So this is my first date after the breakup of me and my fiance. I met this chick a while ago, and decided to give her a call to see if she wanted to go out. She agrees, and we're gonna go meet up at the Olive Garden and have some dinner. She of course, lives in butt fuck egypt, so i have to take a damn 45 min drive just to get down there. (around Disney World). The date went pretty good, but she kinda pissed me off. Heres why. First she wanted an appetizer, so we got that. Then she had salad. Then in between were 2 glasses of wine. Also a coke. By the time her $15.95 chicken with whatever showed up, she took 2 bites, and was done! She didnt even get a box, she told the waiter to throw it away! I was like, WTF. Her side of the meal was like $40 alone. I dont mind droppin a few dollars, but damnit, you better eat whats put in front of u, u know. I dont know, maybe it was just cuz she had so much beforehand, all i know is, that shit better not happen next time! But other than that, i got a good night kiss and an invitation to hang out tomorrow, so not all bad. BTW, i'm 23, and shes.......33.

 

lol...you should have taken her shit home...since you were paying for it....j/k

sorry it sucked...did you get anything???

and a lil old dont ya think?

 

haha....

for $40 bucks you got a kiss.

last time for $70 of sushi, i got a phone call the next day. lol

 

I know right.....yea i got a piece of lasagna, that cost about 10.75. and yea, she's old, but i've had some older ones before, and...........i kinda like it.

 

What can i say, you are the future milfhunter. btw, $40 for a good night blow job isn’t bad. You get what you pay for keep that in mind. Now was the invitation to hang out with your wang out? If not just whip that bad boy out and say hey baby you know you want to try a little Katana. May I suggest, busting a load on her ear lobe, and dropping a bomb on her chest. Then get the fuck out of there.

Good luck and may the force be with you.

The Punisher.

 

I've gotten less than that for more than $40.

 

minch, just shut the fuck up. we don't want to see you post until AFTER you get some poon. cuz the way you're posting, nothing good can come out of us

 

amen

 

Damn, Chinisimo, put those claws back in before someone gets hurt! lol

As for you, Eric, sucks about your date. You'd figure by 33 she'd have learned a little bit about first date etiquette. Let us know how it goes

 

Wow..yeah that is a waste...no class She should have at least made the effort not to waste it by taking it home. Maybe her eyes were bigger than her stomach hehe. That happens to me sometimes...I order all this stuff and end up taking it home.....but then again I'm usually paying for it hehe

 

damn 33, older the berry the sweeter the juice i guess

 

I'm sure this is just one of the reasons why she's 33 and single.

DUMP that bitch.

I got laid last night and spent 35$ on a bottle of gray goose for myself and McDonalds for myself. She bought her own drinks, and her own funky ass McDonalds... AND we had a good time.

BTW I met her 2-3 hours before we went into her bedroom... guys, if she has a tattoo on her lower back, a chinese/japanese letter tattoo, and a tongue ring... she's gonna be pretty easy in most cases

 

make that bitch finish it

 

Maybe that's why she's still single...

 

You can spend over $40 on yourself at an Olive Garden? Up here Olive Gardens are the butt of a thousand jokes. Anyways, that's dating for you it's part of the risk. How was she aside from her spending $40 on food did you guys get along? Personality jeez your focusing on just the bill......

 

WOW...i had the same shit happend to me...but i spent 80 bills...

 

your 23... you should be dating 17 yr olds. not 33 yr olds

 

yea cuz at a real trattoria you can spend $140 a person. heh

 

i think it says a lot about her personality if she is willing to just waste his money like that.

on a first date, i would feel so uncomfortable if they even spent 15 dollars on my dinner. i paid for myself until about half a year into the relationship, and then he started picking things up. (not that he didnt try before)

But if someone bought me 40 dollars worth of food, I would damn well try to eat as much as possible, and save the rest.

thats just rude and wasteful

 

I'm eating leftover ziti bolognese from the local wop shop and it's $9 a plate good for 2-3 meals. Olive Garden is not Italian it's a place where they heat up Frozen Italian entrees. Although I love their salad and breadsticks but the passion stops there.

 

My last kiss cost me $30...at Chilis (!!!) Thank god the movie she wanted to see was already at the dollar theatre... And that is all I got too...then a phone call promising a later date, when she got 'back into town from her parents' she would call me. Then nothing...

 

Ah, forget her, that just means she doesn't know a decent guy when she meets one

As for the Olive Garden comments, yeah, if we ever go there, I get the salad and breadsticks meal thing. Cheap and fulfilling!

 

Ahhhh...the breadsticks....

& I've worked at many a "wop shops"...

 

go to ParkSide restaurant in Corona, Queens, spend 1/2 as much as Olive Garden, get a piece of veal that's unmatched by all cept for Il Cortile in Lil Italy...just have to know where to FIND the good Italian food at bargain prices...next time yer over here, we'll take a ride, capice paisan???

 

Oh, I will never talk to her again...this was back in August...I'm just still a little bent out of shape about the way it went down...

 

 

I've dated quite a few older women before. Its different, if anything. The main difference is that they know what they want, they dont play the games that the 18-23 crowd likes to play sometimes.

 

No wonder you guys have such a problem with the ladies if you focus on what sex acts you get/deserve for how much dinner costs.

Appetizer + 2 drinks + soda + entree is not unreasonable, IMO...if it totals more than you are comfortable paying (which is OK), go somewhere cheaper. Whether she ate it or not doesn;t really matter, you pay the same regardless. Maybe her stomach was bugging her or her eyes were just bigger than her stomach. To expect someone to eat something they don't want to eat is assinine.

Understanding that sometimes women's eating habits aren;t always easy to understand is a big key to dealing with them. Hell, she might be a real light eater and didn't want you to get the "first date impression" that she ate like a bird and tried to eat what she could, but the size of the appetizer did her in. Perhaps after eating the appetizer and salad she thought she had already eaten a lot and didn;t want to give the "first date impression" that she eats like a Sumo wrestler.

A lot more depends on how the rest of the date went, chemsitry, etc., but I wouldn;t make to soild a judgement of her (as being inconsiderate or anything like that) simply because of the eating/ordering.

 

Well, yes its not about what was spent/given back. I was more upset about the time that I put into it, the way I felt about her after being together for a few weeks, the way she SAID she felt about me, and then the way she lied to me and then blew me off...

Jesus, I am 22 years old...old enough to handle a PROPER rejection...just don't beat around the bush is all...

 

hey man I was in your exact same spot. I broke up with my fiance about 2 months ago. (we went out 1.5 year) that first 1 or 2 dates is hell with the new person. because you go out with a person for awhile you got a "groove" (like autocross track) you know what not to do you know the track. you basically know that where your gonna run good at. well with a new date it's like running your car at a track you've never been to. basically your first 1 or 2 dates is like "exploreing the track" you might not put down the best time. but the more you do it the faster time you'll put down. my first date with Amy (which we've been going out about 1.5 month now). was to her Football game(because she's in the college's marching band). thank goodness my best buddy and his g/f went with me. you want to talk about awkward. basically my best buddy and his g/f coached me through it.
but now i feel i'm doing okay. (she lets me drive her autocross car)

 

Maybe she wanted to see if you had an issue with her ordering so much. SHe might have just been checking you out to see if a 23 year old would be bothered by that. She might have been testing you.

I would have reached over and said, "you gonna eat that baby?"

 

Yeah, you would. :P

 

Shit fellaz, what I would do at that point is...

Hey baby I know you can't be full yet. Now get your skank ass under the table and eat that meat, you dirty little cock sucker. Nothing like some under the table meat eating for your lady and if she gets thirsty she will get a blast of ranch dressing in the mouth. That a way playboy. Now show that milf the proper way to eat dinner. It’s all about the penile organ these days.

Holler and bust a nut.

The Punisher

 

I've gotta say - I worked at the Olive Garden, and compared to the other restaurants i've worked at - that place is SOOO much better. They keep everything at that fuckin restaurant on lockdown - from the temperature of the plates to the "technique" in filling a soda n shit.


Olive garden is bombski,

werd to ur mom