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Old 03-29-2008, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by gr8dale72
you guys probably think im some kind of bitch teenager just starting trouble on the boards. but i have my own job and make decent grades in school, just because im open to discuss things and i smoke dont mean that you have to act an ass.

Doesn't surprise me one bit, with the other crap ass threads you've thrown up in the short time you've been here.

You posting your problems here gives us the right to voice our opinions. Don't like it? Too bad. Deal with it.
Old 03-29-2008, 11:29 PM
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getting feelings over the internet:
Old 03-30-2008, 12:06 AM
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Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of posting this tread in the first place.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of gr8dale72 being :theghey:.
Old 03-30-2008, 12:31 AM
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Old 03-30-2008, 03:02 AM
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after reading this again... ive gotta give the OP some credit.


I would never whip out my junk in a room (dark or not) with my friend sitting right next to me.

congrats dude, now you can move up to MMF 3some porn and make some money to pay for all that weed you smoke and don't have to worry about getting the girls pregnant cuz you'll probably be sterile soon if you aren't already.

Old 03-30-2008, 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted by TSX Wisc Badger
I would never whip out my junk in a room (dark or not) with my friend sitting right next to me.
I gotta disagree with you on this one Badger, and I gotta go Dr. Seuss on ya too:

She can suck it in a tree
I don't care if you can see
She can suck it on a train
I will cum and cum again
I will not even say thank you Ma'am
cuz I'm not Sam, Darksom I am!

Ya'll know how I do...
Old 03-30-2008, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
I gotta disagree with you on this one Badger, and I gotta go Dr. Seuss on ya too:

She can suck it in a tree
I don't care if you can see
She can suck it on a train
I will cum and cum again
I will not even say thank you Ma'am
cuz I'm not Sam, Darksom I am!

Ya'll know how I do...

Wow.. just wow..

Old 03-30-2008, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
I gotta disagree with you on this one Badger, and I gotta go Dr. Seuss on ya too:

She can suck it in a tree
I don't care if you can see
She can suck it on a train
I will cum and cum again
I will not even say thank you Ma'am
cuz I'm not Sam, Darksom I am!

Ya'll know how I do...
Old 03-30-2008, 10:45 AM
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hahaha... that was good.

I'm sorry but getting head in a room with your friend just = :theghey: in my book
Old 03-30-2008, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs

And no need for you to say Sorry. You need to grow a thicker skin if you are going to hang out in these parts.
Skin that is too thick may have been the cause of his problems.
Old 03-30-2008, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by michimonster
Skin that is too thick may have been the cause of his problems.

@ foreskin
Old 03-30-2008, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Xpditor

Thank gawd for fat girls! Especially ones that are willing to go down for 45 mins! She could prolly suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Maybe her technique "sucked".



I dont think ive laughed so hard at a post.
Old 03-30-2008, 06:20 PM
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ive gotten chromed out with my friend near me...the girl just brought a friend along to occupy him though.. we didnt have anywhere else to go, we were in a parking lot at a bank at night
Old 03-30-2008, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by invisiblewar
ive gotten chromed out with my friend near me...the girl just brought a friend along to occupy him though.. we didnt have anywhere else to go, we were in a parking lot at a bank at night
Did you high five each other while getting the hummers?

Knowing some of my buddies in college, I'd just be afraid that they'd try to finish off in my direction (literally)
Old 03-30-2008, 06:35 PM
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Old 03-30-2008, 06:39 PM
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Old 03-30-2008, 07:42 PM
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Old 03-30-2008, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy88


I dont think ive laughed so hard at a post.
Thank you ladies and germs! You've been a great audience.

Ima hafta come around here more often.

Before I go, let me leave you with these words:

Don't be too harsh on the noobs and youngins. You'll scare them away and might scar their little minds for life. It takes an Acurazine village to raise a child in the ways of a Darksom1
Old 03-30-2008, 08:41 PM
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^ I resemble that remark Dave!
Old 04-01-2008, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by LotusTracker
HAHA plus they have to be good at something right.
Old 04-01-2008, 10:29 PM
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Old 04-02-2008, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
I gotta disagree with you on this one Badger, and I gotta go Dr. Seuss on ya too:

She can suck it in a tree
I don't care if you can see
She can suck it on a train
I will cum and cum again
I will not even say thank you Ma'am
cuz I'm not Sam, Darksom I am!

Ya'll know how I do...
LOL
Old 04-03-2008, 08:50 AM
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Old 04-08-2008, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by TSX Wisc Badger
wait i'm confused...

he smoked his friends cock while two bluntly large women watched and he couldn't get off????
That has got to be the funniest interpretation of what happened. I couldnt stop laughing...... Im still laughing thinking about it.
Old 04-09-2008, 12:43 AM
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It was a combination of a number of things I think:

1. She's fat. She just wasn't doing it for you.

2. You were possibly nervous with your buddy right there and you didn't want him to think that you were impotent and couldn't cum. The more you thought about it, the less likely you were to keep your hardon. Just a guess.

3. Marijuana. It's a depressant.

4. The girl just fails at head.

5. You might have been jealous that your buddy got the hotter girl and you were stuck with the fat one. You couldn't really think about getting off.

6. You might be on my team, or at least standing on the centre line.
Old 04-09-2008, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by youngTL

6. You might be on my team, or at least standing on the centre line.
:shakehead Canadians....


center line is where it's at... all in a days work
Old 04-09-2008, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by youngTL

6. You might be on my team, or at least standing on the centre line.



Old 04-09-2008, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by shnee420
:shakehead Canadians....


center line is where it's at... all in a days work
I don't think you know what he means...judging by those icons you used, you don't wanna know...hahahahahahaha!
Old 04-09-2008, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
I don't think you know what he means...judging by those icons you used, you don't wanna know...hahahahahahaha!
yes actually i think i know exactly what he means..
he's saying maybe the dude is gay, or at least not totally straight

my icons told a beautiful story about a man and his buddy getting drunk, the one dude (or bro, i should say) gets a little curious, takes advantage of his drunk buddy, and then sees some titties and is like "damn i like titties too" and has some vagina for dinner.
Old 04-09-2008, 07:51 PM
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My vote is for it being the weed. Though the fat girl surely doesn't help. Remember, friends don't let friends fuck fat chicks.
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Originally Posted by shnee420
yes actually i think i know exactly what he means..
he's saying maybe the dude is gay, or at least not totally straight

my icons told a beautiful story about a man and his buddy getting drunk, the one dude (or bro, i should say) gets a little curious, takes advantage of his drunk buddy, and then sees some titties and is like "damn i like titties too" and has some vagina for dinner.
That reminds me of an Eddie Murphy stand-up routine back in the day where two guys are playing tennis and one is gay:

Straight: Nice game man, wanna hit the bar?
Gay: I think I'll go suck a dick!
Straight: Well, you go on and suck that dick! I'll have a beer and go home and fuck my wife! (in a deep voice)

Old 04-18-2008, 11:02 AM
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Fat girls need love too... PLUS it all feels the same in the dark..
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