OK fellas, since this forum is lookind dull on interesting topics.
Heres one for all you bunch of faggots.
I just felt like saying that.

What female would you chop your d*ck off for?



























j/k Here are the three questions.
1. Describe the type of woman that catch your eye, for example blondes, with blue or green eyes, ...etc.
2.What part of a womans body do you like most and why?
3.What type of clothing woman wear, turn you on and makes you fantasize?

 

OK, I'll jump start this s*ht.

1. Description of my type of gal: Light skinned, blonde or light brown hair, light eyes,
5'2 - 5'7, and more curves than a circuit.

2. My favorite part in a womans body has to be her face. I'm a sucker for a pretty face.
A girl with a nice body and no face just makes me . Put a bag on that B*%$# or turn off the lights.

3. The type of clothe woman wear that turn me on has to be a beautiful woman in a
skirt. That s*ht makes me fantasize about how easy it would be to just lift that skirt up
and ram her like the Aries that I am. I'll give you an example this tuesday I was coming to work and when I get on the elevator this beautiful woman comes in the elevator. My first thought was damn I hope this s*ht gets stuck halfway. She had a business suite and a skirt on. Her legs were silky smooth and the curves on that body looked delicious. This woman had me fantasizing right away about if this elevator were to get stuck and me and her are stuck here for hours. Then I begin to imagine her coming on to me, kissing me all over, at the same time she feels something rising and lifting up her skirt, as she looks down her eyes open wide to find my bestfriend a.k.a my d*ck hard as a light pole. She lifts up her skirt and underneath she has on victoria secret lingerie. I start caressing her curves and bend her over. You know what time it is!

 

I guess I'm the only horny perv.
by the lack of cooperation.
Someone :padlock: this .
Put this topic out of it's misery.

 

That's hot~

 

sounds like u need to get laid

 

seriously, when the fuck did this turn into eroticsexstories.com?

 

 

This thread blows.

 

ibtl