would you date a girl not as bright as you?
10-01-2007, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
if she can operate a Humvee cause she was in the Navy i'm sure can do fall or spring tillage. 
10-01-2007, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
if she can operate a Humvee cause she was in the Navy i'm sure can do fall or spring tillage.
You know damn well a Humvee and combine are two different beasts. Shifting's all different and shit.
10-01-2007, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
more drama alert:
so we went on 2 dates. the girl i'm with now probably gonna dump. on the second date i meet her best friend of 11 years. she just got out of the Navy and just got a divorce she's hotter than the girl i'm with now. she wanted my cell number and my IM screen name to IM me . so i gave it to you. i log in the next day she's online. we're talking. she's like I like you and would like to date you.i'm like okay cool. so now i gotta decide do i hose my ex by letting her best friend take me or do i look other places. but her friend is like a easy 7.
so we went on 2 dates. the girl i'm with now probably gonna dump. on the second date i meet her best friend of 11 years. she just got out of the Navy and just got a divorce she's hotter than the girl i'm with now. she wanted my cell number and my IM screen name to IM me . so i gave it to you. i log in the next day she's online. we're talking. she's like I like you and would like to date you.i'm like okay cool. so now i gotta decide do i hose my ex by letting her best friend take me or do i look other places. but her friend is like a easy 7.
10-01-2007, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
more drama alert:
so we went on 2 dates. the girl i'm with now probably gonna dump. on the second date i meet her best friend of 11 years. she just got out of the Navy and just got a divorce she's hotter than the girl i'm with now. she wanted my cell number and my IM screen name to IM me . so i gave it to you. i log in the next day she's online. we're talking. she's like I like you and would like to date you.i'm like okay cool. so now i gotta decide do i hose my ex by letting her best friend take me or do i look other places. but her friend is like a easy 7.
so we went on 2 dates. the girl i'm with now probably gonna dump. on the second date i meet her best friend of 11 years. she just got out of the Navy and just got a divorce she's hotter than the girl i'm with now. she wanted my cell number and my IM screen name to IM me . so i gave it to you. i log in the next day she's online. we're talking. she's like I like you and would like to date you.i'm like okay cool. so now i gotta decide do i hose my ex by letting her best friend take me or do i look other places. but her friend is like a easy 7.
You posted this thread Sunday morning at 1:20AM. Between yesterday and today at 1:30PM you've been on 2 dates with this girl?
What exactly do you call a date? Simple IM exchange? Or are you out harvesting wheat together or something?
10-01-2007, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by mrsteve
You posted this thread Sunday morning at 1:20AM. Between yesterday and today at 1:30PM you've been on 2 dates with this girl?
What exactly do you call a date? Simple IM exchange? Or are you out harvesting wheat together or something?
What exactly do you call a date? Simple IM exchange? Or are you out harvesting wheat together or something?
so maybe Tuesday maybe we can hit the fields. make that Deere combine earn it's 300,000 dollars that i'm paying for the fucker
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today all i did was grease it, fuel it up, check screens(make sure screens were clean), check filters,oil levels, check tire pressure, check tire wear and pressure on wagons, check oil, and air lines in the semi, check tire pressure in semi, fueled the semi, mostly prep work hopefully it stays clear tommarrow and i can run 100 acres Tues.
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10-01-2007, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Eoanou
And of the smarter ones, they try to hard to make themselves look smarter and they would use "big words" in the wrong context, I absolutely hate that. Stop trying to out step your boundaries people.
10-01-2007, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by cibs
^^ he manges to type a lot while saying nothing....
10-01-2007, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
wheat doesn't come off till week of 4th of july approx. so that isn't an option for awhile. Beans and corn coming off. it rained here last night and a little bit today.
so maybe Tuesday maybe we can hit the fields. make that Deere combine earn it's 300,000 dollars that i'm paying for the fucker .
today all i did was grease it, fuel it up, check screens(make sure screens were clean), check filters,oil levels, check tire pressure, check tire wear and pressure on wagons, check oil, and air lines in the semi, check tire pressure in semi, fueled the semi, mostly prep work hopefully it stays clear tommarrow and i can run 100 acres Tues.
so maybe Tuesday maybe we can hit the fields. make that Deere combine earn it's 300,000 dollars that i'm paying for the fucker
. today all i did was grease it, fuel it up, check screens(make sure screens were clean), check filters,oil levels, check tire pressure, check tire wear and pressure on wagons, check oil, and air lines in the semi, check tire pressure in semi, fueled the semi, mostly prep work hopefully it stays clear tommarrow and i can run 100 acres Tues.
10-01-2007, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
exactly farming cool.
if you ate today thank a farmer.
if you ate today thank a farmer.
I had Arby's today. Last time I checked Beef n' Cheddar wasn't one of the commodities.
10-01-2007, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by cibs
^^ he manges to type a lot while saying nothing....
Totally didn't answer how he went on 2 dates with her in one dayAnd IlliNorge, last time I checked, beef and cheese came from cows on a farm, and so did the wheat that made the bun that your beef and cheese was on
10-01-2007, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
I had Arby's today. Last time I checked Beef n' Cheddar wasn't one of the commodities.
10-01-2007, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
And IlliNorge, last time I checked, beef and cheese came from cows on a farm, and so did the wheat that made the bun that your beef and cheese was on
As paint-stright (balling) will attest, wheat came off back during 4th of July week. My bun was made today.
10-01-2007, 03:41 PM
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Even more baffling, people actually gave him positive rep.
10-01-2007, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
I had Arby's today. Last time I checked Beef n' Cheddar wasn't one of the commodities.the bun has wheat in it so they had to use commodities to get it.
10-01-2007, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
As paint-stright (balling) will attest, wheat came off back during 4th of July week. My bun was made today.
10-01-2007, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by joerockt
Who do we thank for giving us e.coli in our spinach salad?
the e.coili is the maker of the food's fault not farmer's fault.
10-01-2007, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by furious1smitul
Probably Busted Jack.
10-01-2007, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
True fact: Whenever I need to spread some rep around, I find BustedJack and negrep the guy.
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10-01-2007, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by furious1smitul
lol, I think it's time for the next BustedJack, it has been a while. The OP shows promise.
10-01-2007, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
10-01-2007, 09:31 PM
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Dangit... missed that one.
10-01-2007, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
You may thank me now.
Stright-(paint)balling has some somewhat-amusing posts, but he isn't at the Busted Jack level just yet... then again, few will ever reach the bar set by Busted Jack.
10-02-2007, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
You may thank me now.
Therefore, your choices at the moment are for me to show my appreciation by a) leghumping you or b) leghumping you
I await your response :wink:.
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10-02-2007, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
Gracias for the link to the jerseydriver & SNL thread- I saw the first post or two and ignored it until just now. Pretty good stuff!
Stright-(paint)balling has some somewhat-amusing posts, but he isn't at the Busted Jack level just yet... then again, few will ever reach the bar set by Busted Jack.
Stright-(paint)balling has some somewhat-amusing posts, but he isn't at the Busted Jack level just yet... then again, few will ever reach the bar set by Busted Jack.
I see you're approaching 2K. Congrats.
10-02-2007, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
Gracias for the link to the jerseydriver & SNL thread- I saw the first post or two and ignored it until just now. Pretty good stuff!
Stright-(paint)balling has some somewhat-amusing posts, but he isn't at the Busted Jack level just yet... then again, few will ever reach the bar set by Busted Jack.
Stright-(paint)balling has some somewhat-amusing posts, but he isn't at the Busted Jack level just yet... then again, few will ever reach the bar set by Busted Jack.
on 2k noob. 
10-02-2007, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by furious1smitul
So I tried giving you reps as thanks, it said I needed to spread them around first. Well I spread them around and now it says I have given out to many reps in the last 24 hours
Therefore, your choices at the moment are for me to show my appreciation by a) leghumping you or b) leghumping you
I await your response :wink:.
Therefore, your choices at the moment are for me to show my appreciation by a) leghumping you or b) leghumping you
I await your response :wink:.
Your amusement is thanks enough.
10-02-2007, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
where do you think the cheese came from a diary farmer, where do you think the beef came from a steer.
the bun has wheat in it so they had to use commodities to get it.
the bun has wheat in it so they had to use commodities to get it.
Back on topic, if the broad can drive the Navy Hummer I say go with her. But remember, nothing runs like a Deere.
10-02-2007, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
Everybody knows you get milk from a dairy farmer, not cheese.
Back on topic, if the broad can drive the Navy Hummer I say go with her. But remember, nothing runs like a Deere.
Back on topic, if the broad can drive the Navy Hummer I say go with her. But remember, nothing runs like a Deere.
talked with the girl i chilled with most this weekend. its like this it sounds like she wants her ex back which i'm cool with. I'm gonna go after her friend(Navy chick). She took it better than i thought.
now i got an ex (not the one i broke up with) calling my cell like every day after i told her to quit calling me and there's no way we're getting back together.
10-02-2007, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
I'm gonna go after her friend(Navy chick). She took it better than i thought.
10-02-2007, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by stright-(paint)balling
well update:
talked with the girl i chilled with most this weekend. its like this it sounds like she wants her ex back which i'm cool with. I'm gonna go after her friend(Navy chick). She took it better than i thought.
now i got an ex (not the one i broke up with) calling my cell like every day after i told her to quit calling me and there's no way we're getting back together.
talked with the girl i chilled with most this weekend. its like this it sounds like she wants her ex back which i'm cool with. I'm gonna go after her friend(Navy chick). She took it better than i thought.
now i got an ex (not the one i broke up with) calling my cell like every day after i told her to quit calling me and there's no way we're getting back together.
10-02-2007, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
Back off topic, your well update is a lot better than mine. We had those record rains back in August but September was drier than a bushel of corn shucks. So unless we get those storms tonight, we're going to be drinking our bath water again.
you feel it go through you. feels like as it goes down through your throat and into your gut like you got a little fireball in you.