What's the most outrageous lie you've ever told?
10-02-2006, 09:22 PM
#1
Suzuka Master
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What's the most outrageous lie you've ever told?
I'm thinking along the lines of Wedding Crashers. What kind of rediculous stories have you guys made up when out talking to girls? Same goes for you ladies cause I think you may bullshit more than we do.
I guess this applies to relationships as well....but I don't know of many relationships lasting that were built on lies.
Maple syrup conglomerate? yum
I guess this applies to relationships as well....but I don't know of many relationships lasting that were built on lies.
Maple syrup conglomerate? yum
10-02-2006, 10:14 PM
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Suzuka Master
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Hmm...k well I don't make it a habit to lie, but I was at my cousin's graduation party a few weeks ago and met this 40 year old woman with a fresh tit job - need I say more?
So yeah I ended up being a 26 year old cop...wasn't too hard to pull off seeing as how she was probably more wasted than I was. Not really much else to the story, she wanted to "see my badge," I told her it was upstairs, and then my aunt intervened (god damn cock block). Not really sure what could have happened, but I look forward to my cousin's lil sister's graduation next year
Other than that, I've never really made up much when talkin to girls about my age - just kinda be myself. To be honest I think the woman woulda been down if she knew I was a 19 year old college student too....she prolly didn't believe me anyway
So yeah I ended up being a 26 year old cop...wasn't too hard to pull off seeing as how she was probably more wasted than I was. Not really much else to the story, she wanted to "see my badge," I told her it was upstairs, and then my aunt intervened (god damn cock block). Not really sure what could have happened, but I look forward to my cousin's lil sister's graduation next year
Other than that, I've never really made up much when talkin to girls about my age - just kinda be myself. To be honest I think the woman woulda been down if she knew I was a 19 year old college student too....she prolly didn't believe me anyway
10-02-2006, 11:12 PM
#4
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Originally Posted by crazymjb
Newsflash... Your cousins "lil sister" is also your cousin 
Mike
Mike
On a side note, I do find my aunt to be very attractive. Yes, I'm sick, but no she's not blood related so ehhhh I dunno.
10-02-2006, 11:23 PM
#6
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Originally Posted by darko
haha thursday, you got globs of manfluid in your sacs...the too young thread, then the 40 year old titwank...
basically you'd do anything with legs, right?
basically you'd do anything with legs, right?
Well I just got out of an 18 month relationship back in march and ever since...um yes.
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10-03-2006, 07:34 AM
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10-03-2006, 08:06 AM
#10
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Originally Posted by fdl
I once told a woman that I coined the phrase "Pardon my French".
10-03-2006, 08:09 AM
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My buddy had a Graduation party this year and there were some girls from a few towns over there, One of my friends tells me they like swimmers. So i grabbed her a beer walked over and we got to talking she asked what i do, i replied "i swim for an olympic devlopment team and im on a month break right now" that night i took it home haha.
10-03-2006, 11:39 AM
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Not outrageous but funny:
My buddy, at a bar, one time told a girl to impress her that he worked at xxxxx pharmaceutical company. Turns out the girl actually worked there also. Needless to say, she called his bluff and plane wreck and embarassment ensued.
My buddy, at a bar, one time told a girl to impress her that he worked at xxxxx pharmaceutical company. Turns out the girl actually worked there also. Needless to say, she called his bluff and plane wreck and embarassment ensued.
10-03-2006, 12:05 PM
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Engineer
"We lost a lot of good men out there."
"Playing with the Yankees?"
"Yes, we lost a lot of good men to trades and unruly fans. Look I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry."
"Playing with the Yankees?"
"Yes, we lost a lot of good men to trades and unruly fans. Look I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry."
10-03-2006, 12:08 PM
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"No way, you are WAY hawter than that chick. Psh...no comparison."
10-03-2006, 12:55 PM
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It's not the worst, but: "Yeah, I'll give you a shout in a couple days, okay?"
10-03-2006, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
I guess the worse was a while ago I told some girl I was single. Little did I know that I was going to actually be single a week later.
ouch
Remember fellas. The best form of birth control is a fake name.
10-03-2006, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by savage
"We lost a lot of good men out there."
"Playing with the Yankees?"
"Yes, we lost a lot of good men to trades and unruly fans. Look I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry."
"Playing with the Yankees?"
"Yes, we lost a lot of good men to trades and unruly fans. Look I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry."
10-03-2006, 02:22 PM
#21
Suzuka Master
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Originally Posted by studville
ouch
Remember fellas. The best form of birth control is a fake name.
Remember fellas. The best form of birth control is a fake name.
Rule #2: Never use your real name.
and for all you who struck out
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a Champion!
10-03-2006, 02:32 PM
#22
Not Asian
I use to have a problem in which I couldn't NOT lie. I'm starting to grow out of that.
What I can remember,
Stock broker
Pilot
Mechanic
Professional soccer player
Auditor
Accountant
etc
I also will like where I live, especially when I go out of town. I've been from Boston, NY, Miami, Dallas and Vegas
What I can remember,
Stock broker
Pilot
Mechanic
Professional soccer player
Auditor
Accountant
etc
I also will like where I live, especially when I go out of town. I've been from Boston, NY, Miami, Dallas and Vegas
10-03-2006, 03:31 PM
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Aaaarrrggghhhh!
That I was black....
Yes, she was that dumb... Yes, she had perfect funbags which kept me around for about 6 months after that..
<- not even close to dark-skinned... or even close to a white with a very good tan...
Yes, she was that dumb... Yes, she had perfect funbags which kept me around for about 6 months after that..
<- not even close to dark-skinned... or even close to a white with a very good tan...
10-03-2006, 03:33 PM
#24
Aaaarrrggghhhh!
Originally Posted by phipark
I use to have a problem in which I couldn't NOT lie. I'm starting to grow out of that.
What I can remember,
Stock broker
Pilot
Mechanic
Professional soccer player
Auditor
Accountant
etc
I also will like where I live, especially when I go out of town. I've been from Boston, NY, Miami, Dallas and Vegas
What I can remember,
Stock broker
Pilot
Mechanic
Professional soccer player
Auditor
Accountant
etc
I also will like where I live, especially when I go out of town. I've been from Boston, NY, Miami, Dallas and Vegas
10-03-2006, 03:34 PM
#25
Why lie....they really dont care anyway...their already talking to ya....but it is fun...cant really say i ever lied about anything tho....yea...never really had to...or cant remember...
10-06-2006, 12:36 PM
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10-09-2006, 07:57 AM
#35
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Originally Posted by JnC
Am I the only douche amongst all you guys? 
"I love you too"
"I love you too"
That's probably the worst thing you could possibly say to someone you just wanna bang. Terrible idea...ah it's scaring me thinking about it - it's like self mutilation.
10-09-2006, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
That's probably the worst thing you could possibly say to someone you just wanna bang. Terrible idea...ah it's scaring me thinking about it - it's like self mutilation.
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10-09-2006, 04:49 PM
#39
dɐɹɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ
I used to be bad about that, it was sort of a game to see what kind of line I could pitch.
The easiest to use is the race car driver in from hokenhiem, won't be here for long, traveling through new england on vacation, before the circuit starts back up in Europe.
My last name happens to be the same name as a certain tent/cooler/lantern company that is a household name, I would tell them I was the heir to that company, when questioned I would show them my id, flash a little cash, and at the time I had a new caddy so it was easy to pull off.
NYPD was fun, a lot of girls want to become a badge bunny, though this was much harder to use then the race car driver line.
As a whole, woman knew nothing about being a race car driver, in particular in Europe, so it was easy to be an expert
The worst, was one of my friends was drunk beyond control and convinced this not to attractive girl I was a pr0n star... needless to say she was upset later, I told her in the movies it was all lighting and makeup to make it look so big... that and I am painfully white probably didn't help.
This was a span in my life from when I was 17-19, not particularly proud days in my lifetime, but I learned a lot about how much woman want to believe a good story. I guess that in itself is worth something.
The easiest to use is the race car driver in from hokenhiem, won't be here for long, traveling through new england on vacation, before the circuit starts back up in Europe.
My last name happens to be the same name as a certain tent/cooler/lantern company that is a household name, I would tell them I was the heir to that company, when questioned I would show them my id, flash a little cash, and at the time I had a new caddy so it was easy to pull off.
NYPD was fun, a lot of girls want to become a badge bunny, though this was much harder to use then the race car driver line.
As a whole, woman knew nothing about being a race car driver, in particular in Europe, so it was easy to be an expert
The worst, was one of my friends was drunk beyond control and convinced this not to attractive girl I was a pr0n star... needless to say she was upset later, I told her in the movies it was all lighting and makeup to make it look so big... that and I am painfully white probably didn't help.
This was a span in my life from when I was 17-19, not particularly proud days in my lifetime, but I learned a lot about how much woman want to believe a good story. I guess that in itself is worth something.
