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Old 04-25-2005, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
talk to NSX, he seems to be the one stuck on something. Maybe its something wrong inside himself that he is afraid to let out, and instead of dealing with it he searches for insults. HIs behavior mirrors someone who is sincerly insecure.

I'm just responding to his homophobic ways.

Yup, that's me. Insecure. Have you met me? Tony, I'd say I'm far from insecure. Wife, kid, extremely successful in my career.

You on the other hand are the epitomy of secure:

1 - Cannot commit to a relationship
2 - Lives vicariously through his parents
3 - Brags about the sex he's having on the web
4 - Seems to be constantly on the bottle (or at least that's what you post)

Hmm, insecure, yup you got me profiled perfectly.
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if i'm tiny, then you're microscopic...you shriveled old man.
You said it was a good size
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
Yup, that's me. Insecure. Have you met me? Tony, I'd say I'm far from insecure. Wife, kid, extremely successful in my career.

You on the other hand are the epitomy of secure:

1 - Cannot commit to a relationship
2 - Lives vicariously through his parents
3 - Brags about the sex he's having on the web
4 - Seems to be constantly on the bottle (or at least that's what you post)

Hmm, insecure, yup you got me profiled perfectly.
you win...you are so much better than me. you probably have a 11" cock too. I am clearly out of my league here, you just beat me over the internet.

just curious if you have ever met me, or if you know ANYTHING about me, besides the bullshit jokes I post here.

Also, Your insecurites shined since you just had to speak about yourself over the internet.

and you're right, I should have a career and a marriage and a kid, I mean I am 21...time to get the ball rolling, one day I can hopefully be like you, and have an nsxNEXT.
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I smell a coming.
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:21 PM
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:25 PM
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Yes I have met you. At one of the Park Ave Meets. You were the coolest, swinging your golf clubs in the parking lot, telling everyone about your golf scores.
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:26 PM
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Go have a drink Tony. This thread has gone too far.
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:53 PM
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Headline News

This just in, Tony and his friends have reached new levels of :ghey:

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Hmmm ... I thought I saw a lock on this thread.
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Why was this re-opened?
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Cause I was a bad mod.
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Cause I was a bad mod.

So you and Tony want to keep eachother.

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Old 04-25-2005, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by domn
So you and Tony want to keep eachother.


nah I think we took care of a few things through PM...

He knows if he wants to continue, I am game. But, thats about it.

otherwise it can be closed, on this last statement
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Eh, what's the big deal is Tony wants to talk about his sexual escapades? Most of the time, it's funny.
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I don't mind leaving it open. It's all in good fun, until someone loses an eye.
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Originally Posted by GTKrockeTT
Headline News

This just in, Tony and his friends have reached new levels of :ghey:




I must have missed that before.
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by GTKrockeTT
Headline News

This just in, Tony and his friends have reached new levels of :ghey:

Just when you think he's reached the pinacle, he goes out and outdoes himself
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This is nothing a few threesome pics wouldn't cure
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especially if it's a combo with siegfried and roy...heavy on the italian sausage.
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or, in tony's case, "light"...:gheylaugh:
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This is the funniest thread ive seen in a while
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This is the funniest thread ive seen in a while
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Old 04-25-2005, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by GTKrockeTT
or, in tony's case, "light"...:gheylaugh:

watch fuck boy, or I'm going to stick it so far up your ass, your back teeth will be tasting the tip.
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
watch fuck boy, or I'm going to stick it so far up your ass, your back teeth will be tasting the tip.


GTKrockeTT: is it in yet?
pgatour1: i'm already done.
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
watch fuck boy, or I'm going to stick it so far up your ass, your back teeth will be tasting the tip.
This can happen when you already have your head up your ass
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Old 04-25-2005, 08:29 PM
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I don't remember the last time i read a thread that made me laugh hysterically and cry like a baby all at once....or vomit for that matter
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So back to those pics....if not of both of 'em, why not at least one of them?
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Old 04-26-2005, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
Is THIS it???

jeebus, I thought they were gonna be hot. This isnt it, right? It cant be.

All that hype for this? you're better off concentrating on finding just one hot girl

but props for trying to get the two anyways

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Originally Posted by agranado
Is THIS it???

jeebus, I thought they were gonna be hot. This isnt it, right? It cant be.

All that hype for this? you're better off concentrating on finding just one hot girl

but props for trying to get the two anyways

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hahah no that isn't them...that was a joke from NSX.

One of them is posted somewhere in here. She is the one I used to date when she went to school here.
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
hahah no that isn't them...that was a joke from NSX.

One of them is posted somewhere in here. She is the one I used to date when she went to school here.
Don't lie, Tony. That's him on the left in drag.
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
her roomate was a fucking tease...
we went to some club down in shitsville, all night she is drinking and grinding up against me and shit (and I hate to dance in clubs)

Anyhow we get home, and she gets all giggly and shit. and ahh fuck it.

Stupid roomate. 300 miles & $65 to sleep with a girl I already slept with.

she's not ever getting a call back.
So it never happend??? :shakhead

Just my ... If she was grinding up against you and all then when you guys got home she was all giggly and what not... don't you think that is a sign that she wanted you to take her like a man... She was probably playing hard to get... since the girl you banged is so easy... i'm dissapointed... you should have just gone up to her... ripped off her cloths... and just went off on her... i'm sure if the girl you did bang really wanted a threesome would of followed your lead... but no... you settled for the used and abuse girl... instead of both at the same time... 300 miles and 65 bucks to sleep with the girl you could have slept with for nothing... = ...

to top it all off... you didn't even pic up your private photographer... you even promised him you'd jizz on his face... man... i'm dissapointed in you...

You'll get them next time tiger... you'll get them next time... Till then... Tune in for pgatour1's next sex thread... same Acurazine Channel... Same Acurazine Time...




btw: so i suggest a

Edit: but before that... LINKY TO THE FACEBOOK SITE!!!

butterface...
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can't believe it's still on

lock it up
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Word to that CLean B!
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oh and BUMP
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