Well ok, any cockblock is unfortunate I guess. I start off talkin to this girl and its going well (touching each other and gettin close). At one point she's like "you're really shy" so I was thinkin 'uhh i approached you and youre talkin my ear off' Well anyway she got called away and went into some room and shut the door, so I figure she's hookin up with someone else....nope, her friend is ballin her eyes out and she's consoling her So needless to say her little entourage of girls leaves and I'll probably never see this girl again.

Uggh why can't girls control their emotions in public and not cry over dumb crap? She should have been happy her friend was about to get some Oh well just a drunken rant i guess:o

 

not a cock block, u should have stepped up your game snagged her number before she got called away or left...

But yea that shit happends, i've been around that block before..

 

 

That's not a cockblock, I was cockblocked!

 

Yes basically you didn't get cockblocked at all. You wanna hear about a true cockblock. My friend Matt aka Biggie Smalls is perhaps the largest cockblock of all time both literally and figuratively if you know what I mean. My home boy was mackin on some girl who he wanted to give a lil tap tap to, and biggie smalls comes over and starts to fucken throw a PMS hissy fit in front of the hoe as my dawg is tryin to mack. He even got to the point where he started crying and he still did not know that my boy was gettin his mack on and was pretty damn close to baggin this hunny for the night. The girl sat their for 35 min why biggie smalls was cryin and finally said I have to go. And then after she leaves biggie smalls is like o who was that. As if he didn't know. Now all you CL boys out there take that as an example because nothing is worse and more hated than a cockblock. Minch i see you potentially being a cockblock if you had any friends to do it to. Stay strong tubby and eventually the ladies will come to you on their own without you havin to get up in on someone elses game. Continue your personal Renaissance by losing 150lbs and u'll be all good.

Peace Youngin

 

HAHA i thought you meant biggie smalls as in the notorious b.i.g. for a sec. Not much shame in him takin yo' ho though.

Yeah i guess i wasnt cockblocked...more like "cock-differed" or something...i dunno

 

what..... the....... fuck?

 

CLPunisher/CLKiller...