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Old 11-11-2006, 06:02 PM
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Very Small Bachelor's party

Title says it all. It's basically a very small party (me, him, and maybe two other girls) for my boy who's getting married soon. I've never planned a party, from what I've seen its strippers all the way, right???

Are those called escorts?

If so, how far do they go? I mean is escort just a fancy word for prostitute? ....maybe I should know the answer to this but.....I'm being seriouse....I need to plan something fast (aprox 2 weeks).

I'm reserving a hotel stay at a Hilton, but other than that there's nothing much...it's not a surprise bachelor's party...he's contributing as well

Any suggestions would be great guys

Thanks in advance
Old 11-11-2006, 07:09 PM
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i think how far the girl goes is up to her. Mosy likely they are all sluts. And its a must to have more than 2 strippers. 4 girls and 2 guys = happiness !
Old 11-11-2006, 07:30 PM
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yeah i just found a website 4 girls for $500 3 hours...nice....I think this solves ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL my problems!!!!!!
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a long time ago... before being a personal trainer... I was a "driver" for strippers (for about 4 months)... and NO, they don't all do "full services"... (which means sex for $$$). Some agencies are very legit... and make sure that the girls are NOT doing full services, otherwise... the agency risk being busted for prostitution.


....but then again... I only did it for 4 months... perhaps most of the other "services" will do more than just strip.
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I had an interesting thing happen at a bachelor party. Apparently the place we called was radio dispatched. Another "agency" heard the call and they sent girls that showed up first. Thank god they weren't real girls because they were butt ugly. We actually called the cops. The cops made the ugly girls leave.
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I wouldn't call what you are planning a bachelor's party...More like two guys looking to get lucky with strippers....

Also, I think the days of trying to get the soon to be groom laid have sadly passed....I know of two grooms who got laid on their bachelor party and both ended in divorce (not sure if it related to the party or not). IMO its not worth a) your future wife finding out b) the guilt c) possibilty of disease d) Guido the killer pimp.....

Go to a strip club and invite more men
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Big difference between escorts and strippers.
Old 11-12-2006, 05:13 PM
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Old 11-12-2006, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by phipark
Big difference between escorts and strippers.

Either way, $500 for 4 girls for 3 hours is a great deal, just don't expect anything to happen for that low a price, and don't expect quality. But if you get it, then
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I wouldn't call what you are planning a bachelor's party...More like two guys looking to get lucky with strippers....
Yeah...what exactly are you looking for? Do you want to just hang out, have a good time, do whatever or are you just looking to twist out a couple girls?
Old 11-13-2006, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Nandito28
yeah i just found a website 4 girls for $500 3 hours...nice....I think this solves ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL my problems!!!!!!

Sounds like a good deal. BUT!!! They will want the money upfront and they could leave within 15 mins and ain't alot you can do about it. When that happens, they have a 'driver' with them that you would not want to mess with.

Why not just find a strip club?
Old 11-13-2006, 03:55 PM
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Strip club.

Strippers don't go all the way so there's no danger of the groom going overboard. Use that $500 for some lap dances, have a good time. Tell the girls in advance and have them do something "special."
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fuck man, for 500 bucks you can go skiing in tahoe and have a kick ass time gamblin and getting drunk. i agree with the notion that having sex at the bachelor party ain't right. i know it's a lot of pressure being the best man and all but you also wanna be a good friend and you don't wanna be viewed by the bride the sleazy friend who got the groom laid before the wedding.
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Don't your friend have other friends he would like at his bachelor's party? It really sounds like you guys are just trying to get lucky with strippers.
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Just go to a nice country club and play a round of golf then tip the massage girl to hand you off.
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Originally Posted by Pull_T
Just go to a nice country club and play a round of golf then tip the massage girl to hand you off.
How much?
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How much?
I dunno...maybe 3-4 minutes of vigorous stroking?

Usually doesn't take long since you're already relaxed from the massage.

(Or so I've heard)
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Originally Posted by Pull_T
I dunno...maybe 3-4 minutes of vigorous stroking?

Usually doesn't take long since you're already relaxed from the massage.

(Or so I've heard)
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Originally Posted by Pull_T
I dunno...maybe 3-4 minutes of vigorous stroking?

Usually doesn't take long since you're already relaxed from the massage.

(Or so I've heard)

Good answer! And what would have been your response to "How long?"
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Good answer! And what would have been your response to "How long?"
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Originally Posted by Nandito28
Title says it all. It's basically a very small party (me, him, and maybe two other girls) for my boy who's getting married soon. I've never planned a party, from what I've seen its strippers all the way, right???

Are those called escorts?

If so, how far do they go? I mean is escort just a fancy word for prostitute? ....maybe I should know the answer to this but.....I'm being seriouse....I need to plan something fast (aprox 2 weeks).

I'm reserving a hotel stay at a Hilton, but other than that there's nothing much...it's not a surprise bachelor's party...he's contributing as well

Any suggestions would be great guys

Thanks in advance
Strippers are not prostitutes.......... they could be if they wanted to but they are strippers.........

where do you live? My strippers does Bach. parties..................
I'm in NJ.........
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Originally Posted by AcuraDriver2006
Strippers are not prostitutes.......... they could be if they wanted to but they are strippers.........

where do you live? My strippers does Bach. parties..................
I'm in NJ.........
Hi pal....Have I told you how cool I think you are.
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Hi pal....Have I told you how cool I think you are.
America > England
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Originally Posted by AcuraDriver2006
where do you live? My strippers does Bach. parties..................
I'm in NJ.........
I'm calling for pics of said strippers.

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Originally Posted by AcuraDriver2006
Strippers are not prostitutes.......... they could be if they wanted to but they are strippers.........

where do you live? My strippers does Bach. parties..................
I'm in NJ.........
There's plenty of stripper's in NJ that will give ya a nice knobber for like $50.
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Guido the killer pimp....


Thanks dude, now my client thinks I am insane for laughing out loud all of a sudden.
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Just go to the Club get drunk and have fun man
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Originally Posted by Nandito28
Title says it all. It's basically a very small party (me, him, and maybe two other girls) for my boy who's getting married soon. I've never planned a party, from what I've seen its strippers all the way, right???

Are those called escorts?

If so, how far do they go? I mean is escort just a fancy word for prostitute? ....maybe I should know the answer to this but.....I'm being seriouse....I need to plan something fast (aprox 2 weeks).

I'm reserving a hotel stay at a Hilton, but other than that there's nothing much...it's not a surprise bachelor's party...he's contributing as well

Any suggestions would be great guys

Thanks in advance
this was posted back in Nov... my guess is that it's already over
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