What's the worst place you ever got wood?
05-16-2006 | 12:56 PM
#83
Pit Stop?
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From: Orlando FL
Originally Posted by dom
Minch got head?
Congrats
Congrats
Yeah that's great and all, but I'd be much happier if pesonal attacks in threads were kept to a minimum. That'd be fan-fucking-tastic. There is no reason for all this bullshit to be brought up no matter what topic I post in. It could be "Hey, I'm looking for a new car" and it'll somehow devolve into "maybe if you bought a new car for geisha you wouldn't be a virgin! HAHAHAHAH I AM TEH S-M-R-T" then you get 40 other bangwagoneer fuck nuts going "YEAH HAHAHAHHAHA S-M-R-T INDEED"
Shit gets old, rather quickly. I made a mistake, yeah it's funny, but fuck people, you've worn this out more than the frat boys have worn out "I'm Rick James, Bitch"
05-16-2006 | 01:04 PM
#84
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From: Somewhere between here and there, yet neither.
Originally Posted by Minch00
Shit gets old, rather quickly. I made a mistake, yeah it's funny, but fuck people, you've worn this out more than the frat boys have worn out "I'm Rick James, Bitch"
It is FUNNY. The fact that you still get butt-hurt by it....only adds fuel to the flame.
05-16-2006 | 01:05 PM
#86
How may I help you.....?
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From: Northern VA
Originally Posted by moomaster_99
I get random wood..., on another note, but very related.
The funniest one was about my friend. We were on the wrestling team at a tournament. This one guy was just owning my friend....and he was 'mounting him'....and i guess he popped wood, not hard to see in singlets.....all I heard was a yell by my friend and he threw him off....he told me that he could feel that guys wood on his back....
. My friend lost the match.
He will never live that one down.
, on another note, but very related.The funniest one was about my friend. We were on the wrestling team at a tournament. This one guy was just owning my friend....and he was 'mounting him'....and i guess he popped wood, not hard to see in singlets.....all I heard was a yell by my friend and he threw him off....he told me that he could feel that guys wood on his back....
. My friend lost the match.He will never live that one down.
Yo... seriously, that happened to a friend of mine in the 95 VA State Finals.. Same thing happened to him (152) and I couldn't even warm up for my match (189) from laughing so damn hard... He lost the match (which he was winning) because he refused to wrestle....
05-16-2006 | 01:16 PM
#88
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From: Silver Spring, MD
Originally Posted by Minch00
Yeah that's great and all, but I'd be much happier if pesonal attacks in threads were kept to a minimum. That'd be fan-fucking-tastic. There is no reason for all this bullshit to be brought up no matter what topic I post in. It could be "Hey, I'm looking for a new car" and it'll somehow devolve into "maybe if you bought a new car for geisha you wouldn't be a virgin! HAHAHAHAH I AM TEH S-M-R-T" then you get 40 other bangwagoneer fuck nuts going "YEAH HAHAHAHHAHA S-M-R-T INDEED"
Shit gets old, rather quickly. I made a mistake, yeah it's funny, but fuck people, you've worn this out more than the frat boys have worn out "I'm Rick James, Bitch"
Shit gets old, rather quickly. I made a mistake, yeah it's funny, but fuck people, you've worn this out more than the frat boys have worn out "I'm Rick James, Bitch"
05-16-2006 | 03:05 PM
#89
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Originally Posted by jmbnova
Holy shit... What did I walk in on... I will just calmly sit here from now on and not say anything....
$1200 for a purse?? Damn...
$1200 for a purse?? Damn...
05-16-2006 | 04:35 PM
#91
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From: Somewhere between here and there, yet neither.
Originally Posted by youngTL
That's one more person...I'm getting tired of explaining Geishagate and our other famous scandals.
05-16-2006 | 06:43 PM
#93
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GLOW
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From: SOON TO BE BACK IN SHREVEPORT LA
Originally Posted by Minch00
Yeah that's great and all, but I'd be much happier if pesonal attacks in threads were kept to a minimum. That'd be fan-fucking-tastic. There is no reason for all this bullshit to be brought up no matter what topic I post in. It could be "Hey, I'm looking for a new car" and it'll somehow devolve into "maybe if you bought a new car for geisha you wouldn't be a virgin! HAHAHAHAH I AM TEH S-M-R-T" then you get 40 other bangwagoneer fuck nuts going "YEAH HAHAHAHHAHA S-M-R-T INDEED"
Shit gets old, rather quickly. I made a mistake, yeah it's funny, but fuck people, you've worn this out more than the frat boys have worn out "I'm Rick James, Bitch"
Shit gets old, rather quickly. I made a mistake, yeah it's funny, but fuck people, you've worn this out more than the frat boys have worn out "I'm Rick James, Bitch"
Dude stop getting all pissed off. Your the one starting all these stupid fucking threads about my V-CARD and shit. You bring all these comments to yourself. Take it like a man and llaugh itoff and stopping being a whinny BITCH.
Do i need to bring back the album cover
05-16-2006 | 09:02 PM
#96
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From: Bakersfield, CA
Originally Posted by Teh Snaps
AWWWWWWWW what the HELL
yeah, minch, I feel for you. just gotta let it roll off your back. like me being a "pedophile", supposedly, and people using that as their last retort (ala JJ4SHORT, SAARLAC, etc.).
Whatever, man, I support your right to do what you want with your body, or to not do it as the case may be.
05-17-2006 | 09:33 AM
#100
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From: Edmonton, Alberta
Originally Posted by Mizouse
damn i almost popped one at the gym today, so many more hotties than normal tonight 
after I read about you being on Paxil...
05-17-2006 | 12:46 PM
#103
East Coast Boost.!
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Originally Posted by Minch00
I fail to see how being a virgin is a bad thing, but whatever. Yay, it doesn't burn when I pee and I don't have any kids. It's not like a chick has never touched my dick, head is a wonderful thing. She was drunk and it was sloppy but hey.
And yeah, my debt is paid off. Anymore questions?
And yeah, my debt is paid off. Anymore questions?
05-17-2006 | 01:29 PM
#104
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From: Edmonton, Alberta
Originally Posted by Titand19
Minch what kind of chicks do you find that give good head? I can't find a decent chick around 20 that has any fucking idea what she's doing, I normally just end up throat fucking them
05-17-2006 | 01:34 PM
#105
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Originally Posted by youngTL
My 2 bi friends say that chicks are terrible at head. They must be coached and taught. You have to tell her EXACTLY what to do and EXACTLY how to do it.
05-17-2006 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by s_jack
Thank god you are gay and will never have to live through the horror of getting head from a woman!!!! Phew!
True enough! While you're in this thread, I guess you can provide your own version of a woody (it's not close but it's the best you can do): What's the worst place your nipples have gone erect and they could be seen through your shirt enough that you really wanted to get the F outta there?
05-17-2006 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
True enough! While you're in this thread, I guess you can provide your own version of a woody (it's not close but it's the best you can do): What's the worst place your nipples have gone erect and they could be seen through your shirt enough that you really wanted to get the F outta there?
Since we are on "Racism Awarness" here at Azine this week, I'll say this thread is discriminatory. No option for ERECTED NIPPLES in the poll....
05-17-2006 | 01:49 PM
#109
Suzuka Master
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From: Austin, TX
Originally Posted by youngTL
True enough! While you're in this thread, I guess you can provide your own version of a woody (it's not close but it's the best you can do): What's the worst place your nipples have gone erect and they could be seen through your shirt enough that you really wanted to get the F outta there?
05-17-2006 | 02:47 PM
#110
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Originally Posted by youngTL
True enough! While you're in this thread, I guess you can provide your own version of a woody (it's not close but it's the best you can do): What's the worst place your nipples have gone erect and they could be seen through your shirt enough that you really wanted to get the F outta there?
05-17-2006 | 04:03 PM
#117
Dr. Feelgood
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From: too close to Jatt
[QUOTE=youngTLWhat's the worst place your nipples have gone erect and they could be seen through your shirt enough that you really wanted to get the F outta there?[/QUOTE]
Damn! You guys are lucky your nipples get errected. Mine only points inward!
Does that turn anyone on? 
Damn! You guys are lucky your nipples get errected. Mine only points inward!
Does that turn anyone on?
