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Old 03-02-2009, 01:00 PM
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Shorty is pregnant? Aw wrong thread...

Seriously man, wrap it up
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Why are people so stupid seriously? I think i've lost all faith in the human race when still to this day people "pull out". I'm glad you didn't bring a child in this world.
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CONDOMS!!! USE THEM!!!

You'd think it's rocket science or something...

Don't give me the "It doesn't feel as good" or "We really love each other this much"... It's all bull shit... wrap it up, have fun, and be safe doing it...

If I was ever told by my girlfriend that she might be pregnant (at a time that I didn't want kids, like now) I'd feel like absolute shit...

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Pull out and pray! Been doing it for 12+ years and have had only 1.5 scares lol

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"Well everyone knows the girl cant get pregnant if she on top, its just gravity"

HA


You cant get her pregnant if shes blowing you LOL High school is the time for blowjobs! you have the rest of your life for sex, Blow jobs start getting harder to come by the older you get lol
Old 03-02-2009, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by rtlltj
Why are people so stupid seriously? I think i've lost all faith in the human race when still to this day people "pull out". I'm glad you didn't bring a child in this world.
well... i know what you mean and i would be saying the same to myself if i were you. and i hear you.. my common sense was really off and i just was being stupid. i am the total opposite of that truly, but this really was one stupid thing i did.
Old 03-02-2009, 07:28 PM
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I think no amount of sex ed will help a teenager realize that pulling out is stupid. Only once you have a scare does it really put things into perspective.
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Originally Posted by HI OFECR
"Well everyone knows the girl cant get pregnant if she on top, its just gravity"

HA


You cant get her pregnant if shes blowing you LOL High school is the time for blowjobs! you have the rest of your life for sex, Blow jobs start getting harder to come by the older you get lol


Originally Posted by subinf
I think no amount of sex ed will help a teenager realize that pulling out is stupid. Only once you have a scare does it really put things into perspective.
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Old 03-03-2009, 11:43 AM
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so is she pregnant or not? I say kick her in the stomach just to make sure
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Originally Posted by myron
so is she pregnant or not? I say kick her in the stomach just to make sure

Negative. and i offered to punch her in the stomach...

but yea. and shes actually open to anal too
Old 03-03-2009, 09:25 PM
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I vote pics as well.

pics or it didnt happen!

in all seriousness, as much as fucking with a condom is like eating with saranwrap on your tongue. its a necessity. I've had a couple of scares myself. nothing quite like your heart dropping and getting some serious nervous sweats to really give you a reality check. im stoked, my university hands out free condoms! haha i wish i had that shit when i lost my virginity.. obtaining condoms then was a shit ton harder.
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Originally Posted by Acuraluvr
Negative. and i offered to punch her in the stomach...

but yea. and shes actually open to anal too

oh.. and with anal.. dont pull out too quick. ask me how i know

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Just have her watch a creampie porn so she can learn to squeeze it out like the pros.
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Originally Posted by ShadowBar
I vote pics as well.

pics or it didnt happen!

in all seriousness, as much as fucking with a condom is like eating with saranwrap on your tongue. its a necessity. I've had a couple of scares myself. nothing quite like your heart dropping and getting some serious nervous sweats to really give you a reality check. im stoked, my university hands out free condoms! haha i wish i had that shit when i lost my virginity.. obtaining condoms then was a shit ton harder.
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Originally Posted by Acuraluvr
but yea. and shes actually open to anal too
she just says that to impress you, wait until you try and grease up that butter hole. You'll get the pink dolphin 'eh eh, eh eh'
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Originally Posted by ShadowBar
I vote pics as well.

pics or it didnt happen!

in all seriousness, as much as fucking with a condom is like eating with saranwrap on your tongue. its a necessity. I've had a couple of scares myself. nothing quite like your heart dropping and getting some serious nervous sweats to really give you a reality check. im stoked, my university hands out free condoms! haha i wish i had that shit when i lost my virginity.. obtaining condoms then was a shit ton harder.
Walmart, Grocery Store, 7-11, etc...
Seriously how hard is it to buy condoms?
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Originally Posted by nbennettksu
she just says that to impress you, wait until you try and grease up that butter hole. You'll get the pink dolphin 'eh eh, eh eh'
maybe shes saying that shed like to watch girl on girl porn with me to impress me too
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Originally Posted by spdy0001
Walmart, Grocery Store, 7-11, etc...
Seriously how hard is it to buy condoms?
No shit. And if you are a cheap bastard just go to the fucking clinic.
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I have a few coats or so that need hanging ???
Or what is this suppose to do ??
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Originally Posted by subinf
No shit. And if you are a cheap bastard just go to the fucking clinic.

considering i grew up well out of walking and bike distance of any of the aforementioned places, coupled with the fact that i lost my virginity when i was 14, yeah it was hard asshole.

idk about your family, but going up to my parents and saying hey, can you drive me to the store so i can buy some condoms at age 14-16 would not have gone over well.
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Originally Posted by spdy0001
Walmart, Grocery Store, 7-11, etc...
Seriously how hard is it to buy condoms?

above post goes for you too.
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Originally Posted by ShadowBar
considering i grew up well out of walking and bike distance of any of the aforementioned places, coupled with the fact that i lost my virginity when i was 14, yeah it was hard asshole.

idk about your family, but going up to my parents and saying hey, can you drive me to the store so i can buy some condoms at age 14-16 would not have gone over well.
Little sensitive? Condoms have always been easy to get. Did you not bang an older chick?
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Bein a dude rules... I can just be an animal and not worry about the consequences.... Although, if I was too much animal one night, I may dissapear as to avoid the female I could have impregnated.....
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Originally Posted by afjock21
Bein a dude rules... I can just be an animal and not worry about the consequences.... Although, if I was too much animal one night, I may dissapear as to avoid the female I could have impregnated.....

nothing quite like deleting yourself from her phone while shes passed out after a rough night, then disappearing before she wakes up. although its happened to me where i actually ran into previously mentioned girl around campus... awkward.
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Originally Posted by subinf
Little sensitive? Condoms have always been easy to get. Did you not bang an older chick?
its the one year anniversary of two of my friends dying, today has not been easy.. sorry for snapping, and no i didnt. i met the girl my freshman year of highschool, i was actually a month older then her, we were both 14 lol

edit: lost it to eachother
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Originally Posted by ShadowBar
nothing quite like deleting yourself from her phone while shes passed out after a rough night, then disappearing before she wakes up. although its happened to me where i actually ran into previously mentioned girl around campus... awkward.
ooh that's a good one, deleting my number on her would make it easier than having to listen to voicemail after voicemail after missed call after text.. But yeah, if goin to the same school ya gots to be on the low
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Originally Posted by afjock21
ooh that's a good one, deleting my number on her would make it easier than having to listen to voicemail after voicemail after missed call after text.. But yeah, if goin to the same school ya gots to be on the low
last wednesday I met this girl in my experimental psych class, long story short I ended up hittin her friday night-saturday day then again sunday night. turns out shes a massive clinger. im not generally a asshole and shes got some cute sorority sisters, so im kind of stuck looking for a way out. i saw her at dinner though and left early to make it to class so i didnt have to walk with her. upon arrival to class she goes 'damn, i dont know anone that walks as fast as you'

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Originally Posted by afjock21
How many more times are we gonna read stories like this one? With kids in their teens! Unbelievable... Get a BJ and cum in her mouth or sumthin, or just get her on the pill, use the morning after pill once a month (you will be circling THAT day on your calendar playa haha) or wear a condom (last option)
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Just have her watch a creampie porn so she can learn to squeeze it out like the pros.

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take pregnancy tests asap.
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Originally Posted by ttk5
take pregnancy tests asap.
this is a long resolved issue
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Originally Posted by poisx7
I have a few coats or so that need hanging ???
Or what is this suppose to do ??
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