Tires slashed
Tires slashed
Why is it that women always seem to go after a guys car! On thursday my tires got slashed by a girl I have been poking for a couple weeks. It started out as just sex, told her I didn't want a relationship...but she fell in love. To add she is going through a divorce, 3 kids and seems immature at times. I'm only 23 but damn, I thought women mature faster than guys. I'm on the fence about this one, I want to retaliate but know that it will never end. I can't bring myself to touching someones car even though she dug in my pockets...Anyone know how I can get away w/ murder! 
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Suzuka Master
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.....if i were you i would just try to stay away.....or you could buy a 
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Originally Posted by stic2it
seems immature at times.
3 kids + 1 divorce= LOTS of baggage!
Reason #148,621 to stay away from women like that.
Oh, how old is this chick?
Suzuka Master
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From: MD
-Wood chips in the key hole (if they're not power locks)
-Peanut butter on windshield
-Sand in the gas tank
-Or just calls to your friendly police station and insurance company. Make her pay, she'll be fuXored
-Peanut butter on windshield
-Sand in the gas tank
-Or just calls to your friendly police station and insurance company. Make her pay, she'll be fuXored
Racer
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From: Atlanta
you pull out the old anarchy cook book for these type of situations. Do this only if you want to go to the extremes
#14
• Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the way through the pavement!
• Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball, or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.
• Put potatoes, rocks, bananas, or anything that will fit, into the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe.
#47
How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest someone, and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your spare time. Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter and then put it directly underneath his car door handle. Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he made it to his car in time. Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put the muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a cigarette lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter. This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank. Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why your "friend" has trouble with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes time and many friends. Take his/her car then break into their house and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Phun eh? If you're into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it. They wonder why something doesn't work.
#14
• Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the way through the pavement!
• Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball, or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.
• Put potatoes, rocks, bananas, or anything that will fit, into the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe.
#47
How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest someone, and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your spare time. Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter and then put it directly underneath his car door handle. Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he made it to his car in time. Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put the muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a cigarette lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter. This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank. Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why your "friend" has trouble with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes time and many friends. Take his/her car then break into their house and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Phun eh? If you're into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it. They wonder why something doesn't work.
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^ too much damn trouble or too little gain
1) break window (if window is not open)
2) pour liquid accelerant in car's interior
3) ignite accelerant
optional: stuff psycho in trunk before performing steps 1-3
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1) break window (if window is not open)
2) pour liquid accelerant in car's interior
3) ignite accelerant
optional: stuff psycho in trunk before performing steps 1-3
disclamer: for informational purposes only
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From: Bakersfield, CA
Originally Posted by FISHYTL
you pull out the old anarchy cook book for these type of situations. Do this only if you want to go to the extremes
#14
• Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the way through the pavement!
• Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball, or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.
• Put potatoes, rocks, bananas, or anything that will fit, into the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe.
#47
How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest someone, and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your spare time. Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter and then put it directly underneath his car door handle. Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he made it to his car in time. Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put the muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a cigarette lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter. This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank. Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why your "friend" has trouble with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes time and many friends. Take his/her car then break into their house and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Phun eh? If you're into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it. They wonder why something doesn't work.
#14
• Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the way through the pavement!
• Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball, or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.
• Put potatoes, rocks, bananas, or anything that will fit, into the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe.
#47
How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest someone, and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your spare time. Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter and then put it directly underneath his car door handle. Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he made it to his car in time. Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put the muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a cigarette lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter. This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank. Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why your "friend" has trouble with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes time and many friends. Take his/her car then break into their house and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Phun eh? If you're into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it. They wonder why something doesn't work.
I was thinking about the jolly ranchers, sugar, snicker bar in the gas tank. Taking out her tires or even brake fluid all over the car....I know she loves her car...well I got mad, I was going to hit her tires and hit the gas tank, so when she gets her tires fixed the engine goes too shit....but I love cars, hate that she touched mine, anything I do to her...my car is next...but maybe worst...I can live with my two flat tires but she still has to be the looser, w/ 3 kids, a divorce...and a rejection...I saw her two days ago, I was at a bar, a little toasty...she was calling my name but I didn't even hear her...later my friends told me, I saw her, got mad, but I'm writing it off...400 for new tires...but their new...awwww well....I replaced her with something better.... 
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From: Bakersfield, CA
Originally Posted by stic2it
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Same thing happened to me - had it in me to retaliate but couldn't coz I own her (well former) car which I had just had repoed coz I had had enough. It ain't worth it retaliating coz it will never end. Someone's gonna end up in jail too. But dang it sucked seeing my beloved TL slouched on its front wheels............
How may I help you.....?
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Take either 1. a can of tuna or 2. a nice big dog turd and smear it on the radiator. Next time she drives somewhere, it gets baked on and the smell willnever go away. It also does not do any damage. I speak from experience...
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From: Dirty Jerzey
your lucky she didnt try to kill you with the antifreeze in the green jello trick....someone did that a few years ago against her husband......thats sick.....but you could always postit her whole car......
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From: Bakersfield, CA
Originally Posted by CKcentral
damn you should have saw this coming...23 w/ 3 kids and getting a divorce?? why did you even go there?
because he KNOWS that she will put out the sex. Hell, she already did at least 3 times.
slut.
Originally Posted by doopstr
You sure it wasn't her husband that slashed your tires?
he made a scene with her outside but didn't say shit but gave me the keys to her car...lol...and told me he liked my hat! Naw they have a fucked up relationship and he wouldn't go there...I'm no small guy...