would you date a girl not as bright as you?
10-02-2007, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
you think that shit bad try either homemade moonshine or homemade wine. That homemade moonshine shit WICKED. 
you feel it go through you. feels like as it goes down through your throat and into your gut like you got a little fireball in you.
you feel it go through you. feels like as it goes down through your throat and into your gut like you got a little fireball in you. 
10-02-2007, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
Aw HELL no. Too many accidents with the thresher to be drinking on the job. I know you can sew fingers back on, but I still think they attached it wrong. One of my ex's used to drink moonshine, only she bought it at Jewel. She would get this fireball in her gut like you said, but it turns out hers was she was preggers. Don't know if it was a boy or a girl, didn't really get a good look.
10-02-2007, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
its not drinking on the job. it was like a friday or saturday night at the local dirt track speedway Tony Stewart owns.
10-02-2007, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
When are they gonna get that paved? Meh, you can have Tony Stewart. What a pretty boy. I'll take Patrick Stewart or even Payne Stewart over that snob.
I don't like the way Stewart drives. I' m a HUGE Dale Jr fan. matter of fact almost last year got a #8 tattooed on my arm. the reason i didn't was rumors were flying at the end of his contract(this year he was gonna move to another team and not renew his contract at DEI (which he didn't) and for 08 NASCAR season he's running the 88 Mt Dew Amp car. I got a picture signed by Dale Jr i got when he was raced at the Vegas motor speedway.
it hangs in my office.sidenote: another hang up with Navy chick. she's not into NASCAR i don't know if this is gonna work. she said "NASCAR is boring" saying that to me is like saying there's no god.
in this area NASCAR and Ohio State is a close 2nds to god.
10-02-2007, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
sidenote: another hang up with Navy chick. she's not into NASCAR i don't know if this is gonna work. she said "NASCAR is boring" saying that to me is like saying there's no god. in this area NASCAR and Ohio State is a close 2nds to god.
in this area NASCAR and Ohio State is a close 2nds to god.
10-03-2007, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
it's been dirt track for years i'm talking 50-60 years atleast.
I don't like the way Stewart drives. I' m a HUGE Dale Jr fan. matter of fact almost last year got a #8 tattooed on my arm. the reason i didn't was rumors were flying at the end of his contract(this year he was gonna move to another team and not renew his contract at DEI (which he didn't) and for 08 NASCAR season he's running the 88 Mt Dew Amp car. I got a picture signed by Dale Jr i got when he was raced at the Vegas motor speedway. it hangs in my office.
sidenote: another hang up with Navy chick. she's not into NASCAR i don't know if this is gonna work. she said "NASCAR is boring" saying that to me is like saying there's no god. in this area NASCAR and Ohio State is a close 2nds to god.
I don't like the way Stewart drives. I' m a HUGE Dale Jr fan. matter of fact almost last year got a #8 tattooed on my arm. the reason i didn't was rumors were flying at the end of his contract(this year he was gonna move to another team and not renew his contract at DEI (which he didn't) and for 08 NASCAR season he's running the 88 Mt Dew Amp car. I got a picture signed by Dale Jr i got when he was raced at the Vegas motor speedway.
it hangs in my office.sidenote: another hang up with Navy chick. she's not into NASCAR i don't know if this is gonna work. she said "NASCAR is boring" saying that to me is like saying there's no god.
in this area NASCAR and Ohio State is a close 2nds to god. Buckeyes are overrated this year. I can see why you identify with 'em though. Just a smooth round nut with no commercial value.
10-03-2007, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
See that's why I'll never get a tattoo. Dale Jr changes his number 8 and now all those chicks are screwed with their "8" tattoos. Now they have to take a grinder to their inner thighs and start all over with "88". Buckeyes are overrated this year. I can see why you identify with 'em though. Just a smooth round nut with no commercial value.
Buckeyes are overrated this year. I can see why you identify with 'em though. Just a smooth round nut with no commercial value. Bucks aren't over rated.
I see us in the national championship either beating LSU or USC.
now about the buckeyes the nut. the reason we're the buckeyes(I'm in agronomy so i know this) Ohio is like the only place in the US where buckeyes can grow due to our soil. so you need buckeyes you gotta come through Ohio
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10-03-2007, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by mrsteve
stright-(paint)balling = Xenogen gone country?
It really could be
Originally Posted by IlliNorge
See that's why I'll never get a tattoo. Dale Jr changes his number 8 and now all those chicks are screwed with their "8" tattoos. Now they have to take a grinder to their inner thighs and start all over with "88". Buckeyes are overrated this year. I can see why you identify with 'em though. Just a smooth round nut with no commercial value.
Buckeyes are overrated this year. I can see why you identify with 'em though. Just a smooth round nut with no commercial value. Keep'em comin boss!
10-03-2007, 01:00 PM
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Wow, Water you just gave me the inspiration i needed to make time for the AZ again. I forgot how good your threads were. They make Amir's threads about turney clicky things look like nothing
10-03-2007, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 1StGenCL
Wow, Water you just gave me the inspiration i needed to make time for the AZ again. I forgot how good your threads were. They make Amir's threads about turney clicky things look like nothing
10-03-2007, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
besides if they like Dale Jr all that gotta do is add another "8" you got his new number for 08 season. I got a buddy who should be going the tattoo shop soon. he's got a #8 on his arm. he's adding another 8 on his arm. no big deal
Bucks aren't over rated.
I see us in the national championship either beating LSU or USC.
now about the buckeyes the nut. the reason we're the buckeyes(I'm in agronomy so i know this) Ohio is like the only place in the US where buckeyes can grow due to our soil. so you need buckeyes you gotta come through Ohio
Bucks aren't over rated.
I see us in the national championship either beating LSU or USC.
now about the buckeyes the nut. the reason we're the buckeyes(I'm in agronomy so i know this) Ohio is like the only place in the US where buckeyes can grow due to our soil. so you need buckeyes you gotta come through Ohio
10-03-2007, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
i'm a fucking legend bitches
You remind me of a bad movie. One so poor you can't stop watching. After time passes you want to watch it again, remembering it was so lousy that it was almost comical. When you watch it again, you realize that there was nothing funny about it, it was just bad.
Terry
10-03-2007, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
i'm a fucking legend bitches
10-03-2007, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by teranfon
No, you're a lying delusional narcissist.
You remind me of a bad movie. One so poor you can't stop watching. After time passes you want to watch it again, remembering it was so lousy that it was almost comical. When you watch it again, you realize that there was nothing funny about it, it was just bad.
Terry
You remind me of a bad movie. One so poor you can't stop watching. After time passes you want to watch it again, remembering it was so lousy that it was almost comical. When you watch it again, you realize that there was nothing funny about it, it was just bad.
Terry
. if i would would have said Terry what do you think i would have asked you. your a washed up 42 year old loser. 
your time has come and gone. next stop retirement.
my time is now.
10-03-2007, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
you really think if give a flying fuck what you think terry. . if i would would have said Terry what do you think i would have asked you. your a washed up 42 year old loser.
your time has come and gone. next stop retirement.
my time is now.
. if i would would have said Terry what do you think i would have asked you. your a washed up 42 year old loser. your time has come and gone. next stop retirement.
my time is now.
Retirement? I guess I could if I wanted to, but as mentioned, I enjoy what I do and plan to be in it for many years yet. I would be more concerned with "your" operation. It must be very disconcerting to your parents to know that you expect to one day take it over. For some reason I see a residential developer in your future, and the end of your operation that has been in the family for generations.
Stop while you're ahead. You embarrass me, and you embarrass yourself.
Terry
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10-03-2007, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by teranfon
Really? Wow! I guess you have my number pretty good, don't you?! Actually, Water, I'm a farmer like you. I have multiple operations and am very proud of what I do. I'm also proud of the industry I have chosen and proud of the hard working men and women who represent it. I really don't care about your lies, including your supposed relationships, but I admittedly take issue with your somewhat incoherent and babbling nonsense when it comes to farming practices.
Retirement? I guess I could if I wanted to, but as mentioned, I enjoy what I do and plan to be in it for many years yet. I would be more concerned with "your" operation. It must be very disconcerting to your parents to know that you expect to one day take it over. For some reason I see a residential developer in your future, and the end of your operation that has been in the family for generations.
Stop while you're ahead. You embarrass me, and you embarrass yourself.
Terry
Retirement? I guess I could if I wanted to, but as mentioned, I enjoy what I do and plan to be in it for many years yet. I would be more concerned with "your" operation. It must be very disconcerting to your parents to know that you expect to one day take it over. For some reason I see a residential developer in your future, and the end of your operation that has been in the family for generations.
Stop while you're ahead. You embarrass me, and you embarrass yourself.
Terry
Take the Blue pill Water!
10-03-2007, 07:05 PM
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Does anyone have any links to Water-S posts 
I guess I can search myself 
Boy, it really rubs off on ya in this thread, don't it? But still, c'mon, anyone have the "best of" water-s posts/threads? 
I guess I can search myself Boy, it really rubs off on ya in this thread, don't it? But still, c'mon, anyone have the "best of" water-s posts/threads?
10-03-2007, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
you really think if give a flying fuck what you think terry. . if i would would have said Terry what do you think i would have asked you. your a washed up 42 year old loser.
your time has come and gone. next stop retirement.
my time is now.
. if i would would have said Terry what do you think i would have asked you. your a washed up 42 year old loser. your time has come and gone. next stop retirement.
my time is now.
Obviously they've never been in person because coming out of pit row you gotta hang a right or you'll be tearing up the grass.
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08-23-2009, 12:41 PM
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This thread should be titled - Tales from the shallow end of the gene pool.
08-23-2009, 12:59 PM
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The irony of this thread is almost Hall of Fame worthy..
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It appears you've really lowered your standards by wanting to date a girl of lower intelligence. Within the last month you've been involved with a pediatric surgeon, an ER nurse, and a possibly a school teacher. If your new conquest is of a lower intelligence than yourself I assume she possesses all the abilities of a common house plant, and I'm sure you two will do fine. Blissful days ahead of leftover Spaghetti-o's in Cool Whip containers and fighting over the last Budweiser.
Please, however, use a form of birth control you both understand and find not too hard to practice. Perhaps if this is to be a long term relationship you may want to consider to a surgical procedure. The thought of a bunch of fat, drooling, cross-eyed, six toed little Water-s offspring pushing three wheeled John Deere toys across the kitchen floor while making sad little grunting noises fills me with dread. Do the right thing.
Terry
Please, however, use a form of birth control you both understand and find not too hard to practice. Perhaps if this is to be a long term relationship you may want to consider to a surgical procedure. The thought of a bunch of fat, drooling, cross-eyed, six toed little Water-s offspring pushing three wheeled John Deere toys across the kitchen floor while making sad little grunting noises fills me with dread. Do the right thing.
Terry
08-23-2009, 01:02 PM
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08-23-2009, 01:17 PM
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good lord that had me laughing my ass offHistory lesson anyone? How did the whole Water-S/stright paint balling thing come to be and how has he avoided being banned?
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He's avoided the banhammer simply because he hasn't done anything other than being stupid. If we banned people for being stupid we'd be left with maybe a 1000 members