you have a bad lay. I mean, if the sex is wack, what is proper procedure afterwards. You call them? THey call you, do you call em back? My usual thing is to cut off contact. what do you people do?

 

If the sex is bad you don't have to cut off contact with them.

Some chics are just nervous and aren't as open with you the first time.

At least give it to the third time.

Sometimes the shyest chics turnout to be the biggest freaks in the sack.

 

bad sex > no sex

 

The first time is always the worst sex. If it doesn't get better, then that's when you cut off contact.

 

I am cocky enough to believe that bad sex never = me That in mind, ill at least give it to the third time to decide she's a dead fish and cut off all contact.

Sometimes the anxiety of her first time with you will cause her to withdraw and not embrace the sex. You may need another time or two to let her hit her comfort zone to truely decide if she sucks.

 

i guess. but other first times with other girls have been completely mind blowing you know? guess i was expecting a lot more. she gave REALLY bad head too

 

OUCH! How old is she?

 

Well, some girls just take time to open up and really grab hold of the experience.

I think you just need to critically analyze how it went down. If it was awkward, kick her to the curb quick because that isnt likely to change.

If she was just shy and and quiet, then she's just nervous and you havent seen the sexual monster that she may be yet. In that case, try and get to know her a little better on a personal level and then give it another round in the sack to see if she opens up.

 

so whats the protocol with virgins? how long do you give them?'

 

Stick it in her butt the next time.

 

Virgins are like a jar full of candy.

You might be the one to open that jar, but it'll be someone else who gets the goods inside.

 

DONT burn bridges... stay in touch, even if you don't pound it...

Remember the Chain Law...

One girl knows like a hundred girls... use the connections.

Junkster, who thinks the first time is usually awkward... unless you know she's a freak-a-leak

 

doodoo shooter on the first romp = for most chicks, hehe

 

Key word "most," you may never know.

 

I give my buddy shit all the time for one episode he had. He had a one-nighter with an Asian chick who was moving to San Diego. Well, in the middle of it, she tells him, "If you can fit it in, it's all yours." He chickened out big time.

 

i probably would have died from laughing so hard if a girl said that to me.


and then i'd try to squeeze in