So I'm driving to Tucson for a threesome...
04-22-2005, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
Tony emailed me a pic of him and the two heffers at a local truck stop.
The girl on the left had just finished anal raping Tony with the squeegee and was wondering what his colon tasted like.
The girl on the left had just finished anal raping Tony with the squeegee and was wondering what his colon tasted like.
04-22-2005, 01:06 PM
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Boy oh boy.....the post pics of your self thread was pretty successfull (over 10 pages)....and CL Power and Mattg posted a ton of pics too, but I'm the problem. AND, I never said I was hot shit, I asked a question.......that is all 
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04-22-2005, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by I'm Batman
Most of the better golf course in the Tuscon area won't let a threesome go off. So I wonder who he will get to be the forth?
So bad it's good enough to make "best post of the thread" so far
04-22-2005, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by zeroday
Well, every post on this board was posted to get a reaction. Why else would you post? What I think you meant is that they provoke an unusually strong reaction...which I think is fine..and funny if done right. I do it now and then myself just for kicks...but mostly out of boredom.
What kind of gets me is that alot of people on this board post things ostensibly for one 'stated' reason, when its SO obvious they really just want to brag and show everyone what hot shit they are (or think they are). Like Nicky's "Do I look like silvester stallone thread". I mean just be honest and call the thread "Hey ladies check me out" I mean shit the last time that guy posted pics he was fucking flexing his guns...that one was titled "post pics of yourselves"...riiiight...i bet he really wanted to see all us guys' pics. LOL.
The posting every time you get laid thing kind of loosely fits that category...but PGA's cool..I just think its cooler to be humble i guess. Don't get me wrong, post the fucking pics of the action if you got em...but I do think people are more impressed when you have something to brag about but you don't. The guy with the "i'm #1" hat just isn't gonna impress anyone unless he's using some jedi mind trick...
What kind of gets me is that alot of people on this board post things ostensibly for one 'stated' reason, when its SO obvious they really just want to brag and show everyone what hot shit they are (or think they are). Like Nicky's "Do I look like silvester stallone thread". I mean just be honest and call the thread "Hey ladies check me out" I mean shit the last time that guy posted pics he was fucking flexing his guns
...that one was titled "post pics of yourselves"...riiiight...i bet he really wanted to see all us guys' pics. LOL.The posting every time you get laid thing kind of loosely fits that category...but PGA's cool..I just think its cooler to be humble i guess. Don't get me wrong, post the fucking pics of the action if you got em...but I do think people are more impressed when you have something to brag about but you don't. The guy with the "i'm #1" hat just isn't gonna impress anyone unless he's using some jedi mind trick...
04-22-2005, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
You're obviously not a bowler
"Peterson's girlfriend fingered"
04-22-2005, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by TLover
I just can't tell whether he's trying to be funny or serious. I guess it's because I recently ran into some guy who didn't get why this headline is funny:
"Peterson's girlfriend fingered"
"Peterson's girlfriend fingered"
04-22-2005, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by wsklar
$20 says he got there and 10 guys ass raped him.
only 5 guys
but I didn't get the threesome, her fucking roomate ende dup being all prude about it.
Kinda of pissed me off, because I wouldn't have drove all the way to Tucson just to fuck her...because I have fucked her before.
Oh well... I guess I still got laid. But what a waste of a drive.
She wants me to come back Saturday night after Nascar...ha, yeah right.
04-22-2005, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by TLover
^^^Tease. And I'm talking about her roommate AND you. 
her roomate was a fucking tease...
we went to some club down in shitsville, all night she is drinking and grinding up against me and shit (and I hate to dance in clubs)
Anyhow we get home, and she gets all giggly and shit. and ahh fuck it.
Stupid roomate. 300 miles & $65 to sleep with a girl I already slept with.
she's not ever getting a call back.
04-22-2005, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
only 5 guys
but I didn't get the threesome, her fucking roomate ende dup being all prude about it.
Kinda of pissed me off, because I wouldn't have drove all the way to Tucson just to fuck her...because I have fucked her before.
Oh well... I guess I still got laid. But what a waste of a drive.
She wants me to come back Saturday night after Nascar...ha, yeah right.
but I didn't get the threesome, her fucking roomate ende dup being all prude about it.
Kinda of pissed me off, because I wouldn't have drove all the way to Tucson just to fuck her...because I have fucked her before.
Oh well... I guess I still got laid. But what a waste of a drive.
She wants me to come back Saturday night after Nascar...ha, yeah right.
04-22-2005, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
oh btw, you guys are funny...
I seriously think NSXNEXT wants to have man sex with me. 
I seriously think NSXNEXT wants to have man sex with me.
Damn, my secret is out. I love small-dicked Italians that brag about their sex life. Oh woah is me.
04-22-2005, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by zeroday
I never said you were a problem Nicky. I've never had a 'problem' with you. But cmon man you were FLEXING .
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04-22-2005, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
Damn, my secret is out. I love small-dicked Italians that brag about their sex life. Oh woah is me.
Dick jokes and you're 36. umm, yeah...
04-22-2005, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
Stupid roomate. 300 miles & $65 to sleep with a girl I already slept with.
I limit it to paying a toll(well each way) myself, more then that its probably not worth a repeat offense if I didn't keep her around to begin with!And your NEVER to old for dick/penis jokes!
04-23-2005, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
Dick jokes and you're 36. umm, yeah...
BTW:
about your small penis.
04-24-2005, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
This is teh intraweb, age doesn't count here.
BTW: about your small penis.
BTW:
about your small penis. and i still havent seen any god damned pictures yet! there was no stipulation about no threesome = no pics you bitch
04-24-2005, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
This is teh intraweb, age doesn't count here.
BTW: about your small penis.
BTW:
about your small penis. do you really want me to respond to that...
Should I just take the high-road on this one.
04-25-2005, 08:08 AM
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Truth hurts Tony? 
See now your secret is out. You can't hold down a steady girlfriend cause once they sleep with you, the truth comes out. :troutslap
It's ok Tony, I'm sure there is some girl out there who will like you for you.
See now your secret is out. You can't hold down a steady girlfriend cause once they sleep with you, the truth comes out. :troutslap
It's ok Tony, I'm sure there is some girl out there who will like you for you.
04-25-2005, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
Truth hurts Tony?
See now your secret is out. You can't hold down a steady girlfriend cause once they sleep with you, the truth comes out. :troutslap
It's ok Tony, I'm sure there is some girl out there who will like you for you.
See now your secret is out. You can't hold down a steady girlfriend cause once they sleep with you, the truth comes out. :troutslap
It's ok Tony, I'm sure there is some girl out there who will like you for you.
04-25-2005, 10:32 AM
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04-25-2005, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
Truth hurts Tony?
See now your secret is out. You can't hold down a steady girlfriend cause once they sleep with you, the truth comes out. :troutslap
It's ok Tony, I'm sure there is some girl out there who will like you for you.
See now your secret is out. You can't hold down a steady girlfriend cause once they sleep with you, the truth comes out. :troutslap
It's ok Tony, I'm sure there is some girl out there who will like you for you.
awwww, don't be upset because I told you that you couldn't satisfy me...
I promise I will fuck you in the ass when I get home, and you will find out. For now, just quit the silly schoolgirl sherades (sp). Its really not fooling anyone.
04-25-2005, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
awwww, don't be upset because I told you that you couldn't satisfy me...
I promise I will fuck you in the ass when I get home, and you will find out. For now, just quit the silly schoolgirl sherades (sp). Its really not fooling anyone.
I promise I will fuck you in the ass when I get home, and you will find out. For now, just quit the silly schoolgirl sherades (sp). Its really not fooling anyone.
Why is it YOU are the only one making the :ghey: comments? I think the whole :checkoutallthechicksI'vebanged: threads are the true charade
Be happy in your gheyness Tony. I'm sure your family will accept you for what you are.
04-25-2005, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
Why is it YOU are the only one making the :ghey: comments? I think the whole :checkoutallthechicksI'vebanged: threads are the true charade
Be happy in your gheyness Tony. I'm sure your family will accept you for what you are.
Be happy in your gheyness Tony. I'm sure your family will accept you for what you are.
is there something wrong with being gay?
do you have something against gay people?
sounds homophobic to me.
04-25-2005, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by CGTSX2004
I didn't think this thread could get any worse, but you guys have outdone yourselves once again...talk to NSX, he seems to be the one stuck on something. Maybe its something wrong inside himself that he is afraid to let out, and instead of dealing with it he searches for insults. HIs behavior mirrors someone who is sincerly insecure.
I'm just responding to his homophobic ways.
04-25-2005, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
I'm trying to figure out how this thread got AIDS, considering the threesome never happened
I believe that one can be chalked up to NSX's penis jokes.
I responded to his picture of those ugly girls with a joke, that I was just messing around with.
Then he took it from there on the start of page 5. the rest is documented.
04-25-2005, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
I believe that one can be chalked up to NSX's penis jokes.
I responded to his picture of those ugly girls with a joke, that I was just messing around with.
Then he took it from there on the start of page 5. the rest is documented.
I responded to his picture of those ugly girls with a joke, that I was just messing around with.
Then he took it from there on the start of page 5. the rest is documented.
04-25-2005, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Well I was trying to make a clever little pun/analogy thingy there, what with getting AIDS, but no sex because there was no threesome, but I guess it went over your tiny-dicked head.
if i'm tiny, then you're microscopic...you shriveled old man.