts last no longer than a month.
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Red-CL
My droughts last no longer than a month. I fly to provicetown and go on a :ghey: spree and I become a sexual deviant of the town for a whole month
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next time be more creative you
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
^^^

mine is probably about a year save me.
What time is best for you to pick me up from the airport, or better yet just get naked and PM me your address I'll catch a cab when I land .
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
^^^

mine is probably about a year save me.
ill oblige...
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 08:44 PM
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Longest drought was about 6 months, after I switched colleges my freshman year.
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 08:49 PM
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my current drought is at 1.5 years ........longest before that was maybe a month.
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
^^^

mine is probably about a year save me.
come here
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Chinisimo
come here
Originally Posted by Waddy
What time is best for you to pick me up from the airport, or better yet just get naked and PM me your address I'll catch a cab when I land .
Originally Posted by 98AcuraCLpimp
ill oblige...
I hear a 4 some callin
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 09:52 PM
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4 or 5 months... there's a thread on it somewhere on here...
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
I hear a 4 some callin
The Wad don't share, besides I had first dibs.
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 12:34 AM
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month and a 1/2.
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
The Wad don't share, besides I had first dibs.
everyone else better step back! Looks like the drought is over
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 02:53 AM
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16.5 years to dig the well..longest drought since then is 2 weeks
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
I'm at the 9 month mark right now. My girlfriend did semester abroad and has been traveling since last year.

This is the longest drought I've ever had.

For some reason it doesn't bother me at all.
it's called love man!
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Thats not a drought, you haven't even dug your well yet.
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Red-CL
My droughts last no longer than a month.
is that when you break down and go to the blvd???
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 04:01 AM
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my longest was a year....after I divorced my husband....now it has been 4 months and 5 days....God only knows when it will end!?
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
everyone else better step back! Looks like the drought is over


I hope it was as good for you as it was for me, I hope I didn't weird you out when I asked you to call me Big Daddy Samurai .
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 03:53 PM
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bout 3.5 months...and counting
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy


I hope it was as good for you as it was for me, I hope I didn't weird you out when I asked you to call me Big Daddy Samurai .
No, Big Daddy Samurai was fine....even when you asked me to lick a piece of sashimi off your frenulum...but when you asked me a take a crap on you...that was a little too much
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 04:11 PM
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you chicks are all the same...get asked for a good old fashioned crap on the chest and you freak out!
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 04:12 PM
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I never said I didnt do it :'(
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 04:15 PM
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3 days working with a lot of nurses helps
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:59 PM
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4 mos and counting...thank god for porn n lube
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by liloj
3 days working with a lot of nurses helps


ahahahaha

you make me remember the good ol days when I hepled dad in his bar/billiard business. No sexual harrasment outside US
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Old Jul 29, 2004 | 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by TypeSAddict
18 years and counting.....
ditto
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