So the other day I was having sex with this chick for the first time (first time with her wise-asses), and I correctly read her up as a chick that enjoyed being talked to during sex. But not just dirty talk, guidance dirty talk. Things like:

Me: "How do you want me to fuck you? Hard or Slow"
Her: (panting) Hard

Me: "You like sucking my dick don't you?
Her: (between slurps) Yes
Me: "Let me see you do it with no hands"
She complies

There are more examples of my rauchy comments buts she was loving it, afterwards she told me that it was the best sex she ever had because I did exactly what she wanted and I wasn't afraid to guide her on what worked for me.

So how do you folks feel about guidance dirty talk?

Ladies:
Does it turn you on when a man tells you to do in dirty way? Or does it annoy you?
Does it turn you on when he asks you how you like it in a dirty way while you are in the act? or does it annoy you
Give examples, vivid details, and say if you're shaved or not (Ok that last one was for my enjoyment)

Fellas:
Have you ever done guidnace dirty talk with a chick before?
What happened? Did she love it and you ended up having great sex? Or did she clam up?
Share a story with us.

 

I had one chick tell me 'your cock feels like a freight train running through me' the first time I banged her.

that was hot.

 

That comment must have come out it one of those women magazines because I hear that all the time!

 

forget talking, the best thing I ever experienced...not best but funniest/shocking/awesome all at the same time...I am in the hamptons with this girl I used to fool around with in HS...this is before junior year in college and we havent hooked up in about 6-8 months. I go to finger her and after about 20 seconds fingering her she grabs my fingers out of her pussy and just starts licking them. I was like "where the fuck did you learn that, that was sexy" haha, I'll always remember that, it was great.

 

haha thats some porno shit man

 

That's always good, I love it when girls do that it's so hot. It will get you more mileage when you do it though.

I remember one time me and this chick had been hooking up, but never sex, we had on;y been seeing each other for a couple weeks and she had been seeing some herb for a few months so she wanted to take it slow. So finally on the fourth time we went out I was fingering as part of an extended goodbye in the parking lot of my apartment complex. And for whatever reason in my tequila-addled brain I decided I to lick "her" off my fingers, while looking dead into her eyes with my best "I am going to fuck you like you've never been fucked" expression. I beleive the best representation of her reaction is this smily:



She pulled my hand towards her, sucked off what was left, kissed me and then proceeded to suck my dick with an enthusiasm and prowess that she was never able to acheive after that night. Needless to say we had sex later that night and she stopped seeing her herb the next week.

 

haha thats golden

 

Waddy... u are the man,

tell me what u think of this one...

last night after five or so hours of messing around w/ this chick... i tell her... get it wet for me... so she starts licking her fingers and rubbing her pussy totally begging for my cock.... so then i threw her a curve-ball... i laid down and pulled up the blanket and said goodnight

she is alll over me now... wow.... we havent even fawked yet.. and this was a great line by her last night "god Brian, you're so good and we havent even had sex yet"

its all bout the magic fingers

 

Nice move, you left her wanting more, when you finally have sex she's gonna storm your cock like the Allieds did the beaches of Normandy.

You're a stronger man than I, personally I couldn't do that, well unless the chick was just average and I wasn't really that interested. But if a sexy chick is playing with herself in front of me I am too much of a pussy hound to walk away, if I was you last night after seeing her do that I would have been pounding her like a stampede of crack-addled Buffalo.

 

i love it when guys talk dirty.. im not into romantic mushy love making bs.

 

AHEM!

 

that's the game plan!

 

yes it turns me on.

i'd rather he talk dirty than "give instructions". at least if it's in a sexual way, it shows he's still interested in my happiness rather than just his orgasm.

like, you can say the same thing in a dirty way and have it be way more turn-on-able.

and yes, i'm shaved.

sometimes silence isn't golden... say some nasty shit and keep me going, ya know? otherwise i'm just gonna get bored.

 

This girl I was seeing would always ask me to tell her what to do. It was cool at first, but after a while, I was like "bitch you know what daddy likes".

Yea, sometimes a few dirty words will get you a whole lotta pu-nanny.

 

Most chicks tell me it turns them on. I talk more shit than a pornstar and say shit like "take this dick bitch". I remember once I called this chick a bitch while I was fucking her and after she said she liked it and that no guy had ever done that to her before.

 

Another funny moment...you know how Puff Daddy would say "Take That Take That" at the end of some songs. A buddy and I had this bet that we had to say Take That Take That while fucking some girl before the end of the semester...of course this was on the honor system.

I was fucking some girl from UA, who I don't like very much but it fun to fuck and as I'm in the act I go "Oh yeah bitch Take That Take That" she just stops moving and looks at me, I couldn't stop laughing, called my buddy up about 30 mins after she left and spread the news haha.

 

I was dating this 37 yr old spanish chick for a while, and it was like fucking a porno star in the bedroom.

She loved talking dirty. she would always initiate it. she'd be kissing all up and down my neck and then whisper in my ear "you want me to suck your dick" and then "you wanna cum in my mouth". shit like that. then when i'd be fucking her its just more of the same. it was awesome for real.

 

I always call them names and say dat shit.

I guess the brothas think a like.

 

there was this chick suckin off a guy from the town over, and people were watching (for some reason) in hiding waiting for this.

the guy goes "whos the boss?" and she looks up and goes "you are" and he cock slapps her and yells "WRONG BITCH, TONY DANZA's THE BOSS"

the girl got so much shit for it i felt bad

 

HAHHAHAHhahaha. The best story ever.

 

LOL Python

 

If you don't guide them, they are like bats, just running into walls and shit, constantly doing shit wrong.

 

haha cock slapping.... FADUNK. classic

and yea chicks talkin dirty is def hot

 

Running into walls?! What kind of girls are they?..

 

actually bats use sonar and can move quite agilely in total darkness. perhaps a more appropriate analogy would be that of a female and the common meadow vole, which relies on touch to navigate its underground burrows.

NOOB

 

actually bats use sonar and can move quite agilely in total darkness. perhaps a more appropriate analogy would be that of a female and the common meadow vole, which relies on touch to navigate its underground burrows.

NOOB

 

When you said talking while humping I thought you meant like, "Is it going to rain tomoorow 'cause I was gonna wash the car..."

Dirty talk is hot though!

 

whos the boss

 

I can't have sex with a guy who just clams up. I look at it this way, since a guy's top priority is sex, if he can't communicate to get what he wants, what good is he in other parts of his life? I'm not a mind reader. I am pretty, er, talkative and whatnot myself.

 

ricecake I always though you were a dude so reading your post freaked me out.
wait. you are a woman, right?

 

I get that a lot around here, lol.

What do you think?

(and what type of guy would give himself the username "ricecake" in a car forum?)

 

Talking is all good, as long as its interesting and on topic...

 

couple night ago...

me: "u like that ... u like that"

her: "BRIAN BRIAN !!!!!!!!!!!! ay papi...."


damn i love that shit...

 

The sad part is his name is Xavier.

 

funny u should say that , my pops told me once he wanted to name me Xavier... but nah brah... my name is Brian

 

suuuper.

Ok, bad example, had a thought and ran with it, you know what happens when I think

EDIT: Ricecake is a woman ?!?!? I would have never guessed, well, until now :P

 

Ricecake <> teh ghey

 

LOL... I didn't know ricecake was a woman till I made her a mod

 

I didn't know you're only 22 until yesterday...

 

ok...just have to get this off my chest...you have no idea how badly I want to answer this thread....HOWEVER.....sith would NEVER speak to me again...sorry guys...what I will say is...use your wildest, freakiest imaginations as to what I like....