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Old 04-21-2005, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
well, good, you're learning.



thats because there are a lot of homos lurking around the internet...
....and Tony is driving to Tuscon to fuck one of them.
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
....and Tony is driving to Tuscon to fuck one of them.

howd you know TMK was in tucson?
he wasn't supposed to tell anyone.
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I really don't understand why you're driving. Wouldn't it be easier to just have her shipped?

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Well, I guess I'll NEVER doubt ANYTHING you say for fear of pissing you off. Because we all know, no one EVER lies on an Internet forum, especially about sex.

i don't....
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
I really don't understand why you're driving. Wouldn't it be easier to just have her shipped?



Hey, no one asked for pics of your wife
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Hey, no one asked for pics of your wife

Wow you really suck at the comebacks. Might wanna work on it between fucking all your hoes.
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@ this thread


I'll believe it when I see it
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I'll believe it when I see it

you wanna come fucking watching then...
I'll cum on your face if you want.
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
you wanna come fucking watching then...
I'll cum on your face if you want.



I'd buy that for a dollar.
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
he'd pay me $20 just to do it
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BTW - Aren't you supposed to be in Tucson by now?
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Originally Posted by domn
BTW - Aren't you supposed to be in Tucson by now?

shortly


what really sucks is I'm going to miss the party friday night for the Nascar stuff
I rather drive down to Tucson Sunday, but then well I think she'll be pissed.

Such a dilema


I also want to see who else I can piss off between these two threads we got going in here.
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hmm...what is I to do.

I could drive down tonight, come back here for the party tomorrow and Nascar Saturday. then go back down sunday and monday.

Either way, i'll post pics from both "event"s Monday. That is all
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
you wanna come fucking watching then...
I'll cum on your face if you want.
Aren't you supposed to be on your way there by now?































And if you haven't left yet, will you pick me up before you go?
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
shortly


what really sucks is I'm going to miss the party friday night for the Nascar stuff
I rather drive down to Tucson Sunday, but then well I think she'll be pissed.

Such a dilema


I also want to see who else I can piss off between these two threads we got going in here.
OMG U DUM LIAR, U DON'T EVEN LIKE GURLS CUZ UR A GHEY AND U LIE ABOUT LIKE EVERYTHING YOU TYPE. YOU PROLLY R NOT EVEN A GOLFER AND U JUST LIE B-CUZ PEOPLE LIKE GOLFERS BUT NO ONE LIKES U B-CUZ U SUCK!!!
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....nearly time for the "Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics" picture....
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Originally Posted by ccannizz11
And if you haven't left yet, will you pick me up before you go?
What part of threesome don't you understand?
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Originally Posted by TLover
What part of threesome don't you understand?
He asked if I wanted to go

He even offered, so graciously, to cum on my face

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Originally Posted by ccannizz11

He asked if I wanted to go

He even offered, so graciously, to cum on my face
Cool. Go and take pictures.

I see; you're the designated jizz mopper.
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This thread is hilarious. I love it when people react to Tony's statements. Especially when those statements are made just to get a reaction.


Tony, have fun this weekend, sounds like fun................
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Lucky you I guess everyone is jealous.
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Originally Posted by GunnmeTaLCURA04
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Originally Posted by JWhite1301
This thread is hilarious. I love it when people react to Tony's statements. Especially when those statements are made just to get a reaction.
Well, every post on this board was posted to get a reaction. Why else would you post? What I think you meant is that they provoke an unusually strong reaction...which I think is fine..and funny if done right. I do it now and then myself just for kicks...but mostly out of boredom.

What kind of gets me is that alot of people on this board post things ostensibly for one 'stated' reason, when its SO obvious they really just want to brag and show everyone what hot shit they are (or think they are). Like Nicky's "Do I look like silvester stallone thread". I mean just be honest and call the thread "Hey ladies check me out" I mean shit the last time that guy posted pics he was fucking flexing his guns ...that one was titled "post pics of yourselves"...riiiight...i bet he really wanted to see all us guys' pics. LOL.

The posting every time you get laid thing kind of loosely fits that category...but PGA's cool..I just think its cooler to be humble i guess. Don't get me wrong, post the fucking pics of the action if you got em...but I do think people are more impressed when you have something to brag about but you don't. The guy with the "i'm #1" hat just isn't gonna impress anyone unless he's using some jedi mind trick...

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Originally Posted by zeroday
Well, every post on this board was posted to get a reaction. Why else would you post? What I think you meant is that they provoke an unusually strong reaction...which I think is fine..and funny if done right. I do it now and then myself just for kicks...but mostly out of boredom.

What kind of gets me is that alot of people on this board post things ostensibly for one 'stated' reason, when its SO obvious they really just want to brag and show everyone what hot shit they are (or think they are). Like Nicky's "Do I look like silvester stallone thread". I mean just be honest and call the thread "Hey ladies check me out" I mean shit the last time that guy posted pics he was fucking flexing his guns ...that one was titled "post pics of yourselves"...riiiight...i bet he really wanted to see all us guys' pics. LOL.

The posting every time you get laid thing kind of loosely fits that category...but PGA's cool..I just think its cooler to be humble i guess. Don't get me wrong, post the fucking pics of the action if you got em...but I do think people are more impressed when you have something to brag about but you don't. The guy with the "i'm #1" hat just isn't gonna impress anyone unless he's using some jedi mind trick...
you put a lot of thought into a thoughtless thread
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that's a hot bitch tony, beat it up.
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Originally Posted by 55M2G7L
you put a lot of thought into a thoughtless thread
i do it because i care.
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Lucky!...Have fun my friend.
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haha, i knew he was the thread author just by looking at the title on the top of the rambling main page lol
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
you're calling me a liar, basically...I'd say thats reason enough to be touchy.

I post this stuff just to shoot the shit, I'm not doing it to show off to people on an internet forum...whether you like me, think i'm cool, or a man or whatever it may, means nothing to me. So why would I lie...some people just get laid a lot, and like talking about sex. I am one of them.

The last girl who questioned what I was saying when I was talking about sex, ended up blowing me in my car in the parking lot of the bar...do you want to end up like that?
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Originally Posted by zeroday
i do it because i care.
awwwww thats so :ghey:
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$20 says he got there and 10 guys ass raped him.
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Boy oh boy.....the post pics of your self thread was pretty successfull (over 10 pages)....and CL Power and Mattg posted a ton of pics too, but I'm the problem. AND, I never said I was hot shit, I asked a question.......that is all

Originally Posted by zeroday
Well, every post on this board was posted to get a reaction. Why else would you post? What I think you meant is that they provoke an unusually strong reaction...which I think is fine..and funny if done right. I do it now and then myself just for kicks...but mostly out of boredom.

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The posting every time you get laid thing kind of loosely fits that category...but PGA's cool..I just think its cooler to be humble i guess. Don't get me wrong, post the fucking pics of the action if you got em...but I do think people are more impressed when you have something to brag about but you don't. The guy with the "i'm #1" hat just isn't gonna impress anyone unless he's using some jedi mind trick...
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4 pages and no pics of Tony and his highway reststop threesome?
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nobody will believe him unless we get action pics anyway


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Pics = Proof


...where are they????
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Tony emailed me a pic of him and the two heffers at a local truck stop.

The girl on the left had just finished anal raping Tony with the squeegee and was wondering what his colon tasted like.

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