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From: Lexington, KY
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+carl
Though there seems to be a little confusion to its actual meaning, I was always under the impression it was the first one.
Though there seems to be a little confusion to its actual meaning, I was always under the impression it was the first one.
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From: S Florida
Originally Posted by Tireguy
If I am not mistaken, I believe the original poster is female. So maybe the BF asked 
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I was actually watching a South Park episode about sex ed, and Mr. Garrison was asking the little kids to name all the different sex slangs. One was the hot carl which i didn't know what that was. Hot lunch is when you put plastic wrap on a girls face and then crap on it right?
and no my boyfriend doesn't want to do that!
and no my boyfriend doesn't want to do that!
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Was watching Deuce Bigalow European Jigalow this past weekend, had some good slangs in there, but i think they are fake, "Turkish Snow-Cone, Filthy Ramirez, Portuguese Breakfast, Irish Facial"
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From: New Jersey
Originally Posted by ZtotallynakedZ
I was actually watching a South Park episode about sex ed, and Mr. Garrison was asking the little kids to name all the different sex slangs. One was the hot carl which i didn't know what that was. Hot lunch is when you put plastic wrap on a girls face and then crap on it right?
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Tony Danza > *
You set it up like a donkey punch (anal sex from behind), but when you're about to blow your load you ask the girl "who's the boss?" When she turns her head around to look at you and go "what?" you go "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the face.
You set it up like a donkey punch (anal sex from behind), but when you're about to blow your load you ask the girl "who's the boss?" When she turns her head around to look at you and go "what?" you go "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the face.
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From: Austin, TX
Originally Posted by Time For Sleeep
The Gorilla > Hot Carl
Nut on a girl's face, then subsequently throw pubic hair on said nutted face.
Nut on a girl's face, then subsequently throw pubic hair on said nutted face.
We both shave.
Originally Posted by ABreece
Tony Danza > *
You set it up like a donkey punch (anal sex from behind), but when you're about to blow your load you ask the girl "who's the boss?" When she turns her head around to look at you and go "what?" you go "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the face.
You set it up like a donkey punch (anal sex from behind), but when you're about to blow your load you ask the girl "who's the boss?" When she turns her head around to look at you and go "what?" you go "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the face.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Tony Danza > *
You set it up like a donkey punch (anal sex from behind), but when you're about to blow your load you ask the girl "who's the boss?" When she turns her head around to look at you and go "what?" you go "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the face.
You set it up like a donkey punch (anal sex from behind), but when you're about to blow your load you ask the girl "who's the boss?" When she turns her head around to look at you and go "what?" you go "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the face.
oh fawk that is good shit
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Tony Danza > *
You set it up like a donkey punch (anal sex from behind), but when you're about to blow your load you ask the girl "who's the boss?" When she turns her head around to look at you and go "what?" you go "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the face.
You set it up like a donkey punch (anal sex from behind), but when you're about to blow your load you ask the girl "who's the boss?" When she turns her head around to look at you and go "what?" you go "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the face.
Just like above, but right before you blow your load you pull out and then spit on her back. Thinking you are done she turns around and then you plaster her face. Only do this with a girl that has a great sense of humor or someone that you are about to break up with anyhow.
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From: ShitsBurgh
Originally Posted by ABreece
Tony Danza > *
You set it up like a donkey punch (anal sex from behind), but when you're about to blow your load you ask the girl "who's the boss?" When she turns her head around to look at you and go "what?" you go "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the face.
You set it up like a donkey punch (anal sex from behind), but when you're about to blow your load you ask the girl "who's the boss?" When she turns her head around to look at you and go "what?" you go "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the face.
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From: Northern Virginia
Originally Posted by GreenMonster
Where's Phil2 when you need him ?? 
:hotcarl:
:hotcarl:
I was thinking the same thing. Here are two of my favorites:
Originally Posted by phil2
My Mom is not coming down there tonight! Nope tonight she will be with me letting me give her a pasadena mudslide...This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)
Originally Posted by phil2
My favs...
Ham And Cheese Sandwich
Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite.
Ham And Cheese Sandwich
Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite.
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Pull a Houdine (sp?)
You are doing a girl from behind. Tell her to hold on, that you need to pinch so you can keep going. Then your friend slides in behind her. You casually walk in front of her and wave.....
The spiderman...
Nut in your hand. When the girl looks at you. Throw it at her face. Just like a web.
You are doing a girl from behind. Tell her to hold on, that you need to pinch so you can keep going. Then your friend slides in behind her. You casually walk in front of her and wave.....
The spiderman...
Nut in your hand. When the girl looks at you. Throw it at her face. Just like a web.
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From: Washington, DC
Originally Posted by avenger1974
Jelly Donut - When getting head and about to blow your load, pull out and spunk all around her mouth. Then proceed to punch her in the mouth drawing blood. Produces what looks like a jelly donut.
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From: nyc
Originally Posted by avenger1974
Funny shit, man!
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"Advice from Mooj" from the movie 40 y/o virgin has to be one of the funniest things I've heard in awhile... The extended version on the DVD is even better...
Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.
Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.
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Oh, here's a page I found while looking for what a "rusty trombone" was...
They explain what a hot carl is...
http://www.sitandspinmagazine.com/1004/poo_sex.php
They explain what a hot carl is...
http://www.sitandspinmagazine.com/1004/poo_sex.php
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From: Champaign, Illinois
Originally Posted by Mizouse
this thread reminds me of deuce bigalow european gigolo
They're so much better.
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