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Old 02-08-2008, 02:06 PM
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What's the oldest you'd go for?

This one's easy. State your upper age limit of someone relative to you that you'd:

A) mess around with (dry humping, mutual stimulation etc)
B) go all the way with (intercourse)
C) have a relationship with


I wish I could make it into a poll, but it would have too many options. Here are mine:

A) 15 years
B) 6 years
C) 6 years
Old 02-08-2008, 02:12 PM
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Plus or minus 5...but, in some cases, more. Cuz, like...if Monica Bellucci decided to preposition me, I'd be insane to say no to her.
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if i could have a one nighter with a hot mom in her 40's im down.

as far as relationships go... im in one (3 years on the 21st :cringes: ) shes a year younger than me.. but if by some way this does not work out i would def go for someone older 3 yrs older would prob be the most though


(im 19 if you havent bothered to check my info lol)

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The older I get, the larger the gap I am willing to accept becomes larger.
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reversing the "how young should you go" rule, Id say someone in their mid-to-late 40's
Old 02-08-2008, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL

A) 15 years
B) 6 years
C) 6 years
I was like at first, then I realized you meant in terms of how many years she is older than you. (I hope?)
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Plus or minus 5...but, in some cases, more. Cuz, like...if Monica Bellucci decided to preposition me, I'd be insane to say no to her.
to Monica Bellucci, I was going to write something to the same effect. I think for me it would be +/- 2
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However old Brooke Burke is.
Old 02-08-2008, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by jlukja
However old Brooke Burke is.



but for any relationship I would prefer +1 to -7... i like being a bit older than most of the girls i go out with...
Old 02-08-2008, 08:05 PM
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Hmm...

1) Dick sucked, balls licked, asshole licked - 10 up or down

2) Smash into total submission, leavin' em gasping for breath and shaking their leg back and forth - 5 up or 10 down

3) Pussy purgatory - 5 up or down

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3 years in either direction... but to answer the questions...

Originally Posted by youngTL
A) mess around with (dry humping, mutual stimulation etc)
B) go all the way with (intercourse)
C) have a relationship with
<~~~ 24 going on 25 in March...
A)10 years
B)10 years
C)3 years
Old 02-08-2008, 08:30 PM
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Every woman I have been involved with has been older than me. In the instances you've listed, I would say that ten years older would be about my maximum. I love someone who is established, confident, of independent means, a timeless beauty, and mature. Someone who can leave for at a moment's notice for an extended period. I've found that for the most part, some older women have these attributes. Of course at fourty-two years of age I may have to narrow the gap as time goes on.

Good to see you post again youngTL. Still have the 6MT Accord?

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Old 02-08-2008, 09:24 PM
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as long as she looks like the Bow flex grandma age wouldn't matter. for reference
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Originally Posted by teranfon
Of course at fourty-two years of age I may have to narrow the gap as time goes on.
I'm in the same boat-- my max would probably be around late 40s-50 (but my wife won't let me ).
My arbitrary minimums would be 18 for sex and 24 for a relationship, but I've always preferred women a couple of years younger or older (which means MILFs now rather than Hawaiian Tropic and Victoria's Secret models ).
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Originally Posted by teranfon
Every woman I have been involved with has been older than me. In the instances you've listed, I would say that ten years older would be about my maximum. I love someone who is established, confident, of independent means, a timeless beauty, and mature. Someone who can leave for at a moment's notice for an extended period. I've found that for the most part, some older women have these attributes. Of course at fourty-two years of age I may have to narrow the gap as time goes on.

Good to see you post again youngTL. Still have the 6MT Accord?

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from 17 to as old at 60
if it wasnt illegal, id do as young as 14-15 (some bitches look mad hot i.e hannah montanah)
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Well my wife is 12.5 years younger than me so I would say that is a s young as I will go..

A few years older than me would also work, it really depends on the person....
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Originally Posted by TacoBellSauce
from 17 to as old at 60
if it wasnt illegal, id do as young as 14-15 (some bitches look mad hot i.e hannah montanah)

60? Really?

I mean that's cool and all, but I'm not seeing the advantage

I mean, I'd go into the 30's because they tend to be stronger and thicker, but 60? Nay for me.
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Originally Posted by youngTL
60? Really?

I mean that's cool and all, but I'm not seeing the advantage

I mean, I'd go into the 30's because they tend to be stronger and thicker, but 60? Nay for me.
i have seen some hot ass women in their 50s
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Depends on the woman.
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my age range is 17-45 for sex, 18-27 for relationship.
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this thread is so funny.

no comment on the age preference. I cant even date ppl my age.

so sad.

but
BANGING a GRANNY.. dangg..

some people have a Opedius Complex.
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I've dated a guy that was 30 when I was 20. So 10 years is my max (for everything).

At my age, I don't like guys that are younger.

But then again....I'm married and he's 4 years older than me! I think the age difference is perfect!
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Originally Posted by TacoBellSauce
i have seen some hot ass women in their 50s
He was talking about MEN.
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It depends on the woman. I could see myself hooking up with and smashing someone in her early 40's if she still looks good. But I've also seen plenty of women hit the proverbial wall before turning 30. So it depends on how she takes care of herself.

Relationship-wise the oldest I could go is probably +4/5.
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Originally Posted by TacoBellSauce
from 17 to as old at 60
if it wasnt illegal, id do as young as 14-15 (some bitches look mad hot i.e hannah montanah)
Stupid ass laws
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As long as she's legal....

And as long as she doesn't have cobwebs down there

Ok, really then....

A) 17-35 (my old English teacher was a 30+ MILF and she looked low 20-ish)
B) 18-35
C) 18-24
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A. 17-40yrs old
B. 17-40
C. 18-25

I'd go down to 16 if I was in a state that was legal in
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Originally Posted by youngTL
This one's easy. State your upper age limit of someone relative to you that you'd:

A) mess around with (dry humping, mutual stimulation etc)
B) go all the way with (intercourse)
C) have a relationship with


I wish I could make it into a poll, but it would have too many options. Here are mine:

A) 15 years
B) 6 years
C) 6 years



A & B: 18-50
C: none
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Originally Posted by TacoBellSauce
from 17 to as old at 60
if it wasnt illegal, id do as young as 14-15 (some bitches look mad hot i.e hannah montanah)


Relationship 3-5 years.

Sex I've dipped into the 50's on occasion.
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Okay, sorry for bumping an old thread but my neighbor, she's 36 and divorced with 2 kids, wants to go on a date with me. She asked me last night while I was washing my car.

I've been talking to her for a few months, you know typical neighbor bullshit. But I'm pretty sure all she wants to do is bang, which is fine by me.

Any advice? Anything I should be aware of? Never slept with a chick older then 23.

I promise I'll post pics of her.



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