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Old 10-10-2006, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
I have an aunt who's in her early 40's who has a belly button ring - she's fucking hot. And fuck all you incest haters - if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
^^ pic or ban...
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Look. I'm an expert on these matters. I'm a long-time observer of such behaviors on MILF Hunter, MILF Shake, MILF Banger, MILF on my Stick, MILF Plunger, Got MILF?, and it's sister site MILF Does a Body Good, et al.

I am more than convinced that women in their mid-40's want nothing more than a thick cocka-doodle-doo in their Georgia O'Keefe. Especially from fun-and-free dudes in their mid and late-20's. Guys, I've seen this on tape. I believe everyone who is denying this is simply exacting a form of "playa-hating" common on internet forums.
The only reason I venture into D&R...
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The only reason I venture into D&R...
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Old 10-10-2006, 12:08 PM
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The tought of a milf is awesome, but I've been with 2 40+ year olds and the sex isn't all that different....but the suck cock like its thier last meal before the electric chair!!!
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I must admit that after reading the first post I skimmed the thread for pics of said milf.......

guess it's time to read the thread now :|
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
The tought of a milf is awesome, but I've been with 2 40+ year olds and the sex isn't all that different....but the suck cock like its thier last meal before the electric chair!!!


I had a 47 year old once for about a month... the sex was okay... cause she was kinda loose "down there" (but it made me last longer, if you know what I mean?), but yeah... she can definitly suck a golf ball through a garden hose
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this thread is wayyy too funny...
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
The tought of a milf is awesome, but I've been with 2 40+ year olds and the sex isn't all that different....but the suck cock like its thier last meal before the electric chair!!!

TMI!


And to think ... the only time I go into D&R ... this is what I read.
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Old 10-10-2006, 09:02 PM
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u guys are hilarious
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:19 AM
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didja hit it yet?
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I had a few 45+, & yeah the sex wasn't any different. I agree with the loose, & BJ comments.
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Old 10-11-2006, 10:56 AM
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Update Please! Pictures would be a plus as well!
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:00 PM
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oh boy, what happened to this thread
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:33 PM
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milfs are fun...but the serious mental problems they carry with them are not
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:43 PM
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Fuck her then change your number!
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Originally Posted by FunkeeTown
milfs are fun...but the serious mental problems they carry with them are not
not necessarily, some of them just wanna have fun cause they never got much from their dead beat ex-husbands... now, just riding the alimoni $$$
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it's because there husbands are tired of fucking a old loose hole, they are hunting for young 18 yr olds. Just like hte milfs are hunting for young dudes.
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Yes. The voice of experience tells me that such a woman will possess a nice, fragrant set of roastbeef curtains.
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Originally Posted by Titand19
it's because there husbands are tired of fucking a old loose hole, they are hunting for young 18 yr olds. Just like hte milfs are hunting for young dudes.
...yeah, no argument here, but I was simply stating that they don't necessarily have "issues", but just wanna get laid like everyone else...

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Old 10-11-2006, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Titand19
it's because there husbands are tired of fucking a old loose hole, they are hunting for young 18 yr olds. Just like hte milfs are hunting for young dudes.
...yeah, no argument here, but I was simply stating that they don't necessarily have "issues", but they simply just wanna get laid like everyone else...
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Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
Yes. The voice of experience tells me that such a woman will possess a nice, fragrant set of roastbeef curtains.
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Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
Yes. The voice of experience tells me that such a woman will possess a nice, fragrant set of roastbeef curtains.
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Old 10-11-2006, 10:28 PM
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Members: D&R forum isn't a joking forum. We made this section to allow those who are in serious trouble, or in serious need for help or advice to able to come on here and pour their hearts and souls out. If you have nothing to contribute, keep the silly comments to yourself.
Some of you keep on asking for pictures of this lady, or post useless comments. It will stop from here or you'll take a nice long vacation. You want to joke around? Go somewhere else. Not in D&R
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^^^

I think it's impossible to prevent said useless comments considering the subject at hand. Any topic involving the word milf is guarenteed to be joked about.
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
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I think it's impossible to prevent said useless comments considering the subject at hand. Any topic involving the word milf is guarenteed to be joked about.
When the OP posts a topic saying I got the digits of a true MILF. Then the replies are going to be somewhat questionable.
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:32 PM
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thank you moeronn. Noted.
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The sub-heading for the D&R thread is "love sucks, now you can cry about it..." Doesnt seem like total seriousness is in the air.
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Just wanted to let you know that the orange text has come to be interpreted as "Don't listen to me, I'm drunk" (much like red text is interpreted as sarcasm).
Really....How do I perminantly change my font to orange?
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Really....How do I perminantly change my font to orange?
You need your own color. Something that we would interpret as "Don't listen to me, I'm Whiskers"
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Originally Posted by moeronn
You need your own color. Something that we would interpret as "Don't listen to me, I'm Whiskers"
Ill ask my wife...She knows that code...
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
^^^

I think it's impossible to prevent said useless comments considering the subject at hand. Any topic involving the word milf is guarenteed to be joked about.

Although true, consider MainEvent's post a warning. We will start deleted posts if necessary.
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Although true, consider MainEvent's post a warning. We will start deleted posts if necessary.
Why don't we start with the sub-forums we should limit humor to....
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Ill ask my wife...She knows that code...
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Why don't we start with the sub-forums we should limit humor to....

Joking is allowed, however, when it starts getting crude, thats where we draw the line.
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Originally Posted by cTLgo
Joking is allowed, however, when it starts getting crude, thats where we draw the line.
The problem is that it's all very subjective...
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
The problem is that it's all very subjective...
This is a good thread though.....might have to snatch me a milf now. Pun intended.
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^^ watch the Pun... apparently its frowned appon.
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Joking around is what Rambling forum is for. D&R is a section for those who seek serious help/advice. It takes 1 person to generate a meaningless thread, poking fun on a useless topic and a few people chiming in to joke around. Next thing you know, D&R becomes a Rambling section with dating material. We want D&R to be a serious forum, where a person who indeed needs serious help isn't afraid to create a thread and pour his/her heart out. A person who has some good advice to offer isn't afraid to post and offer his/her help.

"Love sucks, now you can cry about it" does not intepret as "let's joke around, ask for pictures of your hot MILF."

From now on, any meaningless topic created will be deleted.
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Originally Posted by TheMainEvEnt
"Love sucks, now you can cry about it" does not intepret as "let's joke around, ask for pictures of your hot MILF."

From now on, any meaningless topic created will be deleted.

Right, I never said it did mean "let's joke around..." I said it does not create the allure of an entirely serious subforum, i.e. that some humor will be tolerated in posts. I view humor as an essential aspect of life and even someone with a legitimate and serious problem should welcome a funny comment.

I do agree that there are certain posts that are unnecessary and probably go beyond the scope of what "love sucks, now you can cry about it..." intends as reasonable. I have no problem with the deletion of threads that are merely ment to mock or make fun of an unfortunate social situation, but an all out ban on humor or jokes is unreasonable and closes off a necessary aspect of relationships.
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Right, I never said it did mean "let's joke around..." I said it does not create the allure of an entirely serious subforum, i.e. that some humor will be tolerated in posts. I view humor as an essential aspect of life and even someone with a legitimate and serious problem should welcome a funny comment.

I do agree that there are certain posts that are unnecessary and probably go beyond the scope of what "love sucks, now you can cry about it..." intends as reasonable. I have no problem with the deletion of threads that are merely ment to mock or make fun of an unfortunate social situation, but an all out ban on humor or jokes is unreasonable and closes off a necessary aspect of relationships.
You must understand everybody tries to be funny, but not everyone is actually funny. A funny comment in a serious thread is tolerable. as long as it doesn't get out of hand which it often does.
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