Well I have seen many threads before asking "is this normal" etc...she said this but mean this..etc etc.

Well I am going to share a few experiences i have had and i hope that many of you can share experiences and the main reason to do so is to show a common trend if any. In my eyes there is one but well...we shall see. So I will start it off....

Some girls need attention..not like whores..but loving, caring, and compassion. They are a romantic and often "clingy"...Normally there may be a reason for this.
One I encountered and had sex with after she had a couple drinks started to cry a little etc and then told me how she had been raped when younger..

So WINGMAN LAW #1: Dont let girls drink before sex unless you plan to get the F outta there anyways....

One girl i was with and was so awesome in bed by the way was very demanding...and needed attention. I played the servant and catered to her needs(why not right..) and we had sex later. Now i made a dumb decision but i liked her alot and she was my "type" so i thought...

She told me she has a genetic version of cervical cancer but because of her younger years of being a slut...she also contracted HPV so basically a double whammy. She didnt want me to run away like other guys..Well I figured it would mean alot to her etc and it did and apparently she fell for me because..didnt where a rubber. Well things are going good and she talks about kids, marriage, names. Now most here are going WTF!! RUN MAN!! Well i didnt, i wasnt scared and she was pretty cool......then it changed. I found out she had to be bi-polar. Her parents didnt believe me nor her. But within 12 hrs she went from loving me and wanting to marry me to saying i was "clingy" because i showed up at her house because she was sick and i planned on coming over anyways and she knew that because she was supposed to meet my mom. So if a girl goes from a 12yr old laugh/giggle to a bitch in less that 2 seconds...RUN!

So WINGMAN RULE #2: Always have your wingman by your side for the first couple "dates" to find out if she is a "pyshotic" b-iotch.

Another girl i recently met through a girl i was dating shows the true sluts that are out there and is to remind you to be careful...
She has sex wherever whenever. She needs and craves attention. She normally already has at least one kid and does not hold a job. She will have more than one BF while having guys on the side. So if you meet a girl that is "into" you at the bar and its been a couple months for ya...hold out..play the smart card and trip her up ..ask her out etc. Take it slow..otherwise, best of luck.


Wingman RULE #3: While at bar take some friends there to see if they "recognize" anyone...

Some girls want to use you as well, the rebound guy, the i want free sex and to pretend i am in a relationship guy..whatever..So i hope you guys have something to contribute to show other members here that these girls are all around us and most consider it normal and that we have encountered this probably more than once. So share your crazy stories so we can all laugh with you instead of at you for falling for that "one" that turned out to be just "another pyscho".

ENJOY.

Ps-My stories have been shortened to make the point made.

 

One question:
What do I have to do to qualify as "pyshotic?"

 

Find value or true meaning in these threads...

 

Damn. I don't qualify. Pyshotic sounded like such a fun thing to be...

 

You're an idiot?

 

Join the Water-S fan club.

 

I dont see any advice in there really aside from you trying to brag about getting laid.

 

Yet another blog entry from Captain Obvious's Sexual "Advice" Columns

 

I feel like I've seen these three stories here as individual threads.

 

Multiple times.

 

 

Tired.......I've had better advice from Dr. Ruth.

 

I feel dumber now, thank you.

 

I want my 30 seconds back

 

No...he's a "fucking" idiot! Even a regular idiot knows not to do that! Maybe even an "insecure" idiot because he felt he needed to be accepted, so he came on here with that bullshitting ass story about, what else...bullshit! In fact...the only good part about this story is that the sequel will be about how you want us to give you advice on how to calm that HPV down that's fucking with you...you know, that you got from the chick with the multiple personalities...guess which one of her sick-ass sides you fucked? Hahahahaha...can we get the sequel real soon please...I need to get my holiday laugh on...

 

over 70% of the guys that just read this thread have a strain of HPV and dont even know it. so shut the fuck up.

i know i am not bragging about getting laid etc...i just have met a number of women and after reading multiple threads in this section with the same stories i figured i would combine them.

wait i forgot...its a car forum.

 

 

Fair enough...now let's, shall we say...poll those of the 70% that share your fate, and ask them if the girl yelled "Fire in the hole" before they went in - and they still went in "cuz they wanted to show her they cared"...just asking...

 

So are your stories true, is your post a "composite" of real life events, or are you just making this stuff up in hopes of joining BustedJack and Type-Superman in getting e-lynched??
Somebody get some e-rope...

 

Oh man, that's hilarious... and the bringing people along on the first few 'dates' ?? ... you'll never get lucky if you bring your whole crew with you on a date... That post goes from the damn obvious to the damn rediculous...

 

Darwin was right.

 

I don't know...I find it hard to believe that the OP can navigate thru the "natural selection" process of women, let alone Darwin's Theory!