So my GF caught me looking at porn
11-16-2005, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
i probably have twice that, close to 3x more. i remember i was over 100GB so i burnt all of it onto DVDRs, ive got about 76GB on my computer now 
11-16-2005, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by cazzy
From my understanding...you're a virgin, right? If so, that would probably explain why you have more pron than you need.
11-16-2005, 09:58 AM
#43
Originally Posted by SiGGy
dude, you have issues. That's more like a compulsive hobby 
To view that collection... even looking 1 file per second it'd take 12 minutes to get through!
To view that collection... even looking 1 file per second it'd take 12 minutes to get through!
The reason I have this collection is I am in a long distance relationship so it's either beat my meat or die.
11-16-2005, 10:04 AM
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I would think 99.99999% of the guys have some sort of porn collection....
your gf needs to get over the fact that you cannot separate porn from men...
The problem isn't you, it's her, so don't feel bad about it
your gf needs to get over the fact that you cannot separate porn from men...
The problem isn't you, it's her, so don't feel bad about it
11-16-2005, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by z06girl
I would think 99.99999% of the guys have some sort of porn collection....
your gf needs to get over the fact that you cannot separate porn from men...
The problem isn't you, it's her, so don't feel bad about it
your gf needs to get over the fact that you cannot separate porn from men...
The problem isn't you, it's her, so don't feel bad about it
11-16-2005, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
See I like variety. In a months time I may only watch 3 of them, plus its not like I actually have watched any from beginning to end. I started this collection when I was 16 and it has grew large in the past 5 years. Sometimes I go back and watch some old stuff I started with and it brings back the good old days.
The reason I have this collection is I am in a long distance relationship so it's either beat my meat or die.
The reason I have this collection is I am in a long distance relationship so it's either beat my meat or die.
11-16-2005, 10:13 AM
#47
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Originally Posted by mfkitson
found on PC at home (from GF's 13 y/o son)
14,346 files
504 MB
all gay porn.....
Mom is not happy....
and
if YOUR GF is that bad about just seeing some normal porn, dump her
14,346 files
504 MB
all gay porn.....
Mom is not happy....
and
if YOUR GF is that bad about just seeing some normal porn, dump her
and I agree, you girl should not care you have porn. thats ridiculous.
11-16-2005, 10:16 AM
#48
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dude you're girl definately has some insecurity issues, you have done nothing wrong. if anything you just had a nice education session that will benefit her. so if she cant deal with you watching pron boot the bitch to the curb. my girl suggest watching pron, turns them on just as much if not more
11-16-2005, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
All you have to do is say "Would you rather me fuck someone else" Now shut the fuck up bitch and make me a Sammich.
11-16-2005, 10:25 AM
#52
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
Nope, sexing up my ex again on the weekends. So yes and no.
11-16-2005, 10:36 AM
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OK folks... why does everyone let their GF's/parents and everyoen on Earth use the same account on the PC?
For the love of God... everyone should have their own account. When I lives with my parents, the "collection" was half this size. BUT, it was locked down. See the greenness? That means its encrypted.
No, I don't normally run at that res, I'm RDPing in from work. The point is, its a peice of cake to secure that stuff from your Puritan girlfriend.
However... as I found out. One has to actually log out of a PC before taking a dump. I get off the can and see her screwing around on my PC. I asked her if she would like me better if I was built like the guy in the wmv she was watching... Her reply? "Fuck yes!" SHe took it pretty well, but was not particularly happy with the amount I had.
For the love of God... everyone should have their own account. When I lives with my parents, the "collection" was half this size. BUT, it was locked down. See the greenness? That means its encrypted.
No, I don't normally run at that res, I'm RDPing in from work. The point is, its a peice of cake to secure that stuff from your Puritan girlfriend.
However... as I found out. One has to actually log out of a PC before taking a dump. I get off the can and see her screwing around on my PC. I asked her if she would like me better if I was built like the guy in the wmv she was watching... Her reply? "Fuck yes!" SHe took it pretty well, but was not particularly happy with the amount I had.
11-16-2005, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by SiGGy
dude, you have issues. That's more like a compulsive hobby
To view that collection... even looking 1 file per second it'd take 12 minutes to get through!
To view that collection... even looking 1 file per second it'd take 12 minutes to get through!
11-16-2005, 11:10 AM
#57
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Originally Posted by mfkitson
found on PC at home (from GF's 13 y/o son)
14,346 files
504 MB
all gay porn.....
Mom is not happy....
and
if YOUR GF is that bad about just seeing some normal porn, dump her
14,346 files
504 MB
all gay porn.....
Mom is not happy....
and
if YOUR GF is that bad about just seeing some normal porn, dump her
Originally Posted by JesusJuice
Speaking of which this is why I never use other peoples computers or look in their folders. I swear I will cry if I find gay porn on one of my boys computers.
11-16-2005, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by btsilver
ah onionbooty. 
Does a man good.
Does a man good.This is like the time I jokingly typed in "www.round and brown.com" as a link here and it led to an actual site (warning:remove the spaces and it's NWS )
11-16-2005, 01:18 PM
#62
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Originally Posted by TLover
Speaking of porn, is Beetroot's FTP server still up?
no. my trial ran out for the server program and it was $50 to renew it and I just let it slide.
it never really worked out for the purpose I had intended, so I didn't feel like paying for it.
11-16-2005, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
So is there some explanation to the phrase "onionbooty"?
This is like the time I jokingly typed in "www.round and brown.com" as a link here and it led to an actual site (warning:remove the spaces and it's NWS )
This is like the time I jokingly typed in "www.round and brown.com" as a link here and it led to an actual site (warning:remove the spaces and it's NWS )
Funny part is I also have round and brown videos too
11-16-2005, 08:00 PM
#73
Originally Posted by mfkitson
found on PC at home (from GF's 13 y/o son)
14,346 files
504 MB
all gay porn.....
Mom is not happy....
and
if YOUR GF is that bad about just seeing some normal porn, dump her
14,346 files
504 MB
all gay porn.....
Mom is not happy....
and
if YOUR GF is that bad about just seeing some normal porn, dump her
btw im limited to 1.5 gb
11-16-2005, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
Onion booty is the shape of a big ass
Funny part is I also have round and brown videos too
Funny part is I also have round and brown videos too
I never really thought of it that way.
11-16-2005, 10:40 PM
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Jesus christ-who cares. I could care less if my boyfriend looks at porn-sounds like you have an insecure girlfriend. Why were you looking at porn? To get off b/c ur girlfriend doesn't do it for you or just to look at porn because youre a guy?
11-17-2005, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by cazzy
Your gay porn was found and you pinned it on your GF's 13 y/o son? 
For real though, what did he say?
For real though, what did he say?
Aside from being very embarrassed he didn't have much to say. I sorta thought he might be gay when I first met him. This is just positive evidence (don't get me wrong, I don't care, outside of how his Mom feels and his age scares the bejebbers outta me and what can happen online) We talked a lot about the creeps out there that stalk these poor kids and I turned off all his authorities to get to anything even remotely sexual.
sorry, didn't mean to hijack the thread...
11-17-2005, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
So the kid's gay. What the problem is?
I don't particularly care I just don't want it on my PC and his Mom that is very concerned, he's only 13, doesn't need to be online with all the stalking old men and Rabbi's etc....(did you see the TV expose on that?) That's SCARY
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11-17-2005, 10:19 AM
#79
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Originally Posted by mfkitson
I don't particularly care I just don't want it on my PC and his Mom that is very concerned, he's only 13, doesn't need to be online with all the stalking old men and Rabbi's etc....(did you see the TV expose on that?) That's SCARY
11-17-2005, 10:21 AM
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My Ex-wife had a huge problem with porn. She made me get rid of everything and would even check my history and cache on my PC's. It was all related to her insecurity problems. Basically, she did not want me looking at other women- real or on tv/computer- naked OR DRESSED. I never gave her a reason to act like this, but the guys she dated before me obviously did.
When I got divorced, I started my collectiion over. My current g/f knows about it now and she doesn't care. She knows I like boobies, pussy, legs, hips, chocolate starfish, ect...
My opinion is that she probably won't get over it and that insecurity has been built up over years and years. She is probably going to make you get rid of it. In that case, get rid of her before things get worse.
When I got divorced, I started my collectiion over. My current g/f knows about it now and she doesn't care. She knows I like boobies, pussy, legs, hips, chocolate starfish, ect...
My opinion is that she probably won't get over it and that insecurity has been built up over years and years. She is probably going to make you get rid of it. In that case, get rid of her before things get worse.