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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:22 PM
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Tips for lasting longer in bed??

Ok guys lets help each other out here! I had a GF for the past 2 years, so I thought I was all good in bed since I was used to her and could last pretty much as long as I want. Well sorta Anyway, now that I've been single for a few months and am starting to bone new girls again, I have found out that I'm not quite the stud I thought I was This chick I'm seeing right now just loves to fuck (as they all do) but so far this week out of 5 times, my numbers aren't real impressive.... 1) 5 min. 2) 7-10 min 3)45 min. (but I was shitfaced) 4)12-15 min (in shower) 5) 1 hour+ (but it was 10 minutes after the shower) (BTW-none of these were with rubbers, I refuse to use them cause I can't feel a damn thing)

So far the only legit things I can come up with to last longer are...

1) take advil or vikatin about 30 min before.
2) try to make another part of your body hurt (flex abs, holding yourself up with tricepts)

so lets exchange secrets here guys...those two I said do work, I just kinda forgot about them while I was doing her...otherwise I think I'd have done better

Oh and condoms, and wacking off right before don't count.
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:29 PM
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I never tried taking anything but I hear weed is good for longevity.

I just put my mind somewhere else. Kinda hard to bust a nut when you're thinking about a crappy day at work you had. Or think about putting together a grocery list. Thinking about anything else works really.
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:33 PM
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[QUOTE=Red-CL]I never tried taking anything but I hear weed is good for longevity.

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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:39 PM
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:39 PM
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:42 PM
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I never tried taking anything but I hear weed is good for longevity.

I just put my mind somewhere else. Kinda hard to bust a nut when you're thinking about a crappy day at work you had. Or think about putting together a grocery list. Thinking about anything else works really.

yeah, I've heard pot makes you last longer, but I don't smoke. Drinking makes you last, but I can't just get faded everytime I want to fuck.

I always try to put my mind somewhere else, (singing in my head, thinking about something shitty) but I just look down and I'm like ahhhhhhhahhhhhh awwwww
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:42 PM
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:45 PM
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Talk to your new partner...tell her what you are having trouble with...by now she knows anyway...then have her to work with you to work your way up to longer times...just take it slow...also...I have no idea how old you are, but when you are closer to 40 than 30, like me...its more about her pleasure than mine...I know I can get off anytime, but she needs you to put in some work for her to get hers...when you are concentrating on her feeling good, you'll be surprised how long you can last...and yes, I am a medical doctor...LOL
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by SooDARK
yeah, I've heard pot makes you last longer, but I don't smoke. Drinking makes you last, but I can't just get faded everytime I want to fuck.

I always try to put my mind somewhere else, (singing in my head, thinking about something shitty) but I just look down and I'm like ahhhhhhhahhhhhh awwwww
Drugs are out...what happens when you don't use them..you'll shoot way before you reach the basket...kinda like Shaq does free throws.... They are a really bad idea...
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkSithCL
Talk to your new partner...tell her what you are having trouble with...by now she knows anyway...then have her to work with you to work your way up to longer times...just take it slow...also...I have no idea how old you are, but when you are closer to 40 than 30, like me...its more about her pleasure than mine...I know I can get off anytime, but she needs you to put in some work for her to get hers...when you are concentrating on her feeling good, you'll be surprised how long you can last...and yes, I am a medical doctor...LOL
I'm only 19. But yeah man, thats the whole point for wanting to last longer.... so I can get her off. The two long runs I had, I had no problem, (1 hour+ she went twice) But it's near impossible to do any good when you last less than 15 min.

Anybody tried just going down on them for a few minutes, then when you can tell they're getting close, just fire it in and claim victory
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:51 PM
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If all else fails, think of a dude.......unless you're :ghey:....then don't do that.
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:51 PM
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Drugs are out...what happens when you don't use them..you'll shoot way before you reach the basket...kinda like Shaq does free throws.... They are a really bad idea...

thats fucked up man
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
If all else fails, think of a dude........
naaw I'm good. Any non gay tips??
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:54 PM
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I'm only 19. But yeah man, thats the whole point for wanting to last longer.... so I can get her off. The two long runs I had, I had no problem, (1 hour+ she went twice) But it's near impossible to do any good when you last less than 15 min.

Anybody tried just going down on them for a few minutes, then when you can tell they're getting close, just fire it in and claim victory
Used to do that, but once you have put the stim on them, they usually won't let you stop
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by SooDARK
naaw I'm good. Any non gay tips??
Well......I dunno about you, but thinking about a dude makes my shit go soft as Charmin.......


Sorry for the TMI.
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:56 PM
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It is always good to hear when a young guy has his girl's pleasure on his mind, not just himself!!!
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:57 PM
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Do you think she'll talk about it?
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
If all else fails, think of a dude.......unless you're :ghey:....then don't do that.
then after your done tell the girl about it..."when we were making love I was thinking about this guy I saw at the gym today"...




I think about electronics when I need to go for a while... lcd projection tvs, navigation systems, heart rate monitors, etc.

Seriously. I think about going to best buy when I am having sex.
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:57 PM
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Well......I dunno about you, but thinking about a dude makes my shit go soft as Charmin.......


Sorry for the TMI.
Tru dat!!!
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:59 PM
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then after your done tell the girl about it..."when we were making love I was thinking about this guy I saw at the gym today"...




I think about electronics when I need to go for a while... lcd projection tvs, navigation systems, heart rate monitors, etc. Seriously. I think about going to best buy when I am having sex.
Here man.... LOL
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Old Jul 20, 2004 | 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
then after your done tell the girl about it..."when we were making love I was thinking about this guy I saw at the gym today"...




I think about electronics when I need to go for a while... lcd projection tvs, navigation systems, heart rate monitors, etc.

Seriously. I think about going to best buy when I am having sex.
I think thinking about navigation would make me go faster.......but I don't know. You always want what you can't have
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:00 AM
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^^^ Couldn't help it...plus I could never think of where to use that little TV smilely
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkSithCL
Do you think she'll talk about it?

like with her friends??? I could care less about that, I just don't wanna feel like a 2 pump chump... ya know?
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:02 AM
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Also, a super-duper thin condom, used correctly, in conbo with some of this friendly advise might help...
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:02 AM
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like with her friends??? I could care less about that, I just don't wanna feel like a 2 pump chump... ya know?
NO, with you...that way she can adjust her style to help you last longer...
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:05 AM
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Not sure how she feels about oral sex, but a BJ as part of your foreplay could help you...your'e still ready for action, but the trigger is now harder to pull...if you know what I mean?
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:07 AM
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Try thinking of Bea Arther in a thong nd no top whispering sweet nothings in your ear with that deep ass voice.

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I know this is stupid, but look at the related threads section at the bottom left...Funny as hell!!!
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:08 AM
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Try thinking of Bea Arther in a thong nd no top whispering sweet nothings in your ear with that deep ass voice.

He said he wanted longer, not never...Red!!!!
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:08 AM
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I know this is stupid, but look at the related threads section at the bottom left...Funny as hell!!!

They're all about exhaust tips.
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:10 AM
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He said he wanted longer, not never...Red!!!!

Yeah, my bad
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Red-CL
They're all about exhaust tips.
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:16 AM
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We are talking about sperm exhaust aren't we...smoking that ass...all dat...right?
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:18 AM
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We are talking about sperm exhaust aren't we...smoking that ass...all dat...right?
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:19 AM
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get some of those numbing condoms. a friend of mine used them and said he couldn't feel shit.

no fun for you, but you can last for hours.

*** funny side story...after the girl he was with was done my buddy took off the numbing condom and the girl started giving him head. he didn't tell her about he numbing condom. she gave him head for a minute then stopped and told him she couldnt feel her mouth. she ran to the bathroom and started washing out her mouth and yelling (slurred) whats going on!?!?! I'm numb!!!!!


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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:22 AM
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Might not be the greatest idea RootBeer.

You'll end up with whiskey dick.
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Old Jul 21, 2004 | 12:24 AM
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We are talking about sperm exhaust aren't we...smoking that ass...all dat...right?

um........... .........okay.
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Might not be the greatest idea RootBeer.

You'll end up with whiskey dick.
Exactly - a great excuse to roll over and get some sleep if I ever heard one.
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