Move the corpse?

 

Hey, I'm gathered by the fireplace. I'm ready for the good story.

 

You know hes lovin this and dyin to tell us. I say we lock this thread and all others he starts so he never gets his day in the sun with us. We'll move on like nothing happened, ignore his repeated references to it, and continue bashing him for being a virgin. Business as usual.

 

Youve got to appreciate the fact that neither has broken down an lied about an incident to lessen the degree to which theyre hasstled.

 

Until yesterday morning at 7:40AM that is.

 

A little fib would go a long way...

 

Wow... some drunken broad accidently reached for your tool thinking it's the worm from her mezcal and you found it important enough to write about here? That's just sad dude...

 

Well, this is some crap.

 

at this thead.

I'm thinking she touched it, Miz immediately spoogied and then fell right asleep before he had a chance to finish the post.

 

Is there such a thing as Memoral Fools Day?

 

No, but there is Memorial Fools Grammar Nazi Day.

I think thats the Canada equivilent, but that was last week anyways.

 

* > this thread

 

No S on anyway, Grammar Nazi.

 

this thread = bulllllllllllllllllllllsssshhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt tttttttttttttttttttttttt

 

I'm thinking temp ban.

To think I ppened this back up.

 

didn't i teach you anything? pics first, thread second! you bastard! get out of my state!

 

Seriously...someone needs to get his fat ass out of bed to give us the details...

 

I bet it was a dream. @ sleepposting.

 

son of a fuck bitch cunt...what the hell happened? I read 3 pages of this crap and expect some kind of release and get nothing but a slap in the face and a raging case of blue balls. I'm boycotting Miz from here on out.

 

 

Mizouse, it doesn't count if she's unconscious.

 

exactly.

 

My bet is on:
A girl reached into his pants and fondled him.
Or maybe he got to finger a girl.

I don't think he got to 3rd base/Oral

 

 

 

It's 4:30...there's no excuse...where's the f*cking story?

 

So, even in his dreams he almost gets laid? :shakehead

 

maybe he saw a girl naked and busted in his pants?

 

Maybe Mizouse died cuz he finally got his dingdong touched by a female...Perhaps his life is now complete?

 

 

Maybe he's a little reticent because the story involves a Chevy Cavalier, a KMart parking lot, and a handsome young man.

 

@ this thread....

where da fuck is he?

 

or, a man *cough* abreece

 

Biggest scandal:

1) narcing on...
2) geisha...
3) this thread

 

My guess? A transvestite rubbed up against him in the subway...

/thread