We know you're lying...PM me

 

Yes it does. How many ugly rich guys have I seen with model type women? Or personality wise, how many good looking women have you seen date average joes? Well in both cases MANY. The older the woman gets the less likely she cares how the guy looks (women, if I'm wrong, correct me).

If you're inquisitive, for gay guys it's the same as straight guys criteria, but even more exaggerated. Great personality + fugly shell = first date ending VERY early!

 

Ok look its natural selection...good looking people just dont procreate with ugly people.

 

Hot looking women usually don't get picked up by hot guys b/c most guys are afraid they don't measure up. But if you tried, you might get lucky... ex. Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson. The worst thing they can do is say no.

 

Its all about the trying part...I dont give a fuck whether I measure up..I just do it.

 

When you stop caring is when you start getting the women.

 

The day that I stopped trying so hard to get a chic was the day the chics started coming onto me. Live and learn.

 

Grow a set.

 

"Macking"

 

Because I'm not trying to hit on them, they're all over me. Must be the "if I can't have it it must be good" thing.

 

 

I would have asked her is she wanted to ride the baloney pony.

But that's just me.

 

dude, you need a camera phone

 

Why?

Then he wouldn't be able to lie anymore.

 

Same here, the irony is unbelievable!

 

... and that's why skorts are back...

 

Even if I did have a camera phone, ya'll wouldn't believe me anyways. Someone will scream "photochop."

Besides, I'm not the type of person that would go up to a random chic and snap a pic of their underwear. That's just looserish.

 

Yes I do. I am working on it.

 

#1 and go from there.

 

i would have just said " those are beautiful flowers!" and let her figure out the rest. the look on her face would be classic

 

Ding ding ding! I think we have a winner! I'll try that if I see her again.

 

i would care less about my exam, just jump on her!!! LOL

 

"Mind if I stop and smell the roses?"

 

1 question do you have a camera phone?

 

Why the fuck didn't you have a camera phone with you? Good story - what college?

 

A guy I knew back in the day would have said "Would you like a tube steak smothered in underwear?" Fucker would have done it with a straight face too.

 

meh a peice of ass isnt worth it, but nice to look at

 

 

I have an old cell phone that works great so I didn't feel like buying a new celli, but I might have to now. The fiance has gone through like 4-5 phones and I have only gone through 2. Shiet!

I didn't see her today; maybe I'll see her tomorrow. But if I remember correctly, she wasn't hot like Xeno's gf, but she was doable.

 

WTF...NO PICS FOR YOU!

 

Did I say somethig wrong?

Anyways, I was studying for another test in the lounge today and these two fucktards (fugly as fuck) couple kept making out, wet sounding kisses and shit. It was pissing me off b/c they were ugly. So I don't know what the fudge they think they were trying to prove? I think the chic was more of the instigator. I guess she was happy she found a guy ugly enough to want to date her so she had to be loud and proud. After about 10 minutes of it, I got up, turned around, and told them to take that shit outside. I guess they got mad, b/c they left saying some Mexican shit under their breath. Bishes.

 

Oh I see now. What I meant to say was that this panty showing chic wasn't as hot as your gf, but she was doable. Meaning your gf is in all the right ways, but this chic wasn't as hot, but she was doable...as in some chics aren't hot, but they're doable. Not that your chic isn't doable.

 

No... Good call with the ugly people by the way. Thats my feeling when I see someone ugly wearing something that they know...and I know they shouldnt be wearing.

 

Heh...you didnt insult me...I dont give a fuck. Sure shes hot...but I already know that...thats why I dont understand the dudes that get upset when you're looking at their woman. I said no pics for you because people will associate her being hot with me being an idiot.

 

I'm not a cheater-cheater-pumkin-eater so number 3. BUT why the hell don't you have a camera phone???? You could've taken a pic!!!!!!

 

coulda, shoulda, woulda.

 

read my type: C-A-M-E-R-A------P-H-O-N-E.