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Old 03-16-2004, 11:23 AM
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I hate when I am falling asleep and she thinks it is SOOOOO funny to spit on her finger and dip it in my ear canal...

I kicked the bitch out!.... stupid immature dumb woman...

ya know, I work hard and I do not need to stay up watching some chic flic at 1:30 A.M.

While she is sleeping I might be going out to work at 4 A.M. to pick up someone's dead mother off the kitchen floor...

Damn I am pissed off.


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I am tired of these young stupid immature bitches... I need a woman with a kick ass job that drives a BMW M3....

end of rant

and No I do not feel better... I feel violated.... why would you spit in someone's ear that you supposively care about... that is just gross & fucked up!!!!!!
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Stop dating 13 yr olds and you wont have this problem :P


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Old 03-16-2004, 11:55 AM
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She is 12 Phil.. get it stra8.......

nah the girl is 23, you would think that fun time would be over at that age..
Old 03-16-2004, 11:57 AM
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She is 12 Phil.. get it stra8.......

nah the girl is 23, you would think that fun time would be over at that age..
Damn I would be pissed especially at that age she needs a good :spankme:
Old 03-16-2004, 12:05 PM
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dude you have to redirect her attention...I would tell her WTF you like to spit come here and make her put ur cock in her mouth..no not to suck just keep it in there like a baby sucks on their milk bottle

Im serious there was a chick that loved to fall asleep with my cock in her mouth. I didnt trust her tho all I kept thinking is what if she bites it off or something or chokes on it
Old 03-16-2004, 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by lou

Im serious there was a chick that loved to fall asleep with my cock in her mouth. I didnt trust her tho all I kept thinking is what if she bites it off or something or chokes on it
Old 03-16-2004, 12:43 PM
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lol you need to loosen up
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(in dice clay's voice)

But does she suck a good dick....
Old 03-16-2004, 03:08 PM
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Teach her a lesson. Ask her how it feels after you spit on your dick and shove it up her ass.
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Originally posted by Miss iVTEC
Teach her a lesson. Ask her how it feels after you spit on your dick and shove it up her ass.
WOW....coming from a girl too
Old 03-16-2004, 03:11 PM
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....someone is into anal
Old 03-16-2004, 04:31 PM
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I think shes just in a bad mood.....
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:49 PM
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Heh i think you need to chill out, unless she does it every 5 min. Otherwise do it to her see if she likes it.

BTW, some of lou's stories sound a lot like the Punisher's
Old 03-16-2004, 05:35 PM
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Originally posted by Mike97 3.0P
Heh i think you need to chill out, unless she does it every 5 min. Otherwise do it to her see if she likes it.

BTW, some of lou's stories sound a lot like the Punisher's
who is punisher??
Old 03-16-2004, 05:57 PM
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Originally posted by Miss iVTEC
Teach her a lesson. Ask her how it feels after you spit on your dick and shove it up her ass.
priceless
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....someone is into anal
Yeah your wife sure is, but only when you go in w/ no lube and donkey punch her every now and then.
Old 03-16-2004, 07:29 PM
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Originally posted by Miss iVTEC
Teach her a lesson. Ask her how it feels after you spit on your dick and shove it up her ass.
holy shit, that one hit me blind side. didnt expect to hear that come out of you.
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Originally posted by Miss iVTEC
Teach her a lesson. Ask her how it feels after you spit on your dick and shove it up her ass.

that's hot in sooooo many ways......
Old 03-16-2004, 09:28 PM
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Originally posted by lou
who is punisher??
03CLsPunisher...lots of pimpin stories that usually leave me laughing. Look around:
http://www.acura-cl.com/forums/searc...der=descending
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Originally posted by Miss iVTEC
Teach her a lesson. Ask her how it feels after you spit on your dick and shove it up her ass.
, you made me smile and made my day alittle bit brighter..... thank you.
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Yeah your wife sure is, but only when you go in w/ no lube and donkey punch her every now and then.
Old 03-17-2004, 08:22 AM
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Yeah your wife sure is, but only when you go in w/ no lube and donkey punch her every now and then.
To be honest my wife isnt into anal........


but that cum dump meathole elena loves it when i rail that ass raw while giving her a carpet cleaner
Old 03-17-2004, 12:14 PM
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ok... sdhe licked her finger and stuck it in your ear.. big deal.. i am sure she licked your d*ck and stuck it in her hole... lighten up playa.. all you had to do was communicate that it wasnt kool...
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Originally posted by Mike97 3.0P
Heh i think you need to chill out, unless she does it every 5 min. Otherwise do it to her see if she likes it.

BTW, some of lou's stories sound a lot like the Punisher's
Don't tell me the Punisher bullshits all the time too!
Old 03-17-2004, 01:35 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
holy shit, that one hit me blind side. didnt expect to hear that come out of you.
LOL! Keeping you on your toes girl. I've been in rare form lately I guess. Tired of all the bullshit...I just want to say what's on my mind I guess?

Shit I learned it from you...you're a pro!
Old 03-20-2004, 10:30 AM
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My Niggas!!!!!! What’s up hunny buns, I have been real busy lately traveling around the USA busting my Bavarian load in various eighteen year old tight ass holes with no lube, jelly, vaginal secretions, what ever you champions use ass lube. Damn it feels so good I could do that all night. Now you acura-cl type R home boys I’m working on a new product. Its called damn give me some of that Pusstun. Stands for pussy flavored tuna fish. basically all I do it take a classic can of tuna fish, and after I fuck a girl and make her squirt a couple feet I get my ruff ryder to collect those vaginal secretions in a 22" magnaflow resonator part 10436, then take my dip stick and put those vaginal secretions in the tuna. Tastes exactly like your women getting off so for all you chumps who eat pussy on a daily basis and get covered in all that goo for no good reason (unless your milking your prostate at the same time) this product is for you. I guarantee you that you will be tity fucking the shit out of your girl after. Its the new viagra baby. Only costs a couple bucks too which actually might be a little expensive for some of my niggas but that’s ok with a nice loan from my boy lou with his pimp dady benz. thats how dat home boy be pullin all dat ass. dat a true nigga be for real. so anyway i go out to atlantic ave in the bronx by the bridge im eating my pusstun, i see some fine ass milf, me being a young blood i say damn..... shit do i love tig oll bities. i go hey sugar cubes i can make a fourty year old feel like a young lady. thats what i live for, making peoples dreams come true, no better feeling then that.

bottom line is for jokes like minch who cant get any putas eat some tuna with vaginal secretions and you cant go wrong, cant get any closer to the real deal baby gurl. holler atcha boy sweet cheeks.

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Originally posted by 03CLsPunisher
My Niggas!!!!!! What’s up hunny buns, I have been real busy lately traveling around the USA busting my Bavarian load in various eighteen year old tight ass holes with no lube, jelly, vaginal secretions, what ever you champions use ass lube. Damn it feels so good I could do that all night. Now you acura-cl type R home boys I’m working on a new product. Its called damn give me some of that Pusstun. Stands for pussy flavored tuna fish. basically all I do it take a classic can of tuna fish, and after I fuck a girl and make her squirt a couple feet I get my ruff ryder to collect those vaginal secretions in a 22" magnaflow resonator part 10436, then take my dip stick and put those vaginal secretions in the tuna. Tastes exactly like your women getting off so for all you chumps who eat pussy on a daily basis and get covered in all that goo for no good reason (unless your milking your prostate at the same time) this product is for you. I guarantee you that you will be tity fucking the shit out of your girl after. Its the new viagra baby. Only costs a couple bucks too which actually might be a little expensive for some of my niggas but that’s ok with a nice loan from my boy lou with his pimp dady benz. thats how dat home boy be pullin all dat ass. dat a true nigga be for real. so anyway i go out to atlantic ave in the bronx by the bridge im eating my pusstun, i see some fine ass milf, me being a young blood i say damn..... shit do i love tig oll bities. i go hey sugar cubes i can make a fourty year old feel like a young lady. thats what i live for, making peoples dreams come true, no better feeling then that.

bottom line is for jokes like minch who cant get any putas eat some tuna with vaginal secretions and you cant go wrong, cant get any closer to the real deal baby gurl. holler atcha boy sweet cheeks.

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you have just became my hero bro I will buy any product you sell just give your website.

this is the funniest post evar

the Punisher is back
Old 03-21-2004, 04:34 PM
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Yes, the Punisher is back in action. I just recently met up with that nigga, with his modded g35 sedan pimp mobile. He gave me a free sample of his pusstun product, since we are good buddies, and that shit was good. Keep up the good work Punisher, and dont forget to keep poppin dat pussy till the day you die.

Also, guys I have updated news from the Punisher, that he has a new product coming into the market soon. He calls it the vaginator. What the product does is since he meets up with so many milfs, who are a little loose from their previous experiences with the black cocks, it is a device used to tighten up the pussy hole, allowing for him to bust his Bavarian load, a lot quicker after all the experience he has with the hoes. He has an expected release date of May, and hopes to find as many buyers as possible.

The Punisher's true home boy.
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thanks for the update but I would like to here it from the real Punisher ...I know he is busy and all punshing the putas but he should make some time to promot his products...

is he still in R & D phase with the vaginator...also I had a question about the Pusstun does it promote a healthier living...also whats the shelf life on the product
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I am giving him a call right now, he is in the middle of just tearing the pieces out of some 19 year old, so he will be busy for the next hour or so. He should give you some more specifics with his new products and answer your questions for you. He wanted me to fill you guys in before he had a chance to post tonight. Hollar
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Da Punisher is in Da House pussy over here pussy over there pussy everywhere for my true ass niggas. The pussy punnishing pusstun is currently in R&D but I can hook up a few brothers with some samples if they want to spice up their game or relations with hunnies. fucken falisha almost bitch slapped me when I was fucken that little tight cooter and my magnum XL broke, I was about to blow my shit in her twat and run but instead I said baby smile let me see your fucked up teeth. fucken niggas these days cant even afford to go to the dentist. so since she was missing her 2 top middle teeth and didn’t have her fake gold shit in, I decided to put my Bavarian monster right up in her missing teeth location and shot my shit directly at her tonsils which should give that hoe a nice sore throat for a couple days. dat what fucken hoodrats deserve these days. My next product the vaginator. Can I get an amen for the vaginator. The name alone will sell millions I mean what women wouldn’t want a fucken vaginator, right hunny buns? It gives fucken A cup titty women the confidence of a nice D cup mellons. And you know that’s a good cha bang. As my ruff ryder said, the vaginator is a device that I put on my penile organ. It fits like a condom. It has special magnetic strings throughout the device on my cock. I then put some special extra small but powerful body magnets on the hoebag. I place them where necessary all around her vaginal area. Then when I’m fucking the shit out of her the magnets cause her vaginal walls to concave in towards my cock causing an intense load to be blow. Its fucken magic for you and your women. It also will retain some of the tight vaginal wall diameter for next time. "I had a question about the Pusstun does it promote a healthier living...also whats the shelf life on the product" lou my nigga creme, lets just say your girl will be milking your prostate on demand and be polishing your shift nob constantly till its as shiny as your true ass nigga bling bling HRE shoes.

Can i get a woot woot titys niggas

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Da Punisher is in Da House pussy over here pussy over there pussy everywhere for my true ass niggas. The pussy punnishing pusstun is currently in R&D but I can hook up a few brothers with some samples if they want to spice up their game or relations with hunnies. fucken falisha almost bitch slapped me when I was fucken that little tight cooter and my magnum XL broke, I was about to blow my shit in her twat and run but instead I said baby smile let me see your fucked up teeth. fucken niggas these days cant even afford to go to the dentist. so since she was missing her 2 top middle teeth and didn’t have her fake gold shit in, I decided to put my Bavarian monster right up in her missing teeth location and shot my shit directly at her tonsils which should give that hoe a nice sore throat for a couple days. dat what fucken hoodrats deserve these days. My next product the vaginator. Can I get an amen for the vaginator. The name alone will sell millions I mean what women wouldn’t want a fucken vaginator, right hunny buns? It gives fucken A cup titty women the confidence of a nice D cup mellons. And you know that’s a good cha bang. As my ruff ryder said, the vaginator is a device that I put on my penile organ. It fits like a condom. It has special magnetic strings throughout the device on my cock. I then put some special extra small but powerful body magnets on the hoebag. I place them where necessary all around her vaginal area. Then when I’m fucking the shit out of her the magnets cause her vaginal walls to concave in towards my cock causing an intense load to be blow. Its fucken magic for you and your women. It also will retain some of the tight vaginal wall diameter for next time. "I had a question about the Pusstun does it promote a healthier living...also whats the shelf life on the product" lou my nigga creme, lets just say your girl will be milking your prostate on demand and be polishing your shift nob constantly till its as shiny as your true ass nigga bling bling HRE shoes.

Can i get a woot woot titys niggas

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where does he come up with this shit
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Im serious there was a chick that loved to fall asleep with my cock in her mouth. I didnt trust her tho all I kept thinking is what if she bites it off or something or chokes on it
my ex loved to fall asleep while holding my dick in her hand...she said it was a security thing?
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